(From Brent Spiner to Gail on 12-20-11) My dear wife,

I am writing to you from the Canadian International Hospital, where I sit in quarantine zipped inside a, dreadfully squeaky, white hazmat suit. These suits actually look like the space suits we used on the set of Star Trek, so at the very least I know I look cute in them. What I am writing you is a firsthand account of the horrible bombing that took place today.

All of Canada has been bukkaked. I cannot describe to you the smell.

The sensations are so vivid in my mind I have had trouble sleeping. Every time I close my eyes the scene comes pouring back into my eyes, my ears, my nostrils, my mouth, like a horrific rape scene stuck on repeat. Minutes from hour zero, I sat in the hospital room next to Terrance Jenkins. My heart was pounding. My palms were sweating as I flattened them on the cold window, dilated pupils fixated on the brightening horizon in the distance. I prayed. I saw the nukkake bomb as it came over the sky, silent, unglamorous, like an idle daydream whisking across the imagination and disappearing among the clouds. The room seemed to stand silent, still, swelling with the melody of "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" playing over the hospital intercom, uninterrupted by the horror dawning outside with the cold glow of the winter sun.

The bomb dropped. I opened my mouth to scream but nothing came out. The powerful blast ejaculated through the streets so fast there was no time to react. Innocent civilians had drowned in the milky depths before they could even scream. Buildings burst. The entire hospital shook under the tremendous quakes of the earth as doctors and nurses flooded into the rooms to gather everyone down into the basement. They made sure to round up all of the celebrities first. The next thing I know I was being dragged out of the room while Terrance Jenkins still lay on the hospital bed. "Leave him" they said, "he will never survive the trip without his left testicle" but I wouldn't allow it. Not this man, not my friend. I whirled out of the arms of the nurses and flung myself to his bedside. I politely asked permission to touch his body, to which he responded with a reluctant, drugged out groan, then cupped his injured testicles in my own hands and hoisted his body out of the bed. I then began the arduous journey down 27 flights of stairs en route to the safety of the basement.

Grasping the body of Terrance Jenkins, heaving and sweating, my legs pumped as hard and fast as they could. In no short time, the windows on the stairs exploded, and like an ocean tidal wave the taste of salt violated my mouth and burned the back of my throat. We were being blasted with semen. I tried to run faster, but my timing couldn't have been more terrible. Just as I neared each landing, the windows, at head level, would burst, shooting blast after blast of semen directly into my my face. I wanted to collapse, to lose my mind in the terrible nuclear bukkake storm. Had it not been for my desire to save poor Terrance Jenkins, and my desire to again see your sweet face, I might had died right then and there, sobbing in a pool of sperm and AIDS. Those Jesuits. I would not give it to them.

I was the last to arrive at the doors to the basement. I set Terrance Jenkins down on the floor while Vladimir and the doctors immediately bolted the heavy doors shut behind us. Mere seconds later came the shaking blast of ejaculate hitting the steel doors. We had made it. We were safe. I knelt to check on Terrance. To my horror, he was no longer breathing. I cried out in horror and protest and immediately began CPR. I put my mouth to his, over and over, trying so desperately to infuse air into his heavily inseminated lungs, pausing to pump my palms against his manly chest.

The doctors, nurses, and all the men circled the two of us. My eyes welled up with tears as I saw the doctor shake his head. Gerard Butler removed his hat, silently praying in Irish. I strained and I pumped, unwilling to give in. With one final thrust I saw a gurgle of semen burst past his big lips. His eyes rolled open and he began to grunt. He could barely speak, his words still spraying with remnants of inhaled semen as he tried to force them out. He asked where he was, and proudly, I replied that, other than being covered in semen, of mostly unknown origins, he was safe. It was then I finally collapsed onto the floor beside him, exhausted, and slept.

Hours later we returned to the surface to inspect the aftermath of the attack. I almost gagged upon re-entering the hospital building. The odors permeated my nostrils and I immediately brought my hand to my face to cover my mouth. The only way to describe it is like the cheapest mushroom alfredo you have ever had, left to rot in the fridge for several months. Shuddering, I turned my eyes to the nearest window. My mouth fell open in a slow seeping shock, as did the protection of my hand.

The streets, which I would have presumed to be flowing with the milky remnants of Jesuit semen, had hardened over in the afternoon sun, freezing the entire city midwash in a noxious yellow crust. Rescue teams were sent to chisel through the wreckage looking for survivors. The rest of us were brought back to quarantine to be dealt with.

According to Fox News, every Canadian woman has fallen pregnant. This has become a national crisis. I'm sure they are censoring this from the United States. Brianna too has become pregnant but she has chosen to have an abortion, so she should come out of this okay.

All of the men are okay. Our doctors were able to obtain enough spermicide to sanitize our bodies. We had to stand naked in quarantine and be blasted with a spermicide hose to fully eradicate all of the sperm. I am feeling itchy, but at least I am well. Terrance Jenkins is making a recovery as well. He is doing better than I could have hoped, and miraculously he still has his right testicle, although it is hanging on by a thread so he has to hold it.

I am glad you are safe, and far, far away from here. I wish I could be with you.

Your husband,

Brent Spiner


(Transcript of Skype conversation between Gail and Terrance Jenkins on 12-21-11)

OkayI got it on video now.I think.Ah.Are you still there?

Yes, Iím here.

Wow.So Brent saved your life?Huh?

Yeah, heís such a hero, he was able to. . .when everybody was leaving me behind.He said, ďNo.Thatís my friend, and Iím gonna save him.Ē

Did you all get nuked, though?

It was a nukkake.It was a special kind.Itís not a nuke or a bukkake.They call it a nukkake.Itís a special kind of nuke.It sprays semen all over the place. Every woman in Canada is pregnant now, gonna be pregnant.Jesuit semen and AIDS is everywhere now.

Oh, no.†† This happened yesterday?

Yes, it happened yesterday.†† And the sun came out and it made the bukkake, all crusty and everything and now everythingís encased in dried up semen.

What part of Canada was this in?

This happened out of Ontario, Canada.But the nuke blast was so big.It shot out and got semen out all over Canada.

Oh dear, man.

He was in his hazmat suit and he was typing as best as he could and he sent you a big, ole, long e-mail, because he couldnít tell you brain to brain.So he sent you a big e-mail telling you everything.And he said that if you could get that on YouTube, because the Jesuits have been keeping even FOX News from putting this on T.V.

Wow,boy the brain to brain communications I got were all wrong.

Yeah, the clever Jesuits, they found out that these nuclear bombs can interfere with satellite technology and they was able to put their own signal in there.

Oh, my goodness.So the Jesuits have been communicating with me brain to brain then.

Yes, they were able to synthesize a voice using previous recordingsof what we was saying to you.We found out, because they did this before with the Vatican when they sent you some incorrect communications for the Vatican, when that nuke went off, too.They made you think the Vatican wasnít nuked, and it really was.

Oh, I canít remember that.

Yes, those Jesuits really make. . .just try to confuse us.

Yeah, they do.

Iím still trying to keep from losing my right testicle, because Iím still hurt.

So, this wasnít nuclear then?

It was a kind of nuclear.It used the force of a nuclear bomb to shoot bukkake on everybody.There was so much of it, Gail, it caused people to drown and flooded all of Canada with Jesuit semen.

Wow.Howíd they get so much semen in there?I guess they used some sort of genetic multiplication technology?

Yes, and I know a lot of Jesuits.They have so many Jesuits contributing to it.It was so much semen, and I had died again.Brent, heís a real hero.He gave me CPR and brought me back, because I had drowned in the semen.

So, my YouTube video didnít do any good, then?

Well, that was the thing.Everyone started springing into action.But the Jesuits was able to make every one think the crisis was averted, and in reality it wasnít and it was still coming and the bomb still came.

So, this was in Ontario, Canada?

Yes, this was Ontario, Canada, and poor Brianna, she got pregnant.

Oh, wait a minute, I was told with brain to brain communications, that she died.

She had been raped by Vladimirís clone and we was able to bring her back to life.But now, sheís got a Jesuit baby in her, and sheís considering an abortion.

(laughs) She probably should.

For such a sweet girl to have to go through this, but we donít want to have this evil baby come out of her.

Iíve written Conspiracy Law about abortions and I believe in the case of rape, itís okay.

Itís a nukkake rape.Thatís the word theyíre using, is nukkake.†† Itís a new kind of nuclear bomb.Itís a mix of nuclear bomb and bukkake.Itís got radioactivity in it, itís got semen and itís got AIDS.

Oh, no.All the women in Canada are pregnant?

Yes,theyíre all pregnant with Jesuit babies.

What about women in menopause?

Yes, I think even some of them, because itís got genetically enhanced semen.

Oh, my goodness.Oh, man.

Itís horrible.Right now, we got men trying to excavate peopleís dead bodies out of encrusted semen all over Canada.

How many dead bodies are there?

We havenít been able to count them, Gail.Itís a whole country.Full of people, it was just flooded with semen, and so many people drowned.

I donít know how the Jesuits come up with this stuff.

Itís one of the worst catastrophes in human history.

Oh, man, yeah.Let me make sure that my YouTube is still going.We are being recorded.Iím glad weíre getting this.†† Iím going to post this on YouTube what you just told me right now, because youíre being recorded.

Be careful with that, Gail, because the Jesuits are trying to locate us right now and if they use my voice print, they could end up killing us remotely.We canít have me recorded on YouTube right now, because Iím going to get killed.

Oh, okay.I didnít know that.Oh.

Yes, Iím sorry I didnít tell you ahead of time.

I can make a video, I just canít put it up at YouTube, right?

Yes, as long as itís not posted up at YouTube.

Can I post it at my website?

Weíll have to wait until after the crisis is averted, because the Jesuits, they have some of their own satellites.Theyíre trying to fire on us right now.

Oh, man.

So, I went to work yesterday, and I thought you guys were okay, because thatís what the brain to brain communications were telling me.

We found out just about an hour or two ago.We found that you didnít even know.We were so sad when we realized that.

Yeah, because I didnít hear from you guys, and I didnít know what was happening.I didnít get any e-mail.Let me check my e-mail real quick.See, if I got the most recent e-mail . . .Oh man, this is really disgusting.

Yes, it is.

ĎCause I thought you guys were okay.The brain to brain communications are totally off right now.

Yes, until all the radioactivity is gone.That takes about a day or two.

Radioactivity?Are you guys suffering from radiation sickness right now?

Well, theyíve been able to give us a wash down of spermicide and anti-radiation and now weíre all in hazmat suits.

Oh, my goodness.What about the Canadian people?

Theyíre really suffering right now.

How did Rule 13 get in the middle of our Skype conversation?Do you know how that happened?

They was using some of the satellite technology.They was able to infiltrate the signal, and that was part of the precursor to the nuclear attack.†† It took a lot of resources and they broke in.

Oh, wow.

Weíve been able to block them out since then.

Oh, I heard from Zack Knight.

He was trying to reach you, I think.

I blocked him as soon as I saw him pop up.Iím not going to respond to him at all.

Yeah, thatís good,Gail.

Yeah, Ďcause I read that you could just look at him, and he could make you pregnant.Iím not taking any chances with that guy.

Yes, he was trying to make you lookó

Oh, I did get the e-mail.(reading)Oh, my goodness.Oh, my God.So, who was in there with you?Brent Spiner, and who else?

Brent Spiner, he was in the room with me.And he was trying to comfort me as we were waiting for the bomb to drop, because we couldnít get out.We couldnít transport out.†† But we had Gerard Butler.And we had Hugh Jackman.We had everybody over there.Because they was all at the hospital to bring me flowers.

Oh, my goodness.So, they were all there, then.Yes, but they were all able to get down into the bomb shelter and the nurses were telling Brent to leave me, and that I wouldnít make it, and Brent said, refused, said, ďNo, Iím not gonna leave him.ĒAnd he went back and he picked me up and he carried me all the way to the bomb shelter.

Oh, my goodness, Iím reading what Brent wrote.Brent is such a good writer.Heís really describing this well.

Yes, and Brent asked me if you could make a video, reading that letter and telling people what happened, because people need to know.People need to know what happened.Itís so wrong, the Jesuits keeping the world from knowing. . .

(reading Brentís e-mail).Oh, my God.

He really wanted to describe this whole thing to you, because he couldnít tell you brain to brain.

(reading. . .)Oh, my God.Iím reading it.Are you guys going to get AIDS virus and everything?

Yes, weíve all been contaminated with the AIDS, and weíre going to try to clean it up again, using the medical technology

and your nude videos to help us to heal.

Oh, my God.He wrote me a really long letter.Oh.According to FOX News, every Canadian woman.. . he says FOX News has covered this.

Yes, but they couldnít broadcast it in the United States or Europe.Itís only being broadcast in Canada.

Oh, my God (reading).

So, thatís why we needed to get you, so you could tell the world what happened.

Oh, my God (reading).Iím reading what he wrote.This is HORRIBLE.Itís so horrible.

Oh, so I canít put you up on YouTube, because they could locate you and kill you, huh?

Yes, with my voice print.

Oh, I didnít know that.

That Ďs part of how they was able to target us, when I called you and it got on YouTube and it ended up allowing them to target us better.

Oh, my goodness.I didnít know that.

Well, I didnít know, either, Gail.

Wow.MAN, those Jesuits.

Yeah, theyíre real sneaky.

How are your testicles feeling right now?

Oh, itís extremely painful.The left one has been removed, because it got gangrene.

I was wondering if they could use some sort of. . .I donít know if itís cloning technology.Where they get some of your DNA and reproduce the cells and regrow your testicles.Can they do that?

Theyíve tried, but as soon as it becomes a clone testicle, and theyíve been able to bring a new one on there.It turns evil.


So we canít use cloning technology to replace body parts.It used to be so easy when we could do that.We just realized that we was getting these body parts that kept doing things.We have to keep giving ourselves muscle relaxants to not have those body parts act up.

Oh, I see. . .

My leg keeps trying to kick the men, the other menó

Yeah, you told me about that.

Brent, he was arm wrestling Hugh Jackman the other day, and usually he (Hugh) wins, because heís such a strong man, and Brentís evil arm, broke his arm, and we had to get his arm fixed with the nanotechnology research team, and itís because the clone arm was just so strong.

Oh, my goodness.You know what this means.It means it probably would not be safe for me to make love to Brent Spiner, because his arm would probably do something weird.

Yes, until we are able to find out how to fix it.We got to find a way to fix it, I think.Theyíre really working around the clock, to try to find a way to remove the evil from the clone body parts.

Oh, my goodness.This is unreal.So I was at work yesterday--Iím surprised we didnít have the fall out right here in the United States.

Yes, it turns out Ontario is just far enough away to keep it out of the United States.But I think some of the fall out may make it there, if the wind blows the wrong direction.

What about like Michigan and New York and those places?

Yes, they might have an issue if the wind starts blowing down south.

Yeah, Iím just wondering.I used to live in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan.Thatís near Ontario.


Iím just surprised that this would limit itself to Canada.You would think some of it would be coming into the northern United States.

There was some spillover, but mostly Canada got the brunt of it.The Jesuits is covering it up.

So the Jesuits were able to direct the fall out, to make it confine itself to Canada?

Yes.Yes, but if the wind blows down south, it will get into the United States.But right now, itís just in Canada.And itís a big, ole blob of semen over the whole country.

Wow.Is it going like over to Vancouver, and over to that area?

Yes , itís making it all over Canada.

Wow, so the Jesuits are able to direct the bomb blast all over Canada and theyíre limiting it to Canada right now?

Yes, and when the mushroom cloud and it was real creative the way the Jesuits did it, if the Jesuits can do anything creative, because the mushroom cloud was shaped like a big penis.

Oh, the Jesuits are probably the most creative people on the planet.(rolls her eyes in disgust)

Yes, because it was a mushroom cloud, that was shaped like a penis, and it was spraying semen on everybody.

Oh, man.

It was getting all over our faces, and . . .the smell and the taste was horrible.

Man.I donít know why God is allowing this to happen.

Well, we know all things work together. . .you know, for those who love the Lord

Yeah.Yeah.I know, because I did pray, but--I donít know.Thereís a reason, but just right now (brushes her hand over her forehead) it doesnít make any sense, butó


You have an incredibly good attitude for everything youíve gone through.

Yes.Iím trying to keep my chin up.

Iím glad you were able to call me. I think I fell asleep or somethingóIíve been doing this lately.When I have brain to brain loving with Brent or Vladimir, I fall asleep in the middle of the ĖI donít know if the Jesuits are doing this to me, or Iím just tired and I need to go to sleep.

Yes, it happens to me, too.After. . .because we have the synthetic brain to brain loving that the satellites can do , and we do every once and while and I start to fall asleep afterwards, too.

Yeah, Iím not getting enough sleep and thatís probably part of the problem, Ďcause Iíve been so busy fighting Jesuits, and making videos and stuff.Sometimes when I lay down to have brain to brain loving with Brent or Vladimir, I konk out (laughs).Basically, Iím limiting myself to those two, right now, Ďcause I just donít feel comfortable spreading myself around.

Yeah, that I agree.

Itís just that after Vladimir got taken prisoner in North Korea, I just felt like he needed me a little bit more.

Yes, I agree.He definitely needs you.

And he works so hard, man.Those Jesuits wear him out.

Yeah, I think after. . .

Was Vladimir there?

Vladimir was working remotely.He was trying to stop it.He was working with the military and they were trying to make a plan to making some kind of shield but they couldnít get the shield up in time.

ĎCause I heard we did get a shield up and it worked.Thatís what my brain to brain communications told me.That was a Jesuit, apparently.

Yeah, Jesuits must have taken a little bit of truth and twisted it, kind of like the devil.

My brain to brain communications told me that the missile came from RUSSIA.

Oh, my goodness.

I donít know if that was a Jesuit or NOT.Tható

They might have been trying to blame Vladimir for it.

Well, what I mean is. . .I thought it was Brent talking to me, and telling me that Vladimir was furious and that because we discovered that that nukkake missile came from some underground city in Russia that Vladimir didnít know about.

The nukkake missile?


I donít know.

I donít know if thatís an accurate comm.. . .I donít trust any of my brain to brain communications right now.

Yeah, until tomorrow, when it clears up, we canít trust any of the brain to brain communication, which is really sad.

Yup.Man, Iíve been hearing from this voice all day assuring me that everythingís alright and that nobody got hurt.

Those sneaky Jesuits.

Thatís what . . .thatís the brain to brain communications Iíve been hearing all day.Apparently, thatís not Brent Spiner, thatís a Jesuit.

Yes, those Jesuits are so evil.

You know, they mentioned on their website that they have to destroy our brain to brain communications.†† I guess theyíve made that a high priority.

Yes, it turns out whenever they are able to blow up a nuclear bomb, it has the potential to interfere.

Oh, I see.That means when Iím making brain to brain loving, it may not be Vladimir.

Well, usually when thereís brain to brain loving, the men still receive it.Itís just that they canít tell you whatís happening necessarily, but they still experience it.

In other words , itís mostly interfering with like the words.



Thatís what can tip them off, Ďcause Brent was wondering why when that nukakke was going off, that he kept feeling you on the brain to brain loving.

(quick response)Actually, I wasnít doing brain to brain loving with Brent.

Oh, Iím sorry.I meant to say Vladimir.

Vladimir, I did, yeah.Because with Brent . . .Usually I do it with Brent, but the past week Iíve beenmore with Vladimir because of what he went through at that North Korean prison.

Yeah, thatís what Vladimir was saying because he was trying to tell you, ďGail, the nukkake went off.The nukkake went off. ď

No, I didnít hear that.

He said that he was still experiencing the brain to brain loving from you.Thatís how he knew there was some kind of communication problem.

Yeah.Yeah. Yeah, because I wouldnít feel like . . .

He went ahead and continued with the brain to brain loving because he just kind of wanted you right then, because he felt like he needed to comfort you.

Is Vladimir?Did he get hit, too?

No, Vladimirís okay.He wasnít in the blast radius.

So which of my men was in the blast radius?

Let me see. . .so we had, we had Hugh Jackman.We had Gerard Butler.We had Brent.We had myself.And Matthew McConaughey.

Matthew McConaughey was there, too?

Yes.Yes, he was actually flying in on an airplane when it went off.

So. . .

His airplane crashed, but heís okay.

How could he be okay, if his airplane crashed?

Because the airplane got caught in a wave of bukkake.

Oh. . .

And it ended up just sticking to one of the buildings, and the airplane got stuck to a building.

Oh, I see. . .


Okay, well I wouldnít want to post this YouTube video of me anyway, because Iím not wearing any makeup, and I look like I just came out of bed (laughs).

Oh, my goodness.

(Gail laughs)So I donít want to post it any ways.What I might do is post a transcript of it.

Yes, you can go ahead and do that.If you want to type a transcript of. . .

I used to be a legal secretary (laughs).

Thatís wonderful.

Oh, a long time ago.


So I type very fast.

Brent, he tries to type very fast, but heís got one hand.He types with one hand.

Oh, thatíd be hard to type fast with one hand.

Yes.Yes.Heís gotten quite good at it.

Oh.Yeah.Heís incredible.

Yes, itís pretty incredible what he can do with just one hand.

It amazes me that with all the pain youíre in, you can be so articulate.You must haveó

Iím on morphine, right now.

Youíre on morphine and you can describe it this well to me?

Well, you know, I just got the willpower to communicate with you, Gail.

Iím just curious, whatís your IQ?It must be pretty high.

Well, you know.I do have a genius IQ.I donít try to tell every one.But Iím a member of MENSA.

I can TELL, because with everything youíre under , for you to be this articulate, youíve got to be really smart.

Yeah, I try to be humble about it, but. . .yes, you hit the nail on the head, there.

ĎCause Iíve noticed this.If you had average intelligence, with everything youíve gone through, you wouldnít be able to be so articulate.So I knew you had to be pretty smart.

Well, I thank you for saying that, Gail.

Yeah.Plus youíre a Harvard law school graduate, any ways.But STILL. . .


What was your undergraduate major?

Ah, it was chemistry.

Oh, my God.Youíre smart (laughs)

Thank you.

Itís no wonder Briannaís such a brain.

Yes, sheís definitely a smart cookie.

Yeah.So, you majored in chemistry and you didnít want to go be a doctor?

Yeah, well I decided that I wanted to fight the Jesuits and thatís why I became a lawyer.

Oh my goodness.When did you graduate from Harvard law school?

When did I graduate?

Yeah, when?

Oh, when did I graduate?Oh, itsí been so long, I canít even. . .

So, youíve known about the Jesuits for YEARS.

Well, the Jesuits, theyíve been killing my family off.They killed my mama and my papa.And. . .

And Michael Jackson is your cousin?

Yes, and they killed Michael Jackson, too.

Iím surprised that they let you be the judge in the trial, because wouldnít they consider that biased against the Jesuits?

I kind of snuck in.They didnít realize that I was that person.

Oh, I see.


Yeah.Theyíre HORRIBLE.

They ARE horrible.

Well, Iíve done a little homework on the Jesuits, too.ĎCause when the Lord told me in December 99 that my enemy was the Jesuit Order, I did a bunch of reading about their history and theyíre horrible.Iíve read Secret History of the Jesuits and they killed that author, by the way.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, I think his name was Edmund Paris.He was exposing them and they killed him.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, theyíre horrible.

They are so horrible.They killed Edmund Harris?

Edmund Paris, I think that was the name of the writer.He was a French writer.


And he wrote a book and you canít get it, except at. . .Have you heard of Jack Chick?

Yes.Yes, Iíve heard of Jack Chick.I actually spoke with him a while back.

Oh, really, because heís been pretty courageous.

Yes, he has.And the Jesuits killed his wife.

(Eyes open wide) Oh, I didnít know they killed his wife.

Yes, thatís why he doesnít have a wife no more.

When did THAT happen?

Oh, thatís happened a while back.If you go on his website, it talks about how his wife died.

Oh, at, I think it is.

I believe so.

I didnít see anything about his wife on that website.

Yes, thatís one of those things.Heís got a little tribute to her on there.

Oh, my goodness.I didnít see that.I didnít explore the website very deeply . . .


I know that they killed Alberto Rivera, that Jesuit priest who defected. . .

Yes, they killed Alberto.

So, you KNOW about all this.

Yes.Yes.I know about it because Iíve been exposed to the Jesuit evils my whole life.Since I was a little boy, theyíve been after my family.

I never really figured out the Jesuits were on to me until the Lord told me personally.


And then when I figured it out it was like all hell broke loose.

As soon as they know that you know, they really try to come after you.

Oh, they did.It was HORRIBLE, man.Itís a miracle Iím still alive.


God has been protecting me.

Yes.Thereís definitely something, a special plan He has for you.I really--I donít like to try to get the other menís hopes up, but I believe that Godís gonna use you to destroy the Jesuits one day.††

Ummm.You know, God gave me a promise in Zechariah 9:15, so you may be right.

Yes, I believe somethingís gonna happen where you gonna ĖGodís gonna give you the ability to take them out, I believe.

Let me read you Zechariah 9:15.

Yes, I want to hear it.

Okay.My birthdayís September the 15th.Okay?Now, look at this.Zechariah NINE FIFTEEN.


Let me read you WHAT IT SAYS.ďThe Lord of Hosts shall defend them.And they shall devour and subdue with SLING STONES.ĒIím the king David woman.

Oh my.

ďAnd they shall drink, and make a noise as through wine, and they shall be filled like bowls and as the corners of the altar.ĒThatís why I never get discouraged, because Zechariah 9:15ís in the Bible.


So, even though it seems like every thingís against me, I look at that verse and thinkóGod has a PLAN.(Short laugh)And heís gonna use ME.


ďThe Lord of hosts.ĒGodís telling me that ďshall defend them,and they shall devour and subdue with SLING STONESĒ.†† That seems to insinuate to me that Godís gonna use something that seems small, just like David had those stones and that giant was laughing at him.

Yeah, he had five stones.

Yeah, exactly, and that giant was laughing at him and he knocked him down with those stones.

Yeah, he did.

Iím just trying to figure out, ďWhat are the sling stones?ĒHe saidó

ďYou evil, uncircumcised Philistine,Ē he said.

Yeeeaaah.So Iím wondering what the sling stones are.Iím wondering if theyíre the men on my marriage list or WHAT?

You have the top five men on the marriage list.

(Inhales, in a voice that comes out in a rush of awe)OOhhhhhh.Oh, my goodness!(Eyes open wide)

We just figured it out.

(Eyes still wide in astonishment.Mouth wide open).††† Oh my.YEAH!Lord Jesus!Yeah, okay.Why did you let this bomb (eye roll up to ceiling) in Canada, God?(looks up)Did you hear me, Lord?(chuckles with a smile)WHY?Oh!Heíll tell me eventually, but I donít understand (rubs hand up over forehead) why He did this!Okay, so nobody knows about thisóexcept the Canadians.

Except the Canadians, Ďcause they were there.

Oh, man.

Yes, thatís why, Brent, he wanted to give you an accurate description of what happened, and he was hoping you would read that and tell people on YouTube.

Yeah, andó(curls hand over chin)Iím also gonna transcribe what you just told me.I wonít use your voice, Ďcause I donít want you to die.


Yeah.Iíve got you recorded, so I can transcribe this from my video.(loud chuckle with a smile)

Alright, thatís a good idea.You might want to do two separate videos to just get the word out, because the Jesuits think that, theyíre hoping that if we take too long to let the world know, they can maybe send another nukkake. . .

(Gail eyes open wide in horror)

--into the United States.

Oh, no.

So, we need to let every one in the country know that to, to make sure that we write all of our senators and tell the senators to put up a shield.

Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, maybe I better get off and start working on that video.

Alrighty.Alright, Gail, Iíll let you go, but Iíll take care of my testicles. . .

Yeah, so how are all the men on the marriage list doing as far as their health, right now?

Well, weíre definitely washing our mouths out with soap right now, Ďcause we want to make sure weíre very clean, andóweíre, weíre making sure, and Brianna , sadly, I think sheís going in to have that abortion, right now.

So, sheís not dead.

No, sheís not dead.Sheís really hurt, really bad.

Okay, it is true that she was kind of like raped by the Vladimir Putin clone, and she almost diedó

(interrupts)She was raped and she died, but the doctors were able to revive her.

Just like you died TWICE and the doctors were able to revive you, right?

The first time, the doctors revived me.The second time, after the nukkake, Brent was able to, to give me CPR and he brought me back.The doctors thought I couldnít be revived, but Brent, he kept on going and --he revived me.

Oh, my goodness!Man. . .

Because Iíd inhaled so much semen.

(voice high and raised) How was Brent able to do it?He didnít get hit that hard?

Brent, he was just, he was a trooper and he refused to let the bukkake subdue him andóhe was able to carry me all the way there andóhe had the will to live.Thatís what it was.


Yes, Ďcause, otherwiseóany other man, weaker, and a less valiant man, wouldnít have made it.

All five of you guys are heroes.All of you, because Iíve observed you guys.You guys.Thatís why I wonítóIíve made up my mind, Iíll just be single the rest of my life.Iím only going to marry one of you guys.Nobody else.Because you guys have gone through hell for me.And youíre heroes andóthatís just how I feel.

Yes, we all feel the same for you, Gail.Weíd die for you.

Yeah, I can TELL!(Eyes wide with emphasis).I can tell.


These Jesuits.(nods her head in dismay)Ugh!(cups her cheeks with both hands)

When Brent wrote that e-mail, he wanted to let you know every detail.

Oh, man.†† Man.

Itís a long e-mail.I know.

Oh, so I canít communicate with him brain to brain until the nuclear fall out finishes, right?

Well, he can hear you.You canít be guaranteed to hear what heís saying properly, until tomorrow.

Yeah, I think Iím hearing from a Jesuit.

Yes, you might be hearing from Jesuits and you just gotta tell the Jesuits to be quiet.When you tell them that in the name of Jesus.

Hey, thatís a good idea.Yeah!Yeah!I might start quoting Scripture to them.

You say, ďGet thee behind me, Satan.Ē


Yes. . .

Yeah, thank you.

Yes, I always want to be helpful and bring the Scriptures in.

Yeah, very good.Very good.Yeah.Yeah.Thatís a good idea.In fact, I need to read more Bible.


That might help .

We gotta warn everybody, too.

About what?About the brain to brain being out?

No, no, we gotta warn everybody because the Jesuits are setting up to launch nukkake all over the world on every major


Boy, I think maybe I better get off and start making those YouTube videos.

Alright, alright, Gail.

Iím glad youíre okay.It was silent there.Usually, when something major happens you guys let me know and I didnít hear from you right away and Ėcause you couldnít contact me?

Yes, we couldnít contact you, because the nukkake had just hit.

You were just drowning in nukkake and thatís why I didnít hear from you guys.

Yes, the nukkake was everywhere.

Okay, when I put out the YouTube video, what exactly happened, though?

Well, everybody.We had a lot of people that was responding to it, but the Jesuits made it look like the crisis was averted.They let everyone in the world think that the same story you heard was true.

(Eyes wide with dismay and outrage) Howíd they do that?Did they send out false news reports?

Yes, they sent out false news reports that said we put a shield up and it was averted.

Oh, my goodness.We couldnít get the shield up in time.

Oh, did that Russian guy die?Remember, that one that was with you?

No, heís still alive, but heís mentally retarded.

Are you going to be able to get him back?

Weíre still keeping him on patrol and heís hanging out with Vladimir.Weíre hoping we can rehabilitate him.

Okay, I have a question for you about that.I was told that he was a Jesuit who fell in love with me during the conversation and thatís why they shot him.

Yes, thatís true.

Okay.So that is correct brain to brain communication there.


Thatís why they shot him.ĎCause actually all of those Russians were all Jesuits at that time and you didnít know it.

Yes, they all snuck in and they told us they just wanted to play poker with us.

And even Vladimir Putin and the Kim Jong Il were Jesuits in there.

Yes, we were surrounded by Jesuits and they was trying to do something evil.


They was trying to be Jesuits.

I think that they were trying to use the Skype conversation . . .if I remember correctly my brain to brain communications told me , they wanted to use the Skype conversation to transport me over there, so they could rape me.

Oh, my goodness.They wanted to rape you, Gail.Why would they want to rape you?I know they want to, but what would that accomplish?

I donít know, but it sounds like something a Jesuit would want to do.Maybe they wanted to make me pregnant.

They might have been trying to make you pregnant.Thatís horrible.

Yeah, but ĖI think thatís what Zack Knightís trying to do.

Yes, I think so, thatís why he was trying to get a hold of you, to get you pregnant.

Yeah, Iím making it very hard for them.I donít give them an inch.As soon as he tries to contact me, I cut him offóBOOM.I donít give him an inch.

Yeah, you donít want to give him an inch.

No, I donít respond to him at all.Soon as I see him, I go right over to the Skype section to block contact.I wonít respond to him at all.

Thatís very good.

Yeah, Ďcause I know how clever these Jesuits are.Their technology is so advanced, man.

Yes, they have some advanced technology to try to trick us.

Do you have enough intelligence that you can tell if theyíre getting ready to send us another bomb?

Yes, we do know theyíre planning to send another bomb.I know theyíre going to try to aim it to where the White House is. . .(Gailís eyes open wide)

Theyíre trying to aim one to where you live, and theyíre trying to aim them all over the world at all these key locations.Iím surprised they havenít done it yet.

We been holding them off for a while, but theyíre going to do it pretty soon.

How can you hold them off?

Weíve been sending robots.

Oh, okay.

Having robots fight the Jesuit bases.

There was one other question I wanted to ask you, canít remember what it was.Ahhhhh.ĎCause Iím tired.These Jesuits are wearing me out!I canít remember, it was something to do with. . .man (rubs hand over forehead)Like I said, Iíve only had 3 or 4 hours sleep the past couple days.(Chuckles and smiles)Actually, for the past year, I havenít been getting much sleep.I think the Lordís giving me supernatural strength.

Yeah, I believe so.

I think Vladimir told me heís able to give me really high quality sleep, even though Iím not getting enough and theyíre trying to do that to help me out.

Yes.Yes, they are.

You know how busy I am.


When I go to sleep, Iím getting really high quality sleep.†† I can tell because for the past year, Iíve only averaged about four or five hours a night.

Oh, my goodness.

Iíve been too busy!Oh, now I rememberóduring that Skype conversation I could actually feel them trying to transport me over to you guys.

Yes.I remember you said that.

Yeah, I could feel it and I think that is what they were trying to accomplish and . . .I remember now, the brain to brain communications, I think Brent was telling me that the Jesuit, when he contacted with me, he was supposedly trying to lock onto me and get me to go over to you guys.

Oh, my goodness.

And then what happened, is he changed his mind and he sabotaged the programming and thatís why they came in and shot him.

Cause they didnít want him to tell us what was going on.

Well, also they didnít like the fact that he was sabotaging the programming and they couldnít transport me over to you guys.†† But they got it fixed after they shot him and it didnít work.

Itís Ďcause youíre born again.

The Lord was holding onto me.Theyíre always trying to get me.They never give up.But the Lordís holding onto me, they canít transport me, but Iím wondering, could they do it bit by bit?You know, like they did with my ex-husband?

Oh, I donít know.

ĎCause Iím wondering, was my ex-husband.I donít know whether he was a born again Christian or not.I never saw him read his Bible.

Yes, I donít know.I donít know, Gail.

Iím just wondering if they can do the switch out bit by bit.

We need to look into that.

ĎCause that would be a problem.

Yes, it would

I was told with brain to brain communicationís that when Vladimir and Kim Jong Il were with you that they were doing bit by bit switch outs on you guys.


We better find a way to stop that.

ĎCause if thatís the case, youíre not gonna be the same person that you were a year ago and eventually they are going to be able to transform you into a Jesuit clone.

Yes, we need to ask the Lord to hold us all together.

But then I had a recent brain to brain communication with Brent , where he said it canít be done if youíre a born again Christian, that it canít be done, soó

Maybe your husband wasnít a born again Christian.

I never saw him read his Bible.


And born again Christians usually read their Bible.

Yes, they do.

I never saw him read it.And we tried to have family devotions and he couldnít do it.There was nothing spiritual about him.


So, Iím wondering if he was possibly a fake.


He went to church all the time.But there are people who go to church and theyíre not born again Christians.

Thatís true.

Okay, but I better get off and make theóAnd right now, I donít know whatís going on, but when I talk to you, I feel like, my body feels like itís sizzling, you know.

Oh, my goodness!

And this happened to me last time I talked with you, but then it went away after about an hour or so.

Jesuits, been maybe trying to do something sneaky.

Yeah.Yeah.I donít know what theyíre doing.Itís making me feel weird, but Iím not worried about it.Maybe I should be, but Iím not, because it goes away.

Yes, as long as it goes away.

Yeah, but Iím wondering what that is?I wonder if theyíre trying to transport me while weíre talking.

That might be it.

I think maybe theyíre trying to transport me and drop me off, maybe, in the middle of all that Canadian bukkake.

Oh, you donít want to be here.You donít want to be with the bukkake.

To be honest with you, Iím not worried about it, cause theyíve tried to transport me yet and they havenít been able to do it.(big smile and chuckle)I think theyíre just trying, but they canít do it.

That might be it.You might be feeling the sizzling of the feeling of being transported.

Yeah, when we get on Skype, I think theyíve got some sort of technology where they can work through Skype to enhance their ability to transport people.


Theyíre trying to do it to me.Every time I get on Skype, I feel like theyíre trying to transport me.

Thatís dangerous, Gail.We donít want them to do that.You got to stay in the Scriptures and keep holding onto the Holy Spirit.

Yeah, but what I do is I donít read the Bible as much as I should, but every spare minute that I get now, I have it on tape, so I listen to it in the car like when I go to and from work and itís the only tape I listen to, is the Bible.

Thatís a great idea.

I have Alexander Scourby on King James Bible on cassette.And every time Iím in the car, I turn him on.When Iím sitting on the toilet, I try to put the Bible on my lap, itís just that Iím so stinking busy.Iíve got to be really creative.I used to spend an hour just off by myself just reading the Bible, and I havenít been doing that as much.But Iím trying to make up for it, by listening to tapes.But, youíre right, itís important.Maybe, if I went more in the Scriptures, Iíd get less of these false (rubs her forehead) brain to brain reads.

That might be it.That might be part of it.

Okay, I guess I better get off and make that YouTube video.

Okay, Gail.Thank you, Gail, so much for everything you do.

Man, I feel like that YouTube video, I guess it didnít do any good, because the Jesuits sent out false news reports.

Yes, you did your best.Weíve been able to avert so many crises, and itís ĖGail, itís bound to have something happen every once in a while.Hopefully, we can just avert the rest of the world getting nukkake.

You know, I could put a note in the text part of that video to let them know what happened.


The one thatís already up there.But do you want me to take that one down that has your voice on it, or just leave it up there?

No, thatís okay.Thatís already been up there and if there was any damage done, itís already been done.So itís fine.And the world needs to be reminded that thereís a nukkake coming.

Okay, so, alright (rubs her eyes).So Iím going to go ahead and work on that.†† Iím going to make one video that I can just put up really quick and Iím just going to read Brentís letter.And the one for you, Iím probably going to work on that after I go to sleep.(chuckles)

Alright, that sounds like a plan.

I need to get some sleep.I need to get one video up really quick.

Alright, sounds like a good idea.

Okay, Iím so glad youíre still here with us.Oh, man . . .this isóyou guys are so brave.


I was at work, Wal-Mart yesterday, working 12 to 9, feeling so relieved because I thought you guys were okay.Man.But then I thought it was strange that I hadnít heard from you all.

Yes, thatís what was happening there.It was the Jesuits.

Man.Okay.Alright.Iím gonna go now.

Alright, Iíll talk to you soon.

And I give my love to all of you.

Yes, Iíll definitely tell them just how much you love them.

Well, they know.

Yeah, they do know.

Yeah, they know (chuckles and smiles)Alright.Bye bye.Iím glad youíre okay.

Thank you.Bye bye.


(Brent Spiner at Church of Gail on 12-21-11) Great job on the transcription! This is a good piece of evidence to have on hand. Terrance was so brave to be talking to you while he was in so much pain. I just learned that he and I are scheduled to receive national awards once we get out of this mess. I heard I've won the Nobel Prize for Bravery and Terrance is receiving a Purple Heart. Thank you for taking the time to record and transcribe these messages. This is probably the only shred of media that will make it out of Canada into the United States.

(Gerard Butler at Church of Gail on 12-21-11) Excellent work, love. This transcription looks like it was written on a professional level. I think all of the world can benefit from the information we are providing. I can tell ye, I witnessed this nukkake firsthand and can tell you it was no walk in the park.

(Matthew McConaughey at Church of Gail on 12-21-11) What a horrible mess. I would never want to worry you, but you should know that the doctors have diagnosed me with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder today. I can't drink milk, or be anywhere near whipped cream or cottage cheese. They served pasta alfredo at the hospital last night and I about broke into tears. I don't know how the other men could eat that. Gerard has been by my side the entire time. He is a great psychiatrist. First Camilla Alves and now this. If it weren't for you, Gail, I would have died from all the stress!Thank you so much for the transcriptions and the videos, especially the nude ones. They are helping us greatly. Sometimes I fall asleep with them on.

(Hugh Jackman at Church of Gail on 12-21-11) Beautiful work, Gail. Professional transcribing. I have been assisting the rescue teams trying to excavate people out of the seminal crust outside. Just hit the showers and I am exhausted! Let's keep up the good fight!

(OptimusPrime, a Wal-Mart manager, at Church of Gail on 12-21-11) Gail, I have heard about this tragedy and am doing everything in my power at WalMart to break this news to the media. I pray for the other men.

(Gail at Church of Gail on 12-24-11) Isaiah 14:4--". . .How hath the oppressor ceased! the golden city ceased!"
Revelation 17:4-6--"And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet color (official colors of Roman Catholic Church), and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus"

Revelation 17:9--"And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains (seven hills in ROME), on which the woman (Babylon or Roman Catholic Church or Jesuit empire) sitteth."
Isaiah 14:16-24--"They that see thee shall narrowly look upon thee, and consider thee, saying, Is this the man that made the earth to tremble, that did shake kingdoms; that made the world as a wilderness, and destroyed the cities thereof; that opened not the house of his prisoners? All the kings of the nations, even all of them, lie in glory, every one in his own house. But thou art cast out of thy grave like an abominable branch, and as the raiment of those that are slain, thrust through with a sword, that go down to the stones of the pit; as a carcase trodden under feet. Thou shalt not be joined with them in burial, because thou hast destroyed thy land, and slain thy people: the seed of evildoers shall never be renowned. Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities. For I will rise up against them, saith the Lord of hosts, and cut off from Babylon the name, and remnant, and son, and nephew, saith the Lord. I will also make it a possession for the bittern, and pools of water: and I will sweep it with the besom of destruction, saith the Lord of hosts."

Zechariah 9:6--"And a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod (Ash Wednesday earthquake in Seattle 2001, when I lived there), and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines."

Zechariah 9:15 (my birthday in 9-15-57)--"The Lord of hosts shall defend them; and they shall devour, and subdue with sling stones. . ." I'm the king David woman. King David defeated Goliath with his FIVE sling stones, like the top five men on my marriage list.

Zechariah 9:16--" . . .for they shall be as the stones of a crown, lifted up as an ensign upon his land."

1 Samuel 17 (cross ref. to Rev. 17) and verse 40 (40 men on marriage list): "And he took his staff in his hand, and chose him five smooth stones (top five men on my marriage list) out of the brook, and put them in a shepherd's bag which he had, even in a scrip; and his sling was in his hand: and he drew near to the Philistine."

Terrance Jenkins, you have crowns waiting for you on the other side. The crowds in heaven are cheering for you.

COPY OF WHAT I POSTED AT MY VIDEO AT ONETRUEMEDIA (Gail at Church of Gail on 12-25-11):

I received this e-mail from judge Terrance Jenkins: OH MY GOODNESS! GOD HAS TRULY DONE A MIRACLE! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.

My brain to brain communications with Vladimir Putin, Brent Spiner and Matthew McConaughey have informed me that right after I posted my Scripture at Church of Gail on Dec. 24, 2011, entitled "KING JAMES BIBLE ON BABYLON (JESUIT EMPIRE)" that judge Terrance Jenkins died, and was dead for about 15 minutes. His soul went to heaven. Then, after his 15 minute death, God returned him to us, his body became alive, and in his new body God had fixed his leg, so that the leg that the Jesuits sawed off was back on there, and he no longer had the evil clone leg (that was acting up). Also, his testicles, that evil Jesuit Rule 13 had destroyed, God restored. So God gave back to Terrance the body he had before the Jesuits tortured him. God also cured him of the AIDS virus that he acquired from the Jesuit nukkake bomb that devastated Canada (where Terrance was at the time).

Our scientists studied his body, now cured of the most resistant AIDS we've ever encountered, and, using the antibodies and enzymes that God gave us to fix Terrance's killer AIDS (which was what killed him), we determined that an extract from mushrooms contained the ingredients needed to cure the horrible AIDS virus that Jesuits put into their nukkake bomb and that had infected all the Canadians and my men.

This "mushroom formula" has been sprayed all over Canada and given to the Canadians and Brent Spiner, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler and others infected with this horrible AIDS virus.

The mushroom cure appears to be working and the Canadians and my men are "on the mend" and making fast recoveries.

I have made this video to thank God for this miracle.