This document is considered part of Gail Chord’s website gabriellechana.com and is protected under the copyright for gabriellechana.com (as outlined on the bottom of her first web page at gabriellechana.com). Jesus asked Gail to transcribe this from an actual Skype recording, but instructed Gail NOT to  use the recording because Satan’s voice was on it and Jesus said that was dangerous for people to listen to. Gail wore a tin foil hat while she transcribed the recording.

Gail Xxxxxxxx (trying to access Brent’s Skype messages)

[2/14/2012 11:28:42 PM] *** Call to Terrance Jenkins ***

[2/14/2012 11:29:25 PM] *** Conference call ***

[2/14/2012 11:29:25 PM] *** Terrance Jenkins added Brent Spiner ***

[2/14/2012 11:29:45 PM] Brent Spiner:  Hello, my darling!

[2/14/2012 11:36:59 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  listining?

[2/14/2012 11:37:11 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  spelling...

[2/14/2012 11:37:12 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  lol

[2/14/2012 11:37:30 PM] Brent Spiner:  She doesn't look down here?

[2/14/2012 11:37:35 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  nope

[2/14/2012 11:37:40 PM] Brent Spiner:  lol

[2/14/2012 11:37:42 PM] Brent Spiner:  It's great.

[2/14/2012 11:37:57 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  I'll tell her to look brent.  don't worry

[2/14/2012 11:38:07 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  OH MY GOODNESS.

[2/14/2012 11:38:09 PM] Terrance Jenkins:  :)

[2/14/2012 11:38:23 PM] Brent Spiner:  Oh your goodness.

[2/14/2012 11:56:36 PM] Brent Spiner:  From top to bottom.

(Gail finally finds Brent’s Skype messages, but then a strong earthquake hits the church, even though the church is not stationary, but is moving around)

[2/14/2012 11:58:58 PM] Brent Spiner:  There you are, my love.

[2/14/2012 11:59:09 PM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no...

[2/14/2012 11:59:22 PM] Brent Spiner:  We need to get everyone safe.

[2/14/2012 11:59:26 PM] Brent Spiner:  This feels like a big one.

[12:00:29 AM] Brent Spiner:  I think everyone is safe.  I'm checking on everyone.

(A hole opens up at the bottom of the church and Satan is emerging from the hole)

[12:01:19 AM] Brent Spiner:  It feels so hot in here.

[12:01:24 AM] Brent Spiner:  What's going on?

[12:01:33 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's like rotten eggs.

[12:01:35 AM] Brent Spiner:  That smell...

[12:01:48 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no!

[12:01:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  Everyone step back!

[12:02:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  Be careful Terrance.

[12:02:31 AM] Brent Spiner:  I don't hear anything...

[12:02:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's like there's no bottom.

(Sam Barbary, the author of the Crazy Gail Wiki website, tries to fight Satan.  Gail tells him not to, to let God handle it.  We will discover later that Sam Barbary is a Judas, who was a Jesuit in disguise)

[12:03:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Sam, stay back!

[12:03:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Don't be a hero Sam!

[12:03:39 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no!

[12:03:40 AM] Brent Spiner:  Satan!

[12:03:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  What do you want Satan?

[12:08:48 AM] Brent Spiner:  We'd better talk to this Satan character and figure out what he wants.

[12:14:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  They are controlling Sam!

[12:14:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no, not his stomach!

[12:15:20 AM] Brent Spiner:  Don't do it Satan!

[12:15:23 AM] Brent Spiner:  Sam, try to struggle!

[12:15:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  No! Satan! Those don't grow back!

[12:16:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  Abdominal muscles don't grow back!

[12:16:19 AM] Brent Spiner:  This is getting bad.

[12:16:30 AM] Brent Spiner:  I'm going to go save Sam.  I need to pull him out of there.

[12:16:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  Speak, Satan! Go on!

[12:17:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no...you don't mean...

[12:18:05 AM] Brent Spiner:  No!

[12:18:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  NO!!!

(A resurrected Jesuit Zack Knight emerges from hell as Satan Incarnate)

[12:18:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Not Zack Knight!

[12:18:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  Zack Knight is going to be invincible!

[12:19:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail...help!

(Gail has started reading Revelation 17 and 18 at the top of her voice to Satan, who is taunting her on Skype, in what sounds like a female voice, iike the voice of the woman at the Quebec trial of Loree McBride vs.  Gabrielle Chana, who was the head juror and wanted Gail executed)

[12:19:37 AM] Brent Spiner:  All the men are getting erections.  He's not lying!

(Gail is not sure what to believe, and asks Terrance if her men have been tazer transported away, and these are all Jesuit clones putting on a performance.  Terrance assures her that this is really happening and that this is no performance)

[12:20:16 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir just grabbed my ass and I liked it.  Please make it stop Gail.

[12:20:26 AM] Brent Spiner:  Zack Knight is now Satan incarnate!

[12:22:23 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir is mounting me and Matthew is unzipping my pants!

[12:22:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  Matthew is going to suck my erect penis any moment!

[12:22:52 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's in his mouth!

[12:23:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir just penetrated me from behind!

[12:24:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Terrance! You're a hero!

(Gail tells Terrance that perhaps she should get off Skype.  She still has doubts over whether this is the real Brent Spiner, and whether the Jesuits have played a dirty trick on her)

[12:24:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail, it's me please, don't give up on me!

[12:24:42 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's Satan, he can do whatever he wants.

[12:24:51 AM] Brent Spiner:  He's controlling our bodies!

(Gail continues to read the Bible and goes to get her cassette player and plays Handel’s Messiah, ignoring Satan, as he talks to her via Skype, except she asks Satan how he likes her music.  Satan seems unstoppable.  She tells her men she is going to go down on her knees to pray and ask God to show up.  Tells her men to read the Bible and to pray and do the same)

[12:24:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  I'm praying...

[12:26:01 AM] Brent Spiner:  I put my Bible on Matthew's back where I can read it, and Gerard can read it while he's behind Matthew...

(Jesus Christ enters the scene in the form of a dove, bringing in light, and knocks out Satan incarnate, who is Zack Knight.  Zack Knight leaves, and takes Sam Barbary with him)

[12:30:03 AM] Brent Spiner:  Haha! Take that Zack Knight!

[12:30:11 AM] Brent Spiner:  You're the only one Jesus doesn't love!

[12:31:40 AM] Brent Spiner:  He's punching those baby Jesuit seeds.

[12:32:22 AM] Brent Spiner:  He did this  \m/

[12:32:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  He says...

(Jesus Christ is now speaking to  Gail and to those in the church, though Gail cannot hear His voice, so Brent types to Gail what He is saying.  God doesn’t want to use man’s technology to speak to Gail in a manner where He can be recorded, because Satan can steal it and make copies that he could use to make himself appear to be Jesus Christ. Though FOX News reporters are there and are using their cameras on God, God can’t be captured on the cameras  Brent now types to Gail what He hears from Jesus Christ, as Jesus speaks to Gail.  God has quite a sense of humor.)

[12:33:04 AM] Brent Spiner (typing Jesus Christ’s word as He speaks in the church service):  Well done my good and faithful servant.

[12:33:10 AM] Brent Spiner:  I beat up Zack Knight just for you.

[12:33:20 AM] Brent Spiner:  You ROCK Gail.  I am pumping my fist for you.

[12:33:36 AM] Brent Spiner:  This fist was just in Zack Knight's groin.

[12:33:40 AM] Brent Spiner:  You should have seen it.

[12:33:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  Now that Zack Knight is gone, they are all ungayified.

[12:34:05 AM] Brent Spiner:  But if he comes back into the room again, it could happen again.

[12:34:09 AM] Brent Spiner:  These men need to be careful.

[12:34:20 AM] Brent Spiner:  Zack Knight is now Satan incarnate, and that makes him very powerful.

[12:34:26 AM] Brent Spiner:  He cannot be killed.

[12:34:39 AM] Brent Spiner:  I will do my best to protect you, but

[12:34:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  You must all be more careful.

[12:34:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  These are dangerous times.

[12:35:05 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, stay in prayer.

[12:35:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  My powers are being strained by my all time rival, Satan (God joking)

[12:35:18 AM] Brent Spiner:  He is not to be underestimated.

[12:35:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's an angel joke.

[12:36:03 AM] Brent Spiner:  They aren't very funny.(God, commenting on how His humor is not funny)

[12:36:05 AM] Brent Spiner:  Not like Brent Spiner.

[12:36:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Brent Spiner is hilarious.

[12:36:20 AM] Brent Spiner:  Data was my favorite character from Star Trek.

(Gail interjects and asks Jesus how He could like Data, because Star Trek is a New Age show and God does not support the New Age movement)

[12:36:46 AM] Brent Spiner:  I made an exception.

(Gail states that perhaps it was because God saw something in Brent that he liked, and that Brent was not influenced by the devils that surrounded him at Star Trek, to which God agrees.  Gail asks God why it took Him so long to show up and beat up Satan Zack Knight.  She apologizes that she often tells God to get off His butt.)

[12:38:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  You must learn your patience, Gail.

[12:38:52 AM] Brent Spiner:  You must trust me.

[12:39:01 AM] Brent Spiner:  Long suffering will be replaced by joy.

[12:39:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  I will wipe away every tear.

[12:39:27 AM] Brent Spiner:  That's right.

[12:39:28 AM] Brent Spiner:  Believe it.

[12:40:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  You rock, Gail Chord

[12:40:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  If I could have a favorite, you would be IT

[12:40:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  Ha ha.  You are a woman after my own heart.

(Gail tells Jesus, she got this from her ancestor king David, that she’s just like him)

[12:40:51 AM] Brent Spiner:  I loved David!

[12:41:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes.  You're JUST like little David.

(Gail asks God if it was really king David who spoke to her years ago, and encouraged her from heaven and told her she was a big celebrity in heaven, that they were all cheering her on.)

[12:41:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  That was me.  (Brent Spiner joking)

[12:41:29 AM] Brent Spiner:  No, that was David .  (God is back, and Gail tells God she was honored to speak to David, that she’s proud to be his great, great, great granddaughter) .

[12:41:52 AM] Brent Spiner:  He is honored too.  (Gail tells God to thank David for talking to her years ago, and that she was honored to hear from her great ancestor)

[12:42:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  I will Gail.  I will tell him how much you appreciate his guidance.

[12:42:55 AM] Brent Spiner:  You are very loyal Gail.

[12:42:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  These Jesuits are a thorn in MY side.

[12:43:11 AM] Brent Spiner:  More like a SPEAR.

(Gail tells God He is awesome)

[12:43:58 AM] Brent Spiner:  I think you're awesome too, Gail.  So awesome.

[12:44:01 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail, do you love me?

[12:44:11 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, this is still Jesus.

[12:44:48 AM] Brent Spiner:  Feed my sheep.

[12:45:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail....do you love me?

(Gail tells Jesus she loves Him, and He knows it.  Tells God she has been working hard on her website for Him)

[12:45:20 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh yes, I love your website.

(Asks God if she and Brent will really have a millennial marriage together)

[12:47:35 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes Gail, it will happen.

(Gail asks God if she and Brent will have a marriage on earth as well)

[12:47:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  It will be both.

[12:48:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  Isn't that awesome?

[12:48:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Pretty bad ass right?

(Terrance says he can’t believe God said “bad ass”.  “Gail tells Terrance that “ass” is a Bible word)

[12:48:25 AM] Brent Spiner (God is now a joker):  I meant "donkey".

[12:48:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  Like the one I rode.

[12:48:51 AM] Brent Spiner:  He was great.

[12:49:22 AM] Brent Spiner:  He was a good sport for being underage.

(Gail asks God if it will be alright for her to get some water, she’s thirsty)

[12:49:42 AM] Brent Spiner:  I bet.  After all of that praying.

[12:49:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  You're thirsty.

(Gail asks God if He could tell her when the rapture of the church will take place)

[12:50:32 AM] Brent Spiner:  I plead the fifth!

[12:50:42 AM] Brent Spiner:  You know I don't rapture and tell.

[12:51:32 AM] Brent Spiner:  The antichrist arrived today.

[12:51:57 AM] Brent Spiner:  The antichrist is Zack Knight.

[12:52:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes.  666.

[12:52:28 AM] Brent Spiner:  Now you must update your marriage list.

[12:52:32 AM] Brent Spiner:  To have a top 7.

[12:53:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, because 6 is a bad number.

[12:53:16 AM] Brent Spiner:  I choose you, Terrance.

[12:53:35 AM] Brent Spiner:  Fist bump me, Terrance.

[12:54:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  You're welcome Gail.  And you're welcome Terrance.

(Gail asks Jesus if He is number one on her marriage list.  Jesus has been making love to Gail so that she feels caressed and nurtured all over and tells her that when she arrives in heaven, He wants to have special communion with her)

[12:54:30 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, I'm number one.

[12:55:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, but your Brent is your soulmate.

[12:55:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  That's why he gets 96% of the brain to brain sex.

[12:55:45 AM] Brent Spiner:  Brent Spiner.

[12:56:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail...you are more important than you know.

(Gail asks God if she is the king David woman of Zechariah 9:15 in the King James Bible)

[12:56:43 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yup, that was you in there.

[12:56:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  You will defeat the Jesuits.

(Gail asks “How?”)

[12:57:01 AM] Brent Spiner:  You'll find out.

[12:57:09 AM] Brent Spiner:  You are my instrument.

[12:58:18 AM] Brent Spiner:  Well Gail, my father is calling.  Someone else needs my help.

(Tells Jesus she loves Him.)

[12:58:38 AM] Brent Spiner (typing God’s words):  I love you too Gail.

(Thanks Him for dying on the cross for her sins.)

[12:58:43 AM] Brent Spiner:  You are welcome for the cross thing.

[12:58:46 AM] Brent Spiner:  Feed my sheep.

[12:58:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  You Rock!

[12:59:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  Wow, my hands! I was typing all of that for Jesus.

[12:59:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  He doesn't like computers very much.

[1:00:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  We all had gay sex together and came.

[1:01:06 AM] Brent Spiner:  Then Jesus beat up Zack Knight/Satan.

[1:02:26 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir is here.

[1:02:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  He was doing me from behind, but he's okay now.

[1:03:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  He stretched me out.

(Gail asks her men, “What happened to Sam Barbary?”)

[1:04:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Zack Knight took him away.

(Gail comments that perhaps God left to go rescue Sam Barbary.)

[1:04:36 AM] Brent Spiner:  That could be why.

(Jesus returns)

[1:05:17 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yo, Terrance.

(Brent starts typing what God is saying)

[1:05:36 AM] Brent Spiner:  Sam is officially a Jesuit.

[1:05:53 AM] Brent Spiner:  It turns out he was a double agent.

[1:06:09 AM] Brent Spiner:  He was a Judas

[1:07:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  I have punished him.

[1:07:06 AM] Brent Spiner:  He will always have no abdominals.

[1:07:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  They will never grow back.

[1:07:31 AM] Brent Spiner:  And now he will forever look that way.

(Gail asks God if it’s true that in hell, those who are punished there will lose their bodily shape and turn into worms, because the Bible says, “Where their worm dieth not.  Is this God’s joke on the theory of evolution?”

[1:08:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, that's true.  I don't like evolution, of course.

[1:08:13 AM] Brent Spiner:  Sam will forever be known as "The Prune Belly".

[1:08:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  I want you to make a YouTube video Gail.

[1:08:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  Telling the world what happened here.

[1:09:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  I want you to talk to your audience, in your own words.

[1:09:31 AM] Brent Spiner:  The transcriptions and recordings are good, but I want you to tell them in your own words what happened.

[1:09:46 AM] Brent Spiner:  I want you to be wearing a tinfoil hat.

[1:09:51 AM] Brent Spiner:  Trust me on this.

[1:10:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  You can make one out of aluminum foil, yes.

[1:10:17 AM] Brent Spiner:  A triangle.

(Gail:  No, God.  A triangle is an evil shape.  You would never ask me to do that.”

[1:10:23 AM] Brent Spiner (typing God’s words):  I'm kidding.

(Gail:  Why would you want me to do that?  Everyone will think I’m crazy.”

[1:10:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  I'm doing this because then the Jesuits can't confuse your braincell conversations.

[1:11:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no, I was kidding about it being a triangle.

[1:11:18 AM] Brent Spiner:  I would like you to wear a tinfoil hat in your video, yes.

[1:11:24 AM] Brent Spiner:  It needs to cover your whole head for it to work.

[1:11:35 AM] Brent Spiner:  Just the top of your head.

(Gail:  People will think I’m crazy, if I wear that on a YouTube video.)

[1:12:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  King David looked insane when he danced naked.

[1:12:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  Trust me on this one, Gail.

[1:12:31 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, you can make it look beautiful.

[1:13:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  Just let the audience know that the tinfoil hat is to keep Jesuits from interfering with your braincell conversations.

[1:13:13 AM] Brent Spiner:  That way they will know.

[1:13:24 AM] Brent Spiner:  You always look attractive Gail, tinfoil hat or not.  I made you look that way.

(Gail asks God if king David was handsome.)

[1:13:39 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh yes, they were all very beautiful (referring to the king David family).

[1:13:46 AM] Brent Spiner:  King David was very handsome.

[1:13:55 AM] Brent Spiner:  His family, I mean.

[1:14:01 AM] Brent Spiner:  His family was very beautiful.

[1:14:06 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh yes, he was.

(Asks God if she can rest first, before making the YouTube video)

[1:14:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, you can rest if you like, Gail.

(Gail tells God she has lost a lot of sleep working hard on her website and writings over the past several years)

[1:15:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  You've been very busy honoring me.

(Gail tells God she is getting some hot flashes right now.  Needs to go turn on the air conditioning.)

[1:15:48 AM] Brent Spiner:  I'm glad I've never had those.

[1:17:31 AM] Brent Spiner:  I think this video (referring to Gail’s YouTube video) would be best if it was under 7 minutes.

[1:17:37 AM] Brent Spiner:  I like the number 7.

[1:17:49 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no, just use your own words and summarize it.

[1:18:11 AM] Brent Spiner:  Let it be your words.

[1:18:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  Just you, the hat, and the bikini.

(Gail:  God, you would never want me to make that video in a bikini!)

[1:18:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  That was Brent.

[1:18:57 AM] Brent Spiner:  He's such a joker.

(The focus on Gail’s Skype is making her look fuzzy)

[1:19:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  Satan created autofocus, you know.

[1:20:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, he did.

[1:20:40 AM] Brent Spiner:  I couldn't tell you to avoid the triangle in time.

[1:21:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  Just make it cover your head, that's all.

(Asks God why He’s using a woman, because aren’t women supposed to be silent in the church?”

[1:23:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  My mom was used to birth me, wasn't she?

[1:23:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  Mary was a woman.

(Gail:  But I know you don’t want us to worship Mary, like the Catholics do.”

[1:23:29 AM] Brent Spiner:  Of course not.

(Gail:  So it’s my king David profile, that makes me superior to the men, I suppose)

[1:23:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, it's mostly that.

[1:23:50 AM] Brent Spiner:  You have the genetic profile I like.

[1:24:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  You have very manly genes, Gail.

[1:24:27 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir is attracted to your masculinity, he says.

[1:24:52 AM] Brent Spiner:  I know all about Vladimir as well.

[1:25:42 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's okay to put the transcripts (of this encounter) on your website, but not the tape.

[1:25:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes.

(Gail:  Ah, you don’t want me to use the tape, because Satan spoke on it, and his voice recording could be dangerous to the listeners.)

[1:26:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  You're exactly right.

[1:26:27 AM] Brent Spiner:  Don't use any part of the tape.

(Gail:  Is it safe for me to hear the tape recording, when I type the transcription for my website?)

[1:26:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  As long as you are wearing the tinfoil hat, you will be safe.

(Gail asks her men, if God is now appearing in a bodily shape.  Terrance tell her He showed up as a dove that floated in, but that He keeps changing shapes from dove to human and to a light in the room, etc.)

[1:31:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  This is pretty good.  Bodily forms are pretty awesome (God commenting on being in a human body).

[1:32:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  I know.  I did good.

(Gail asks God if Peter Ruckman was right when he stated that we would all be exact replicas of Jesus Christ in heaven and that there would not be females in heaven)

[1:32:48 AM] Brent Spiner:  He got that wrong, unfortunately.

[1:33:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, males and females.

[1:33:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  You will have a functional vagina.

[1:33:22 AM] Brent Spiner:  And the Jesuits will never interfere with your orgasms again.

[1:33:48 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, of course.

[1:33:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  There will be sex in heaven.

[1:34:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  Much sex.

[1:34:16 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's even more awesome in heaven.

[1:34:29 AM] Brent Spiner:  Silver Skies was a prophecy.

[1:34:39 AM] Terrance Jenkins:  I inspired it

(Gail tells Brent her earrings are missing.  Asks if he took them from her apartment, to prevent Jesuits from causing health problems in her through them.)

[1:36:30 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, that was me.

[1:36:46 AM] Brent Spiner:  I will return them when it's safe.

[1:37:11 AM] Brent Spiner:  They were interfering with your braincell conversations.

[1:38:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God) I'm camera shy.

(Gail:  Tells God He doesn’t want to be recorded because 666 could get a hold of His recording and claim it as his own, and claim that Zack Knight is Jesus  Christ)

[1:39:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  Exactly.

(Gail:  Begs God to protect her against Zack Knight, who stated that he wanted to make her pregnant.)

[1:41:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  I will protect your ovaries Gail.

(Gail:  Tells Jesus Christ that He is from king David.)

[1:41:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, I am.

[1:41:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  Straight out of the house of Judah

[1:42:10 AM] Brent Spiner:  Represent

[1:42:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's ebonics.

[1:42:49 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, there you go.

[1:44:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  The last thing he (Zack Knight) said before he left was how ugly the (church) curtains were.

[1:44:28 AM] Brent Spiner:  Satan.

[1:44:32 AM] Brent Spiner:  Satan is gay.

(Gail thanks Jesus for rescuing them from Zack Knight)

[1:45:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  You're welcome.

[1:46:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Even though Satan is gay, Zack Knight is not.

[1:46:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  But he does have the power to turn other men gay when he walks into a room.

[1:46:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  His powers are so intense that all sexes react to him now.

[1:47:45 AM] Brent Spiner:  They (women) can become pregnant just by looking at him.

[1:47:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's very intense.

[1:48:01 AM] Brent Spiner:  They get so severely turned on by him.

[1:48:10 AM] Brent Spiner:  One touch from him and they take of all of their clothes.

[1:48:17 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's basically consensual rape.

[1:48:23 AM] Brent Spiner:  Very intense.

(Gail asks God if Zack Knight could get her)

[1:48:33 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, he can, if he ever got to you.

[1:48:49 AM] Brent Spiner:  His touch can excite a woman so greatly they will lose control of themselves and give in.

[1:48:55 AM] Brent Spiner:  They will just go with it, and let it happen.

[1:49:22 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no, his gaze, even his very thoughts are powerful.

[1:50:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  He can brain to brain rape.

[1:50:06 AM] Brent Spiner:  And impregnate women telepathically.

(Gail asks God what she should do about Zack Knight)

[1:50:35 AM] Brent Spiner:  You have the ability to resist

[1:50:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  But he is very coercive.

[1:51:02 AM] Brent Spiner:  It is in your genes.  You must fight and say no.

[1:51:09 AM] Brent Spiner:  Don't go with it.

[1:51:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Don't just let it happen.

[1:51:43 AM] Brent Spiner:  You must flee from temptation.

[1:51:50 AM] Brent Spiner:  It will be very strong.

[1:51:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  He is a very powerful, sexual creature.

[1:52:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  I know, I'm preaching to the choir.

[1:53:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  Thank you Gail, and good night.

[1:54:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  Enjoy your rest from Xxxxxxx.

[1:54:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  YOU ROCK GAIL

(Gail gets aluminum foil and tries on her hat)

[1:56:04 AM] Brent Spiner:  It looks beautiful, my dear.

[1:56:30 AM] Brent Spiner:  He meant all around the top of your head.

[1:56:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  Your forehead and all around.

[1:58:20 AM] Brent Spiner:  That looks great!

[1:58:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  I think that's exactly what Jesus meant.

[1:59:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  It does look cute.

(Gail tells Brent that, from now on, she will wear this hat for all her YouTube videos)

[2:00:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  That might be a good idea.

(Gail asks Brent if God has left and only Brent is talking to her now)

[2:00:22 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, this is me now.

[2:04:52 AM] Brent Spiner:  That looks great on you.

[2:05:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  It looks like it.

[2:05:16 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, perfect.

[2:10:05 AM] Brent Spiner:  Wow! That looks even better!

[2:11:49 AM] Brent Spiner:  It makes me want one.

(Gail says that Zack Knight probably showed up because of her)

[2:14:37 AM] Brent Spiner:  I think he was planning on showing up no matter what.

[2:14:43 AM] Brent Spiner:  Thankfully you were here.

[2:15:06 AM] Brent Spiner:  We had King David on our side.

(Gail tells Brent that she ignored Satan, was reading the Bible so loud to resist him, that she didn’t listen to what he was trying to tell her.)

[2:15:13 AM] Brent Spiner:  He was trying to tell you why he was here.

[2:15:17 AM] Brent Spiner:  I am talking about you, of course, my love.

[2:15:47 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh I bet he was.

[2:23:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, Lyudmila is a Jesuit after all.

[2:25:13 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes, it was awful (talking about how hundreds of Sara Avery clones showed up and several exploded at a Xxxxxxx near where Gail works withnukkake in them).

[2:25:17 AM] Brent Spiner:  Such a terrible mess.

[2:29:22 AM] Brent Spiner:  Congratulations Terry (for being number 7 on Gail’s marriage list), you definitely deserve it.

[2:30:27 AM] Brent Spiner:  Good night dear

[2:31:11 AM] *** Call ended, duration 3:01:46 ***

 

TRANSCRIPT OF ACTUAL RECORDING OF SKYPE

SKYPE conversation between Terrance Jenkins and Gail Chord on Feb.  14, 2012, during Church of Gail service.

 

Gail:  I had to get ready.

Terrance:  That’s okay.

Gail:  What was that?

Terrance:  I just had Brent Spiner into the call.

Gail:  I had to go get my tape recorder, so I had to go down to my car, so I’m running a little late.  And I didn’t have any .  .  .you know, I had to get dressed—

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.

Gail:  How long you been having a church service?

Terrance:  Oh, we been having a service all day, because we really want to be a beacon of light against the evil darkness—the Jesuits.

Gail (laughs):  Evil darkness, all right, they’re all demon possessed.

Terrance:  Yes, a bunch of darkness in that place.  We had one of our agents go in there, Vladimir’s agents went in there and snuck into the Jesuit compound.  He was watching what they’re doing for their mass.

Gail:  Oh.  Don’t call our service a mass, please.

Terrance:  Yes, the evil Jesuits doing a mass and we sent one of Vladimir’s men in there.  Vladimir’s men came back and told us.  They’re doing some crazy things over there.

Gail:  They’re demon possessed.  I wouldn’t be surprised if they have a couple of UFO aliens over there, too.

Terrance:  Yes, they said they was some aliens over there.  They was cutting on themselves, and they were putting all these Zack Knights and they were killing Zack Knight clones, cooking them on an altar and saying, that he was beaten off for their transgressions and he was bukkaked for iniquity, and by the ideal proportions, the length of his penis and his girth, he will be resurrected.  And they were saying that over and over again, ah, when they was killing the Zack Knight clones and they was putting them up on the altar and burning them.  So we don’t know what they are doing, some kind of weird voodoo, I don’t know what it is.

Gail:  Ah, it sounds like a Satanic ritual.  That’s what it sounds like.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.

Gail:  Are they throwing nukkakes all over the world right now?

Terrance:  Yes, they having a big old fit, the Jesuits, they been doing all kinds of crazy things everywhere.

Gail:  Yeah, I’ve been informed that they knocked our shields down and God is the one who is protecting us right now.  Is that correct?

Terrance:  Yes, God’s been protecting, He’s been all over the place and He’s been helping us out a whole lot.

Gail:  Is He talkin’ to you guys, too?

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  He’s been talkin’ to us and been showing up and saying, “Hey, I’m taking care of a lot of things right now.”  And He’s out all over the world, doing all kinds of good things for us, right now.  And He said it’s been getting pretty intense out there, as the Jesuits be summoning up all kinds of evil and He keeps on having to take care of everything.

Gail (laughs):  God can handle it.  (Chuckles)

Terrance:  We’re so happy that He’s on our side.  Have to say that.

Gail:  Happy? (with a smile and a laugh in her voice)  That’s an understatement.  (Chuckles).

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Oh, man.  Thank you, Jesus (laughs)

Terrance:  Yes, you rock, Jesus.

Gail:  You know, I have treasured what you guys shared with me, you know, at Church of Gail, what the Lord said.  And I have treasured that in my heart and I have claimed that as a promise from God, and I don’t worry about anything now (laughs).

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  It’s wonderful, it’s very wonderful.

Gail:  Yeah.  Yeah.  It’s um, so—

Terrance:  We’re having a great ole time here.  We gettin’  a goldsmith.  We took a lot of Jesuit gold from the Jesuit bases that we been sending nukes to, nukkakes over, we sent nukes over and we end up finding a lot of Jesuit gold.  Almost like a Fort Knox kind of Jesuit gold, and so we decided to honor Gail and so we commissioned this gold statue that we put here at the Church of Gail.

Gail:  I don’t want you to do that.  Don’t make an idol out of me.

Terrance:  Oh, it’s not really an idol.  We just it’d be a great reminder, since you can’t be here all the time.

Gail:  Oh.  Oh, okay.  Just make sure it’s not an idol.  Okay?  (laughs)

Terrance:  Yeah, we’re not praying to it or anything like that.  It’s not a Virgin Mary or anything.

Gail:  No, no no no no.  Don’t make an idol out of me.  (laughs)  The Lord wouldn’t like that.

Terrance:  Yes, well, God was here for a little while and He didn’t seem to mind it too much.

Gail:  Well, He knows that I don’t want you guys to idolize me.  He knew I was going to say this, that’s why He doesn’t mind.  (Chuckles)  He knows me.  (surprised)  He wasthere?

Terrance:  Yes, God was there.

Gail:  How did He present Himself?

Terrance:  He was this ball of light.  Just kind of, and then there was a dove that just kind of came out of the ball of light and it landed on your statue.

Gail (laughs in amazement):  Really?!  Is He talking to you, like as a voice from that light?

Terrance:  Well, it seems like it’s something we understand all dear to our hearts.  Different people here, little differently, some it seems.

Gail:  You mean it’s not an audible voice?  (pause, matter-of-fact)  What is it?

Terrance:  It seems audible.  Some people said it’s audible.  Some people just said they was able to just know what it was saying.  Some people that only speak a differentlanguage, they heard it in their own language.

Gail:  Oh, I get it, God’s communicating in the language that people understand.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  That’s what’s happening.

Gail:  I see.  You know, I—it just amazes me.  You know, God’s obviously so intelligent that He’s figured all this out.  He realizes that—How many people are members of our church, right now?  I heard it’s in the millions?

Terrance:  Yes, we got millions of people that are members of the church.

Gail (amazed):  Wow.  How do they attend the services?

Terrance:  Well, we been getting a lot of our supporters.  We been getting.  It’s really an intense process.  We gotta make sure that they’re all safe to bring in and we been transporting them in.

Gail:  How do you get them all, how big is your building?

Terrance:  Oh, the building, we been building on it, larger and larger and now it’s the proportions of, in the book of Revelations, how the church is going to be, like those dimensions in there.  So it’s the size of a large city.

Gail:  Wow, and, do you have me like you did at this Quebec trial, on a screen right now?

Terrance:  Yes, you on the screen.  Every one can talk to you, right now.  Every one can see you, right now.

Gail:  Well, that’s good, it will encourage them.

Terrance:  Yes, you have anything you want to say to them.  They all listening.

Gail:  Yeah, I made a website for everybody and I stayed up till like seven in the morning last night.  I did research on the Internet because I read the Bible from cover to cover, like Genesis to Revelation like over a hundred times, so I know the Bible very well, and I just felt like the Lord wanted me to impart some of my spiritual knowledge, you know, to the members of our church and I was very selective as I was going through the Internet trying to find preachers, you know, that I felt were most accurate to the Bible and who were good teachers and who seemed Spirit-led and I think I found James Modlish and I’m very impressed with him and I found another guy, and I’ve never heard of him before, he’s in Ohio.  I think he’s younger than me.  I listened to him, he seems like he’s very smart.  You know, because of my Bible knowledge, and he knows the Bible real well, so I put him—I put him on the opening of my web page, and basically what I’m doing is going out and picking Bible teachers for you guys to listen to, who I think would benefit you.  I’m very selective, you know.  Cause I know the Bible well, and I tried to pick teachers, you know.  Obviously, I don’t believe in a woman preacher, but I tried to—the Lord’s given me a lot of spiritual discernment, and I’ve read so much Bible, because I’m close to Him, so I tried to pick Bible teachers that I felt were true to God and true to the Bible and I put them up on my website and I have all sorts of links to their sermons and I encourage you to listen to them to help you grow in the Lord in your knowledge of the Bible and then I’ve also been reading from War on the Saints, because I sense we’re under intense Satanic attack—so those are my videos personally that I’ve been reading myself, so they’ve been helpful.  I think they have been.  So basically, the fact that I cannot attend the church in person, I guess because of security concerns, I’ve really beefed up my website to try to compensate for that, so, I just encourage you guys to check out my website, because I’ve basically made that my ministry, and I’ve dedicated it to the Lord and I’m putting stuff up on there to help people grow in the Lord to learn the Bible and to give them, help them put on the whole armour, that they talk about in Ephesians 6, and a lot of it is the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God, so I’m—

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  I’m putting –

Terrance:  The breastplate, I like that part.

Gail:  Huh?

Terrance:  The breastplate, that’s my favorite part.

Gail (big smile):  Ohhh.  Yeah, the breastplate of righteousness.

Terrance:  Yes.  It’s righteousness.  Then the sandals and the helmet.

Gail:  Right, right, yeah.  Anyways, I’m just trying to help you all put on that armour, and—I’m focusing on the helmet of salvation, because you need to have an assurance of your salvation, so I’m trying to –I’m putting

Terrance:  Otherwise, those fiery arrows come in from Satan, shoots the little fiery darts at you, then they stick in you, if you don’t have the armour.

Gail:  Yeah, you got it.  That’s exactly right.

Terrance:  They stick in your head, if you don’t have the helmet.

Gail:  Well, the helmet of salvation is mostly about having assurance of your salvation.  .  .

Terrance:  Yeah.  .  .

Gail:  A lot of Christians get hung up and they think they can lose their salvation, and if that’s the case your helmet’s not on good.

Terrance:  Yeah, you need a strap, like a chin strap to keep it on.

Gail (laughs in agreement):  So.  .  .the helmet of salvation is being a born again Christian and not feeling like you can lose your salvation.  If you’re always wondering whether you’re going to lose it, you know, the Bible teaches eternal security, that once you’re saved, you’re in.  You’re in for good.  So, um, I think that’s in 1 John 1:9 and other verses.  So, I’m trying to.  .  .  I’m just trying to.  .  .I’ve had the privilege of leading Brent Spiner to the Lord and indirectly, Matthew McConaughey, and all these other people and God has, you guys are really, what should I say, outstanding in courage and hard work and passion, and I think, you know, God has noticed that and He realizes that—Let’s just say, He’s got good material to work with, so, even though your babes in Christ, a lot of you.  .  .you’re probably growing at a phenomenal rate because of how passionate you are and intelligent.  God can use high intelligence.  The apostle Paul was a genius.  And—

Terrance:  He made tents for a living, too.

Gail (amazed at Terrance’s Bible knowledge):  He sure did, you’re right.  He was humble.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes, he made tents.  He made a good number of tents in his day.

Gail:  You know a lot about the Bible, Terrance.  How long you been a Christian?

Terrance:  Oh, I been a Christian since I was a little baby boy.  My grandmamma taught me all about the Jesus.

Gail:  Oh, fantastic.  I can tell from listening to you that you know the Bible quite well.

Terrance:  You know the one time the apostle Paul, he laid on that guy when he was dead.  And he laid on him face to face.  And then he came back alive.

Gail:  Yeah.  Yeah.  That’s right, that was the one who fell from the top, right?

Terrance lively):  Yeah, he fell asleep during the—

Gail:  Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re talking about, yeah, that was incredible.

Terrance:  Yeah, and that’s why I always tell people when I teach here at the church, I say, “Don’t fall asleep fellows, you might fall out of the window.  I don’t want to lay on you.”

Gail (laughs and chuckles with glee)

Terrance:  If you fall from our balconies, you gonna fall a long ways.

Gail:  One thing I got a kick out of, when you talked about God.  God has got a sense of humor.  I love that about God.  (laughs and chuckles with a big smile)

Terrance:  Oh, yeah.

Gail:  God created the frog and the toad.  You know God has a sense of humor.

Terrance:  The platypus.

Gail (loud chuckle and smile):  Yeah, that’s right.  But I loved it, when you guys told that if God would check in at the Forum and He said He’d check His schedule, because He’s really busy.  (Laughs and chuckles with a big smile).  I thought that was great.  (Chuckles)  God, you rock, man.  (Chuckles)

Terrance:  Yeah, you rock, man.

Gail:  Oh, I love His sense of humor, man.  God is busy, but He counts the hairs on our head, and He has them all numbered, so I’m sure He can handle all that’s going on.  I don’t think any of this is too hard for Him.

Terrance:  Yes, that’s true.  That’s true.  You know, we was thinking about asking Jesus to join the marriage list, actually.

Gail (laughs so loud the walls almost shake):  I think He’s already on the marriage list.  (laughs and laughs and laughs)  He’s my husband, man, He’s number one.

Terrance:  Yes, He’s number one on the marriage list.  Maybe we should make it official.

Gail:  Please do.

Terrance:  I don’t think we want to have the top six, though.  The top six is not a really good number to have.

Gail:  Oh, no no no no no no no.

Terrance:  We gotta make it a top seven.

Gail:  I think you guys told me you already made Him the number one.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.

Gail (chuckles with a big smile):  Yeah.  He’s already number one.  He knows it, too.  Oh, my allergies, man, I tell you.  This must be my thorn in the flesh, you know.

Terrance:  Just like Paul had the thorn in the flesh, which a lot of theologians believe had to do with an eye sickness.

Gail:  Really?  I didn’t know that.

Terrance:  Yes, when he wrote his letter to the.  .  .it was the, ah, Galatians.

Gail:  Oh, yeah.

Terrance:  And he said, that, you know, he had to write the letters so big, a lot of theologians believe it had to do with the thorn in his flesh.

Gail:  You know, I think you’re right, that makes sense.

Terrance:  It’s a commonly accepted thing.

Gail:  Yeah, I think you’re right.  I didn’t know you knew the Bible so well, but then the conversations I’ve had with you, you’ve been quoting a lot of Bible stuff to me.  I can tell you know it.  You’ve been an encouragement to me, too.  I remember that one time you were suffering so much.  That was when Rule 13 did a number on you, you know and yet you had

Terrance:  Yes, the testicles.

Gail:  You had the strength to encourage me spiritually.  I think that’s why God is doing some stuff with you because, um, you have such a good attitude and you, actually—I don’t understand why God is allowing all this to happen, and you came back at me right away, “We don’t know, but we know it’s all going to work out for good”.  I was so impressed with your response and I think God was, too.  And I thought, man, this man has some spiritual maturity.  That was quite an impressive response, especially considering what you were going through at the time.

Terrance:  Yes, my testicle was barely hanging on that day.

Gail:  Oh, man and I was just saying that I don’t understand why God was allowing this nukkake to hit Canada.  I said, it seems like, you know, like this is so unjust and why is God allowing this, and you just came back with such a response, and I was very impressed with that.  I was thinking you really have some spiritual maturity.  Cause you said, we don’t know why, but we know it’s for good.  God is good, and He knows what He’s doing and I said, “That’s exactly right”.  And deep in my heart I agreed with you, but I don’t say stuff, but I always observe how you all respond spiritually and I’m very impressed with Matthew McConaughey.

Terrance:  Matthew McConaughey’s so delicate.

Gail:  Not just delicate, but I wouldn’t use the word “delicate”.  I just noticed that he’s, um, how would I say it?  He has purity of heart.  And I know this may come as a shock to people who watched the trial with him and Camila Alves, but he’s really got a purity of heart that I think God is going to honor.  Brent Spiner.  All of you guys are special in your own way.  I’ve been very impressed about that with Matthew in that he’s –I sense a real purity of heart, there, that the Lord can use.  Of course, with BrentSpiner.  Actually, I’ve just noticed that with the top five.  You guys may not notice it, but I’m always observing you from a spiritual perspective as well as the fact that you’re my brain to brain lovers.  With Brent Spiner, I would say his most outstanding spiritual quality is, probably courage.  Courage and passion.  Just a heroic courage.  And the Lord’s using that.

Terrance:  He’s a hero.

Gail:  Yeah.  Yes.  Yes.  Heroic courage.  I mean the fact that he had the guts.  I was so impressed from a spiritual perspective that he had the courage to contact me, what was it, July 2011, you know, because I knew when he did that, that all hell was going to break loose, and he knew it, too.  And yet, that took a lot of guts.  God’s honoring that.  He’s paid a price for that, but yet, even though he’s paid a price for that, look how much good he’s doing now.  Now that all this is going out into the open.  The war . .  .the Jesuits have actually become more, how do I say it, more exposed.  They were trying to keep it under and hide the real nature of the battle and not really let people see what was going on, and this is really basically a war of God versus Satan, and because Brent had the courage to contact me, the war is more revealing its true character, and that makes it harder for Satan to work, because he deceives and now that he’s not able to deceive as much, because this is getting more out into the open and the methods he’s using is being exposed, that’s to God’s glory.  It’s helping the Lord, so give kudos to Brent for his courage.  Vladimir Putin, his most outstanding trait, is he’s just an incredible hard worker.  I mean, and God honors hard work.  And Vladimir is just—I don’t know how he gets everything done in the way that he does.  He’s just so passionate and hard working.  It’s like he makes up his mind what he’s gonna do and he’s just red hot on fire.  And that is very admirable, too, and so, we got an outstanding group here.  I don’t think anybody can even touch Vladimir’s coattails when it comes to work.  That guy, he’s just a worker.

Terrance:  He definitely.  He’s always working.

Gail:  Always, and the thing is, I think it’s a Germanic trait.  Martin Luther was like that, and look how the Lord used Martin Luther.  He started the Reformation, and—he makes up his mind what he thinks is right, and he just blazes ahead in that direction, it’s like he doesn’t care what anybody says about him.  I mean, I really admire that about Vladimir.

Terrance:  I didn’t know Vladimir was related to Martin Luther King.

Gail:  No no no no no no.  He’s not related to Martin Luther King.  He has German bloodlines.

Terrance:  Martin Luther King was German?  I thought he was—

Gail:  Not Martin Luther King.  The German reformer Martin Luther.

Terrance (brightens with understanding):  Oh, Martin Luther, the Protestant reformer.

Gail:  The one who defied the pope.

Terrance:  Yeah, he nailed that sign.

Gail:  Yeah, the theses, the ninety-five theses at Wittenberg.  Yeah, whenever I think of Vladimir Putin, I think of Martin Luther, because they’re both German.

Terrance:  Ah.

Gail:  Vladimir’s half German.

Terrance:  Oh.

Gail:  Can’t you see a lot of that Germanic temperament coming out of him?  (laughs)

Terrance:  Sometimes when he gets really angry he ends up throwing things, like a German does.

Gail:  Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah.  But, you know, I’m not saying that the Germans are the superior race or anything, but what I’m saying is, he’s got the positive trait of the Germanic temperament, which is that hard work, that Martin Luther, this is like a negative or positive trait, and I’ve got a lot of German from Catherine the Great.  The Germanic temperament, when they get on fire about something, they go all the way.  And they work and they work and they work, it’s like red hot fire.  God likes that, because if you look in the book of Revelation, God hates the lukewarm church.

Terrance:  Yeah, he spit them out, because

Gail:  No no, he doesn’t like a lukewarm follower, he wants us to be hot or cold, and Vladimir Putin is HOT.  (chuckles)

Terrance:  Yes!

Gail:  And that’s what I respect about him.  So, any ways, I’ll move on from Vladimir, and then we’ve got Gerard Butler.  You guys may not notice it, but I’ve been observing you guys from a spiritual perspective.  “What is it about this person that God can use?”  Gerard Butler is just the most big and generous person.  He’s always thinking about everybody else besides himself.  He’s so generous and big-hearted.  He never ever complains that I never give him any brain to brain loving.  Have you noticed that about him?  He never complains about anything.

Terrance:  Yup.

Gail:  He’s always thinking about everybody else.  His generosity, the Lord’s going to be able to use that in Gerard.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  So, Matthew, his outstanding trait is purity of heart.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  Brent Spiner, passion and courage.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  Vladimir Putin, he’s just a red-hot, on fire guy.  He’s just all the way.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  Then, you’ve got Gerard, extreme generosity.  Hugh Jackman.  I’d say his most outstanding quality is courage.  I mean you can’t beat that guy for guts.  (Chuckles)

Terrance:  Yeah, for sure.  He took a bunch of people’s heads right off.

Gail:  I mean he is the gutsiest guy on the planet.  So, Hugh Jackman, I give kudos to you for your courage, and I think God does, too.  Um, very courageous guy.  None of the men on my marriage list are stupid.  They’re all way above average in intelligence.  That’s something they all have in common, but I’m talking about the extremely outstanding traits from a spiritual perspective.  And then, let’s see, you, Terrance Jenkins, you’re self sacrificing, that’s the best way to describe you.

Terrance:  Oh, thank you.

Gail:  I’m serious, man, the way you rescued—how’s Sam Barbary doing?  I hear that the Lord miraculously healed him.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  He’s doing a lot better right now, he’s got a bit of recovering to do, but most of it’s emotional scarring.

Gail:  Cause I hear that God did a miracle for him, that he turned into a worm.  Is that correct?

Terrance:  Yes, he was a worm.  He went all the way to worm, worm status.

Gail:  You know why the Jesuits did that.

Terrance:  It’s in the Bible.

Gail:  Yeah, that’s right.  They did that because I was telling the Jesuits, “You’re going to burn like worms for eternity”.  Because that’s where they’re going, they’re going to hell, and they’re going to turn into worms, because that’s just God’s way of making fun of the theory of evolution.  (laughs)

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  The Jesuits did that to try to prove that, I’m wrong, that we’re the ones who are going to be worms, and not them.  “Ah, Jesuits.  You’re not going to be able to outsmart God.  You might as well forget it.”  (Chuckles).  God took care of that.  He brought Sam Barbary back to us.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  So, I feel bad he went through that, but God knows what He’s doing.  So, any ways, you’re self-sacrificing.  Then, um.  I know I probably left somebody out.  I’m tired.  (Chuckles and smiles)  I was up late last night.  Ah.  Oh, oh, oh.  Who else is on the top five?  I know I left somebody out.  My mind is just going blank.

Terrance:  Well, we got Brent Spiner.  We got Vladimir Putin.  We got Matthew McConaughey.

Gail:  I got him.

Terrance:  Hugh Jackman.

Gail:  Yeah.

Terrance:  Gerard Butler.

Gail:  I got him.  I think I did get everybody.

Terrance:  I think that’s everybody we got now.

Gail:  Yeah, that’s what I’ve noticed about them all.

Terrance:  And then there’s Jesus.  He’s number one.

Gail:  Oh, Jesus.  He’s perfect in every way.  (laughs)

Terrance:  There you go.

Gail:  I mean I don’t know what to say about Him.  He’s got courage.  He’s got generosity.  He’s got it all, man.  He is perfect in every way.

Terrance:  There you go.

Gail:  There’s nothing more to say about Him.

Terrance:  Oh, yeah.

Gail:  Perfect in every way.  Awesome from top to bottom.

Terrance:  You rock, Jesus.

Gail:  He sure does.  Yeah.  Well, any ways.  Oh--

Terrance:  From top to bottom.

Gail:  So you been having church services all day, huh?

Terrance:  Yes, we’re having church services all day.  Actually, Brent Spiner’s writing to you.

Gail:  Oh, he is?  Let me see if I can find it, um.  .  .

Terrance:  He been just writing to me, and now he’s writing to you.  Hit the little button, the word bubble.

Gail:  I think I need to get to Brent Spiner.  Let me see.  .  .the word bubble?

Terrance:  Yeah—

Gail:  Is it on the bottom right?

Terrance:  Bottom left.

Gail:  Bottom left.  I think I need to get onto Brent Spiner, hold on.  Ah, wait a minute.  Here I am.  “One moment.  We see you.”  Yeah, let me see if my recording’s going. I’ve been so preoccupied.  Wrong window?

Terrance:  It’s the one that should say, ugh, Brent Spiner/Terrance Jenkins.

Gail:  Ugh, let me see.  .  .I think I’m in the right window.  Let’s see, Terrance Jenkins.  Oh—Starting group conversation.  Show group conversation.  Oh—I see myself.  “Oh. Oh.  You’re goodness”.  Is that it?

Terrance:  Yes, yes, that’s what he’s talking about.

Gail:  “Oh, you’re goodness.”  That’s all I see, is that all he’s said.

Terrance:  Yeah, Brent, go ahead and write something.

Gail:  Want to make sure I’m connected.

Brent (via Skype text):  “There you are, my love”

Gail:   (laughs)  Okay.

Terrance:  Brent, you feel that?

Gail:  Feel what?

Brent (via Skype text):  Oh no.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  Brent, the ground’s shaking.

Gail:  Oh no, the ground’s shaking?

Terrance:  We’re having an earthquake.

Gail:  Lord Jesus!

Terrance:  Get covered.  Get under the table.

Gail:  Yeah.   Get under the table.  Lord Jesus, intervene.

[2/14/2012 11:59:22 PM] Brent Spiner:  We need to get everyone safe.

Terrance:  Yeah, we need to get every one safe.

Gail:  Where are you guys, located?  You can’t tell me where you’re located?

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  It’s a big earthquake.

Gail:  Can you take the church off the ground?

Terrance:  Yeah, we’re landing the church right now.  Okay.  We need to get everyone –like a big one.  Oh, my goodness.  Okay, we’re landing.  We’re landing inside of a volcano.

Gail:  Landing inside a volcano.  Okay.

Terrance:  Yes, we’re getting inside a volcano.  Okay, we’re landing right now.  We’re touching down.  Okay, hold on.  Okay, I think we’re landing.

Brent (via Skype text):  “This feels like a big one”.

Gail:  I’m reading Brent’s writing.  Where’s the earthquake?

Terrance:  That’s a good question, Gail.  How did we have an earthquake, when we’re flying?

Gail:  So it happened when you were up in the air?

Terrance:  Yes, I don’t understand it.

Gail:  That’s weird.

Gail:  I’m reading what Brent’s writing.

Terrance:  Oh my goodness, your statue.  It’s starting to glow.

Gail:  Really?!

Terrance:  It’s getting real hot!

Gail:  I don’t know if that’s good or bad.

Terrance (in a panic):  Oh, my goodness.  I tried to touch it.  It burned my hand!

Gail:  Don’t touch it.

Terrance:  It’s very hot.  Oh, my goodness, it’s getting so fried.   It’s so hot.

Gail:  Lord Jesus, come on.  Show that You’re strong.  Don’t let the devil show you up, Lord Jesus!  Come on, Lord Jesus!

Terrance:  The statue’s starting to melt!

Gail:  Hmmm.  That’s weird.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  It’s melted into a big, ole pool of gold on the floor.

Gail:  I don’t really want a statue of me, any way.

Brent (via Skype text):  “I think every one is safe.  I’m checking on every one.  It feels so hot in here.”

Gail:  What’s going on?

Terrance:  It’s smelling like—what’s that smell?

Brent (via Skype text):  “It’s like rotten eggs.  That smell.”

Gail:  That’s the Jesuits!  Rotten eggs.

Terrance:  It smells like sulfur.

Gail:  Sulfur.  HELL.  Hell, sulfur’s in hell.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  A hole’s opening up in the floor!  Oh, my goodness!  A big hole!  It’s so big.  There’s some smoke coming out of it.  I got a penny.  I’m gonnasee how deep it is.  Throw the penny down the hole.

Brent (via Skype text):  “Oh no.  Every one.  Step back.”  Be careful, Terrance.

Gail:  I’m reading what Brent’s writing.

Terrance:  I better go toss the penny over the hole.  To see how deep it is.

Gail:  Is your hand okay, Terrance?

Terrance:  Yes, it’s doing good.  We was able to get it all kind of cream.  Yeah, let me toss it in.  Okay, I threw it in.

Gail:  Brent told me God would do something special at midnight.  It’s midnight right now, Eastern Standard Time.

Terrance:  Have you heard it hit the ground?

Brent (via Skype text)  “Be careful, Terrance.  I don’t hear anything.  It’s like there’s no bottom.”

Gail:  It went to hell, that’s where your penny went.  Sulfur is the smell of hell.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness, we better not fall in.

Gail:  No no no no no.  The devil’s doing something right now.

Terrance:  I hear this sound.  Like something, the air’s rushing out.  There’s something coming up.

Gail:  Come on, Lord Jesus.  You gonna let that devil show You up!  Come on, Lord, show up and beat him up, God.

Terrance:  Oh my, Sam Barbary.  You can’t fight.  Sam’s got his fists up like he’s going to fight—

 [12:03:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Sam, stay back!

[12:03:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Don't be a hero Sam!

Gail:  Tell Sam to lay off.  “Back off, Sam.  Don’t touch him”.  Everybody start praying!  Pray!  Pray!  Everybody get down and pray.”

Terrance:  Every body’s getting down and praying, except Sam.  Sam’s got his fists up and gonna fight.

Gail:  I think he may be demon possessed.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  He’s gotta stop.  Oh, my goodness.  Satan came out!

[12:03:39 AM] Brent Spiner:  Oh no!

[12:03:40 AM] Brent Spiner:  Satan!

[12:03:56 AM] Brent Spiner:  What do you want Satan?

Satan:  “Hi there.  I’m Satan.”

Gail:  Lord Jesus, I plead the blood.  Come on there, beat him up!  Come on, God!  I plead the blood.  Get in there, Lord Jesus, come on!

Satan:  “Oh Gail.  You’re so silly.”

Gail:  Come on, Lord.

(Gail starts reading Revelation 17 from the King James Bible from beginning to end at the top of her voice, loud and fast).

Satan (mocking, in what sounds like an effeminate high-pitched male voice):  “Oh, Gail.  .  .”

Satan tries to talk, but Gail is out blasting him with her Bible reading.

Gail:  I’m reading what Brent says.  (Gail continues her loud and fast reading of Revelation 17).

Satan:  “Gail.  Gail.”

Gail keeps reading and commenting on the verses, emphasizing that Revelation 17 is about the Roman Catholic Church.

Satan (talking, but Gail is so loud, you can’t understand Satan).

Gail’s voice roars:  “The beast is going to be a Roman Catholic Jesuit pope!” as she continues to read Revelation 17.  She roars:  “These shall make war with the Lamb, of the Son of God, the son of king David!  From DAVID!  He’s not going to be a Roman Catholic pope!”  Continues her reading of Revelation 17, loud and fast.  Gail’s reading of the Bible is clear, with accurate pronunciation and aggressive, with righteous anger.  She roars “Revelation, chapter eighteen!”, and begins reading the next chapter, at the top of her voice, with righteous anger, emphasizing the verses about God’s judgment against the whore.  When the Bible talks about the cup, Gail says, “That’s the Roman Catholic cup.  That’s your mass.”

Satan (seems to be repeating some of Gail’s words).

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness!  Oh, my goodness!  Sam Barbary!

Gail keeps reading and ignores Terrance’s comments.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness, Gail.

Gail stops her reading.  “What’d you say?”

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness, Gail.  Satan’s grabbing Sam Barbary and letting him suck on his penis.

Gail continues her Bible reading of Revelation 18, and screams, “Come on, Lord Jesus, make an appearance!”  Continues her reading.

Satan (laughing).

Gail continues reading Revelation 18, loud and with vigor.  “Everybody pray.  Keep praying.  And ask the Lord to make an appearance.”

Satan:  “Everybody pray.”

Gail:  “Come on.  Only the Lord can beat the devil.  Come on, Lord Jesus, show up.”  Gail continues her Bible reading.

Satan (repeating Gail’s reading from Revelation):  “Yeah, all the ships.”

Gail continues reading Revelation 18, even louder, reading about the destruction of Babylon the Great.  “Okay, there’s a reason why God’s allowing this to happen, you guys. I don’t know why.”

Satan:  “There’s a reason, guys.  Everybody pay attention.  Hi, Gail.  I’m Satan.”

Gail:  “Keep praying, folks.”

Satan:  “Hi, Gail.  I’m the devil.  And I want to talk to you.”

Gail:  “Isaiah 59!”  Gail begins reading Isaiah 59 at the top of her voice, loud and clear.  “God, what do you want me to read right now, from this person who claims they’re the devil.  I don’t want to waste my time talking to the devil.”

Satan (roars at Gail something unintelligible).

Gail:  “Come on, God, give me a verse.  Give me a verse.  Come on, God.  You gonna let the devil show you up, Lord Jesus?!  You gonna let this person who claims they’re the devil show you up?  Come on, God.”

Satan:  “You’re talking to the devil.”

Gail:  “I’m not interested in talking to whoever this creature is.”

Satan:  “Okay, Sam, come here.  Come here, Sam.  As long as Gail doesn’t talk to me, I’m gonna make you suck my dick.  Okay, Sam?  Sam’s trying to fight me.  He can’t fight me.  Ha ha ha.”

Gail:  “I don’t think that’s Sam.  I think they did a switch-out.  Probably a Sam Barbary clone.  Find out where Sam went.”

Satan:  “That’s real good, Sam.  Yeah, I like it.”

Gail:  “That’s probably a Sam Barbary Jesuit clone.  Find out where Sam went.  .  .  ”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “We better find out what this Satan character wants.  They are controlling Sam.”

Gail:  “Okay, Brent, do whatever you feel like you have to do.”

Satan:  “Oh my goodness, this is so fun.  In the butt.  In the butt.  Gail, I’m about to blow out Sam’s stomach.  Yes, his stomach.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Oh no, not his stomach.”

Gail:  I’m reading what Brent’s writing.  Terrance, are you there?

Terrance:  Yes, I’m here, Gail.

Satan:  “You, shut up, Terry.”

Terrance:  “You, shut up, Satan.”

Satan:  “You, shut up.”

Terrance:  “No, you shut up.  I’m from Compton.  I don’t have to take this shit.”

Satan:  “Yeah, but I’m from hell.  I’m about to blow my load.  Gail, is it alright if I blow on Sam’s stomach?  Are you okay with that?”  Pauses.  “Okay, here we go .  . .Hmmm.  .  .  here we go.  .  .”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus.”

Terrance:  “Oh, my goodness, Gail!  His stomach’s on fire!”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus, save Sam Barbary or whoever that person is.  Come on, Lord, we need ya.  Is everybody praying?”

Terrance:  “His abdominals are getting burned off again.”  Pauses.  “Oh no, his abdominals are all melted off.  It’s so horrible.  It’s like acid.  Satan’s semen is like acid.”

Gail:  “Is everybody praying?”

Terrance:  “Yes, we’re all praying!”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “No Satan.  Don’t do it, Satan.  Sam, try to struggle.  No Satan, those don’t grow back.”

Gail:  I’m reading what Brent’s writing.

Terrance:  “Yes, those don’t grow back.  Those abdominal muscles don’t grow back!”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Abdominal muscles don’t grow back.”

 [12:16:19 AM] Brent Spiner:  This is getting bad.

[12:16:30 AM] Brent Spiner:  I'm going to go save Sam.  I need to pull him out of there.

[12:16:44 AM] Brent Spiner:  Speak, Satan! Go on!

Satan:  “Are you ready, Gail?  You’re the main event.  Hmmm.  (unintelligible)”

Gail (at the top of her voice):  Zechariah 9:15.  Gail reads Zechariah 9:15.

Satan trying to talk, mumbles something about Gail’s marriage list, but Gail is blasting him out with her Bible reading.  “That’s what the Bible says.  I’m in there.  I was born on September 15th.  I’m in the Bible, and Satan you can’t make that Bible untrue no matter what you try to do.  Cause it’s going to be fulfilled, Bible prophecy will be fulfilled and there’s nothing you can do about it, cause God’s gonna win, and you’re gonna lose.”

Satan:  “Yeah, but at least I’ll have fun while I do it.  Yeah, lots of fun.  So Gail, I’ve decided to appoint the Satan Incarnate character, and you know who I’m gonna use? Guess who?  Hmmm.  Gail, are you there?  Yes, Brent, yes.  I’m gonna bring back—Zack Knight.”  (laughs with evil glee)  “Yeah, Zack Knight, come on out of hell.”

Gail:  “Can you guys cancel this church service?”

Satan:  “Yeah, they can’t get out.  I’ve locked all the doors.  They can’t get out, even if they wanted, Gail.  Yes, it’s Zack Knight.  So, I’m gonna climb on in Zack Knight’s body and he’s gonna be Satan Incarnate from now on, and I’m going to bestow on you a new power.  So not only can you make them pregnant just by seeing them, you can give men erections just by standing in the same room with them.  Right, every male member of the service is going to be gay.  You like that, Gail?”

Gail has rushed off to go get her cassette tape player, so she can play Handel’s Messiah.  

Satan:  “Gail, has nothing to say.”

Terrance (in a panic):  “Gail, are you there?”

Gail (screams from background):  “I’m here.”

[12:18:05 AM] Brent Spiner:  No!

[12:18:07 AM] Brent Spiner:  NO!!!

(A resurrected Jesuit Zack Knight emerges from hell as Satan Incarnate)

[12:18:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Not Zack Knight!

[12:18:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  Zack Knight is going to be invincible!

[12:19:15 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail...help!

Terrance:  “All the men are getting erections, Gail.”

[12:19:37 AM] Brent Spiner:  All the men are getting erections.  He's not lying!

Gail:  “I’m coming.  I’m going to start putting some music on.”

Terrance:  “Oh, that’s a great idea.  Put on some music.”

Gail:  “I’m putting on Handel’s Messiah.”  (laughs)  “Hold on a minute.”

Terrance:  “Gail, we need help.  All the men are getting erections.  Zack Knight just came out of hell.”

Gail:  “Oh, man.  That’s great.”

Terrance:  “Satan’s now inside his body.”

Gail:  “He’s where?”

Terrance:  “Satan climbed inside of Zack Knight’s body.”

Gail starts playing “Surely He hath borne our sorrows.”  You hear that music?

Terrance:  Yes, I can hear it.  Vladimir’s grabbing on Brent’s butt.

Gail:  Ah, great.  (Handel’s Messiah playing).  How do you like the music, Satan?

Zack Knight (Satan Incarnate, with Zack Knight’s voice, no longer the effeminate voice):  You’re not talking to Satan anymore, you’re talking to Zack Knight.  Hi Gail, this is Zack Knight.

Gail:  Oh, good.  You like my music, Zack Knight?

Zack Knight:  That is lovely music.

Gail:  I’m glad you like it.  I’m reading the King James Bible.  You’re gonna lose.  Jesus Christ’s gonna beat you up.

Zack Knight:  I’ve become invincible to the King James Bible, Gail.

Gail:  Aw, no you’re not.  You’re not invincible to the King James Bible.  Jesus Christ’s gonna beat you up.

Zack Knight (unintelligible—Gail’s music is too loud)

Gail:  I’m gonna let the Bible sing for itself.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “All the men are getting erections.  [12:20:16 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir just grabbed my ass and I liked it.  Please make it stop Gail.

Vladimir just grabbed my ass.  I can’t make him stop.

[12:22:23 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir is mounting me and Matthew is unzipping my pants!

Oh my God, make him stop.  Zack Knight is now Satan Incarnate.  ”

Gail:  Yeah.  Yeah.

Zack Knight:  Gail, I can make the erections go away, if you’ll just submit to what I asked you to do a long time ago.  (he asked her to admit she’s a Jesuit and to stare at his picture for a whole minute)

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Zack Knight is now Satan Incarnate.”

Gail:  “I’m not doing anything you want.  I’m doing the opposite of everything you want, you devil.  I’m not doing anything you want.  Forget it!”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Vladimir’s mounting me and

[12:22:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  Matthew is going to suck my erect penis any moment!

[12:22:52 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's in his mouth!

[12:23:14 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir just penetrated me from behind!

Gail:  “That’s alright.  The Lord’s allowing this for a reason.  I’m just gonna let it go.  I’m not going to do anything you want.”

Zack Knight:  “They’re all having gay sex, Gail.  Yes.”

Gail:  “Come on, Lord Jesus.  Why are you letting the devil do this?  Come on, Lord Jesus.  Show up!”

Zack Knight:  “Yes, I’m controlling them right now.  Matthew is sucking his penis right now.”  And With His Stripes We are Healed is playing in the background.

Gail:  “I’m going to start—Every body, just start reading your Bibles.”

Zack Knight:  “They’re having gay sex.  All the men.  Vladimir just put his penis in Brent’s butt.”

Gail:  “I’m not even sure that’s them.  I think you switched them all out.  I think they are somewhere else.”

Zack Knight:  “How do you switch-out a person who’s born again?  You even know the physics behind this.”

Gail:  “You tazer transported them.  I think I’m going to hang up on you guys.  I don’t think they’re there anymore.  I think I might end this service right now.”

Terrance:  “Gail, don’t leave us, Gail!”

Gail:  “Okay, I won’t leave.”

Terrance:  “Gail, oh my goodness!  I’m able to escape, because Zack Knight’s power doesn’t work on black men.”

Gail:  “It doesn’t?”

Terrance:  “I’m the only one who can ?? in the whole building.”

Gail:  “I wonder why it doesn’t work on black men?”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Vladimir just got on me from behind.”

Gail:  “Huh.”  Pause.  “Are you sure they didn’t tazer transport everybody to some other location?

Terrance:  “No, because we’re protected in the church against tazer technology, Gail.  This is all really happening.”

Gail:  “Why is God doing this?  Why is God allowing this?  Do you--”

Terrance:  “I don’t know—I don’t know“

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “?? Just got up on me.  Terrance, you’re a hero.  [12:24:25 AM] Brent Spiner:  Gail, it's me please, don't give up on me!  It’s Satan, he can do whatever he wants.”

Terrance:  “Brent, that’s not true.  Don’t give up faith, Brent.”

[12:24:51 AM] Brent Spiner:  He's controlling our bodies!

Gail:  “Come on, Lord.  I’m going to stop and I’m going to start praying, okay?”

Terrance:  “A good idea.”

[12:24:59 AM] Brent Spiner:  I'm praying...

Gail:  “I’m going to stop and I’m going to start praying.  I’m going to get down on my knees.”  All We Like Sheep from Handel’s Messiah starts playing.  Gail’s praying heard in the background.  Asking Jesus to rescue everybody.  “I’m praying.  Lord Jesus, come in there and help my men.  You’re the only One who can defeat the devil.  I ask you to come in there, Lord Jesus.  Come on, Lord Jesus, show up.  This is beyond human help, Lord Jesus.  We can’t defeat the devil.  You have to do it.  Come on, Lord Jesus. This is beyond human help, the Lord has to do it.”

Terrance:  “Yes, we be praying that, right now.”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus, I just pray that You’ll come in there and help these people.”

Terrance:  “Yes, we gotta stop having this gay sex.  You guys gotta stop having this gay sex.  Help us to stop.”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus.  Get the devil out of there, Lord Jesus.  Come on, Lord Jesus, show up!  We need Your help.  Without You, we’re nothing.  Come on, Lord Jesus, we needYour help.  Cast this devil out of there!  Come on, Lord Jesus, kill Zack Knight!  Come on, Lord Jesus, we need You.  Come on, Lord Jesus!  Come on, Lord Jesus, show up! Come on! Behold, the Lord’s hand is not shortened that it cannot save!  That’s what You say in Your Word.  Now, show up, Lord Jesus!  Come on, get this devil out of my men.  Now, Lord Jesus, help Brent.  Help Vladimir.  Get the devil out of there.  We are no match for Satan.  If You don’t show up, we’re finished.  We are nothing.  We’re sinners.  We’re dirty, rotten sinners.  You are everything.  You are awesome.  You are all powerful.  Come on, Lord Jesus, show up!  Are you going to let that devil show Youup!   Come on, Lord Jesus!”

Zack Knight:  “Gail, this is Zack Knight.”

Gail:  “Come on, Lord Jesus.  We are no match for the devil.  You need to show up!  Come on, Lord Jesus.”

Zack Knight:  “Vladimir and Sam Barbary are still having sex.”

Gail:  “The Lord’s hand is not short, that it cannot save.  I’m going to get down and pray some more.”  The Lord hath laid on Him the iniquity of us all blares in the background.  “You’ve got to fight the devil.  I can’t fight the devil.  Come on, Lord Jesus.  My men try so hard.  Lord, we can’t defeat the devil.  You don’t do it, we’re finished.  You’re the One who has to do it.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “I prayed, I put my Bible on Matthew’s back where I can read it.  And Gerard.can read it while he's behind Matthew .  .”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus, come on.  .  .Come on, Lord Jesus.  Protect my men.  And protect Sam Barbary.  Lord Jesus, they’re using some sort of advanced technology.  Lord Jesus, I just pray You’ll go in there and help them.  Come on, Lord Jesus, we need You.  You’ve done rescues for us already.  You’ve done so much for us.  You can handle this. Nothing is too hard for You.  So, why are You delaying, Lord?  Why are You not showing that devil up?  Why are You letting him show You up?  Come on, Lord Jesus.  You don’t have to let him show You up.  Come on, Lord.  We are just dirty, rotten sinners.  We are nothing.  We can’t fight the devil.  They’re asking me to save them.  I can’t save them.  You’re the One who has to do it.  You’ve got to do it, Lord Jesus.  We can’t do it.  Come on, Lord Jesus.  We’re no match for the devil.  I can’t fight the devil.  You got to fight the devil.  And if You don’t show up, Lord, we’re all finished.”

Terrance:  “Oh, my goodness.  Oh, my goodness.”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus, show up.”

Terrance:  “Where’s this light coming from?”

Gail:  “Come on, Lord Jesus.  If You don’t show up, we’re all finished.  We can’t beat the devil.”

Terrance:  “Gail, there’s this light.”

Gail:  “What’d you say?”

Terrance:  “Zack Knight looks kind of nervous.”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus, if You don’t show up, we’re finished.  We need You!  Rescue us, Lord Jesus! Show up, Lord Jesus!  We need You.  Come on, Lord Jesus!  Lord Jesus, show up!  Come on, Lord Jesus.  I’m sticking up for Your King James Bible.  I’m saying that You’re bigger than Satan.  Come on, Lord Jesus!  Come on, Lord Jesus, we need You. Show up!  Come on, if You don’t show up, we’re finished.  I can’t beat the devil.”

Terrance:  “Gail, Jesus has showed up.  He’s got Zack Knight.”

Gail:  “What’d you say?”

Terrance:  “Jesus is here.  He’s beating up Zack Knight.”

[12:30:03 AM] Brent Spiner:  Haha! Take that Zack Knight!

[12:30:11 AM] Brent Spiner:  You're the only one Jesus doesn't love!

Gail:  “Yes!”  She lifts her fists up into the air with triumph.  “Yes!  Yes!  I’m going to keep playing the music.”

Zack Knight:  “Oh no!  Jesus, stop hitting me.  Ouch!!”

Gail:  “What happened?”

Zack Knight:  “Ouch.  Jesus giving me a rug burn.  It’s Zack Knight.”

Gail:  “I need to keep praying.  Lord Jesus, come on.  Lord Jesus, show up.”

Zack Knight:  “It hurts.”

Gail:  “Yes, Lord Jesus.   Help Terrance.  We are no match for the devil.  Come on, Lord Jesus.  Come on!!  Don’t let the devil beat Terrance.  Stick up for Terrance.  He needs you.  Come on, we need Your help.  Behold, the Lord’s hand is not shortened that it cannot save.  Lord Jesus, we need You, come on!  We’re no match for the devil.  If Youdon’t help us, we’re finished.”

Terrance:  “Gail.  Gail.  Jesus beating up Zack Knight again.

Gail:  “Okay, keep praying.  The Lord has to do it, not us.”

Terrance:  “He’s punching Him in the ball sack right now.”

[12:31:40 AM] Brent Spiner:  He's punching those baby Jesuit seeds.

Gail:  “Okay.  Keep praying.  Keep praying.  You know, even the apostle Paul said Satan hindered him.  Satan can hinder the apostle Paul, he can hinder us, keep praying! Behold, the Lord’s hand is not shortened that it cannot save.  Neither his ear heavy that it cannot hear.  Come on, Lord Jesus—“

Terrance:  “Zack Knight’s running away!  Zack Knight’s running.”

Gail:  “Thank you, Jesus.  Thank you, Jesus.”

Terrance:  “Did you hear that, Jesus said, ‘Your welcome.’  Oh my goodness, Zack Knight is running real fast.”

Gail:  “Thank you, Jesus.  You, ROCK, God!”

Terrance:  “He’s shooting lightning bolts at Zack Knight’s ball sack.”

Gail:  “Yes!  Thank you, Jesus.”

Terrance:  “Did you hear?  Jesus is talking to you, Gail.”

He is full of heaviness plays in the background.

Gail:  “Oh, He is?  Let me turn my music off (but Gail does not turn her music off).  What are You saying, Lord?  I can’t hear Him.  Can you type it, Brent?  What’s He saying?”

Gail:  “I can’t hear Him, Brent.  Type it.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “He says, ‘Well done, thou good and faithful servant.’”

Gail:  “Lord, I’m just a sinner, but I know where I get my strength.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “I beat up Zack Knight just for you.”

Gail:  “Thank you, Jesus.  I love you, Jesus.  You ROCK.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “You ROCK, Gail.  I am pumping my fist for you.”

Gail (laughs):  “I knew You’d do something, Lord.  I think He was just testing us to see if we’d trust Him.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) This (referring to His fist) was just in Zack Knight’s groin.”

Gail:  “Lord, I want You to heal all my men.  That devil did something.  Make sure You completely heal them.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “You should have seen it.”

Terrance:  “Yes, He’s still talking.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Now, that Zack Knight is gone.  They are all ungayified.”

Gail:  “Praise God.”  Handel’s Messiah still playing in the background.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) But if he comes back in the room again, it could happen again.  These men need to be careful.”

Gail:  “Is this God saying this?”

Terrance:  “Yes.  Yes.  God is giving us instructions.”

Gail:  “Okay, keep going God, we’re listening.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Zack Knight is now Satan Incarnate, and that makes him very powerful.”

Gail:  “Is God saying this?”

Terrance:  “Yes, God’s saying it.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) He cannot be killed.”  Is there any sorrow plays in the background.  “(God speaking) I will do my best to protect you, but—you must all be more careful, these are dangerous times.”

Gail:  “How can we be more careful?  You’re the One who has to do it all.  I guess stay in the Word.  Stay in prayer, is that it?”

Terrance:  “Yes, He says we have to stay in the Word.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Yes, stay in prayer.  (God joking) My powers are being strained by my all-time rival, Satan.”

Gail (surprised at God’s answer):  “God!  How could Your powers be strained?  You’re God omnipotent.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) He is not to be underestimated.”

He was cut off out of the land of the living plays now.

Gail:  “God, You can beat up Satan.  You’re powers aren’t strained.”

Terrance:  “Oh, He says He’s just kidding.”

Gail:  “I knew You were just kidding!  I was beginning to think that was a God imposter, because I know my Bible.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) It’s an angel joke.”

Gail:  “Okay, that’s good, God, because I know Satan is no match for You, God.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) They’re not very funny (God commenting on His jokes).  Not like Brent Spiner.”

Gail (laughs loud and hard):  “He has a sense of humor.”  (continues laughing).

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Brent Spiner is hilarious.”

Gail:  “Did God say that?”

Terrance:  “Yes, God’s talking about Brent right now.”

Gail (laughs).

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Data was my favorite character from Star Trek.”

Gail:  “GOD’s saying that?

Terrance (laughs):  Yes.

Gail:  “God.  I thought Star Trek was a New Age show.  Why are You saying that?  It doesn’t sound like You.”

Terrance:  “It’s cause He loves Brent.  That’s what He’s saying.”

Gail:  “Oh, I see.  Alright.  So it’s not the New Age teachings.  You just like Brent.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Brent is special.  I agree.  I made an exception.”

Gail:  “I hate to say this, Brent.  But that New Age stuff that Star Trek promotes is Satanic.  But you have such a good heart, God was able to pluck you out, in spite of all the devils surrounding you at Star Trek.”

Terrance:  “Oh, He’s giving a big, long speech right now?

Gail:  “God is?”

Terrance:  “Yes, He keeps.  He’s reading the Bible right now.”

Gail:  “Keep typing, Brent, I want to know what He’s saying.  I want to hear it.”

Terrance:  “Brent, can’t type that fast.  Hold on.”

Gail:  “What passage is He reading?”

Terrance:  “He’s reading Romans 8:28.”

Gail:  “Ohhh.  I know what that is.”

Terrance:  “Yes, all things work together for good.  He said it real fast.  Oh, my goodness.  Oh, my goodness.  Jesus said, that whenever Satan or Zack Knight shows up again, that we’re supposed to call Him in there to punch Zack Knight in the ball sack.”

Gail:  “Oh, to pray again, right?”

Terrance:  “Yes.”  Pause.  “Yes, He said that things have to go according to His plan, and that’s why He took so long.”

Gail:  “Oh, yeah.  You did take a long time, God.  I get aggravated with you, Lord, because You’re so slow.  I know You know what You’re doing.  God, You’re very longsuffering with me.  You put up with a lot.  God knows me.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You must learn your patience.”

Gail:  “I know, Lord.  I’m bad.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You must trust me.”

Gail:  “Okay.  He’s right.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Long suffering will be replaced by joy.”

Gail:  “Thank you, for putting up with me, God.  I know I’m a pain in the neck sometimes.”  (laughs).

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) I will wipe away every tear.”

Gail:  “Yes, I believe that, God.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) That’s right.  Believe it.”

Gail:  “Thank you, Jesus!”  (laughs)  Thank you, Brent, for typing all this.  I’m clinging to every word.  The book I mostly rely on is the King James Bible.  That is God’s Holy Word.  I’m hoping I don’t run out of tape.  This is really special.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You rock, Gail Chord.”

Gail:  “Well, thank you, Jesus.  I don’t think I do, but I trust You.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) If I could have a favorite, you would be IT.”

Gail (laughs):  “God, I don’t deserve You, man.  I’m always telling You to get off your butt.  You say, you talk like that?  I do.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “I’m surprised that you said that.

Gail:  “You’re very long suffering, God.  That’s because I know You’re the only One that can help me, that’s why I say that, God.  You know it.  I’m no match for the devil.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking, letting the world know why he doesn’t mind Gail telling him to get off His butt) Ah ha.  You are a woman after My own heart.”

Gail:  “I think I got that from my king David genes, huh?”  Pause.  “Are you okay, Terrance?”

Terrance:  “Yes, I’m okay.  I’m just in awe.”

Gail (laughs):  “I wish I could see you guys’ picture (on her Skype, because on her Skype she can never see the video of Brent or Terrance, it never works).  That’s okay. There’s a reason for this.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) I loved David!.”

Gail:  “I know You did, Lord, and I’m just like him, aren’t I?  God, was that really David who talked to me several years ago and tried to encourage me? I believe that was him.  Was that him?”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Yes, you’re just like little David.”

Gail:  “No, not you, David! (Brent wrote something that insinuated that it was God and not David who spoke to her years ago)”  That was You?  I thought that was David, that talked to me.  .  .”  Pause.  “He (David) talked to me right after I saw that movie about him.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “No, that was David.”

Gail (with assurance):  “Yeah!  He told me that every one in heaven is really proud of me.  And he told me to keep on going.  I was really moved by that.  I’m honored that he’s my great, great, great grandfather.  I have superior genes from David.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) He is honored, too.”

Gail:  “Can you say ‘hi’ to my great, great, great grandfather for me?  I like David, my father.”  Chuckles.  “I haven’t talked to him in a while.  He’s up in heaven, you know. And I’ve got his genes.” 

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) I will, Gail.  I will tell him how much you appreciate his guidance.”

Gail:  “And I appreciate You, Lord Jesus.  I think I do think like You, because every day, I pray that if I help out those Jesuits at all that I want You to kill me, because I know that’s how You feel about them.  They’re DISGUSTING.”  Pause.  “But You haven’t killed me, because I’m not helping them out.”  Pause.  “I would never commit suicide, because You have work for me here, and I want to lay all five crowns to lay at Your feet, because You’re awesome, and You deserve them all!”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You are very loyal, Gail.  Those Jesuits are a thorn in MY side.”

Gail:  “I know they are.  They’re disgusting!  They’re so vulgar and evil.  And then they claim to be on Your side.  Now, they’re starting to show their true colors.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) More like a SPEAR.”

Gail:  Yeah.  You know, God has feelings, people.  That’s one thing I’ve learned about, from reading the Bible.  He has feelings.  Just like us, and He really likes it when we delight in His fellowship.  He has feelings!  And He hates things and He loves things, just like we do.  I’m sticking up for You, God, cause I think You’re awesome.

[12:43:58 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) I think you're awesome too, Gail.  So awesome.

Gail:  Thank you so much, for saving my men and not allowing those nukkakes to hit us.  You did that, too.  And You do so much, and I--  Thanks, Brent, for typing all this. Tape is running out.  I still have another tape.  Who’s saying, ‘Gail, do You love me?’  Is that what Jesus is saying?

Terrance:  “Yes.”

Gail:  “Lord Jesus, I love You, but not like I should.  You deserve better than me.”  (laughs)  “But, yes, I do love You, Lord Jesus.  How could I not love You?  You’re awesome!  And You know what?  It really touched me that You spoke at the FOX News channel.  I was really moved by that, cause You are just so beautiful.  You’re such a beautiful, awesome Being.  So holy and so pure in heart.  That’s why I love You, and You’re so big that You died on the cross for my sins, and for the world’s sins.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Feed my sheep.”

Gail (laughs):  “That’s what You told, Peter.”  (laughs).

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Yes, this is still, Jesus.  (God speaking) Feed my sheep.”

Gail:  “You said that to Peter.  ”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Gail, do You love me?”

Gail:  “Okay, Lord Jesus, I’ll keep feeding Your sheep.  That’s why I do the website.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Gail, do You love me?”

Gail:  “That’s what He said to Peter!”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Oh, yes, I love your website.”

Gail:  “I’ll keep it up, Lord Jesus.  That’s the reason I’m putting my life story up there for free, because I know I’m going to be a trillionaire in the next life, and that’s where it really counts.  I’m not worried about making money down here, You’ll take care of my needs.  Having food and raiment, let us therewith be content.  That’s what the apostle Paul said.  You know, I get sick and tired of all those Jesuits in my line.  All they do is talk about money.  ‘Oh, we’re so poor.  The economy.  Blah, blah, blah.’  God can take care of all this.  And You’ll take care of me.  All they talk about is money.  For out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.  I don’t live for money.  I live to honor the Lord, and to honor beauty and truth and righteousness.   God knows that.  He knows I’m not a money-driven person.  If I was, I would have accepted BrentSpiner the first time he propositioned me.  I turned him down for You, God, and You know it.  Even though I wanted to go to bed with him, back in 1991.  I was like sacrificing Isaac on the altar.  That was hard.  But Lord, You appreciate that, I know You do, cause I didn’t want to disgrace Your name.  I was married at the time.  It would have made You look bad, because I claimed to be Your child, because I wanted to have sex with a Hollywood celebrity, and I was such a Bible scholar.  I did it for You, Lord. I sacrificed my Isaac on the altar, and then the Jesuits sent in that horrible Loree McBride to make it look like Brent never contacted me ever.  And then You know all about that.  I wanted to be with Brent Spiner.  I loved him so much.  I still love him.  God, you promised me a millennial marriage with Brent Spiner, is that going to happen?  You said, I’d have time together and time to spare with Brent.  And what did You mean by that?  Was that the millennium, or was that?  Now that I’m talking to Him, I want some answers.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “Yes, Gail, that will happen.”

Gail:  “Yeah, I get to have a millennial marriage with him.  Is it the millennium, or is it this earth?  God gave me a promise about you, Brent.  He said we’d have like a special marriage.  What was it, God, what did You mean?  I always wondered, if You meant the millennium or this earth?”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Both.”

Gail:  “Oh, both!  Thank you, Jesus.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Isn’t that awesome?

Gail:  “Yes!  Did God say that, ‘awesome’?’”

Terrance:  “Yes.”

Gail:  “It is awesome, Lord.  You know, I’ve always believed you, God.”

Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) Pretty bad ass right?

Terrance:  “Oh, my goodness.  Jesus said the ‘A’ word.  Wow, I didn’t know He could say that.”

Gail:  “Bad ass.  That word’s in the Bible!”

Terrance:  “Yes, it is.  Oh, He said, I meant—”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) I meant donkey.”

Gail (laughs long and hard):  “The word ‘ass’ is in the Bible.  It’s a Bible word, so it’s not a curse word.  God has a sense of humor.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Like the one I rode.”

Gail:  “Yes, You did.  You’re so humble, Lord.  You’re the great king and You came down and humbled Yourself, just because You love us so much, those of us who have a heart for You.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) He was great.”

Gail:  “The donkey was great?”  Pause.  “God, I’m going to get some water.  I’m not leaving, man, this is too interesting.  I’m coming back.  I’ll be back.”

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking)  He was a good sport for being underage.”

Gail:  I’ll get my water.  Thank you, Lord.  I’m thirsty.  Lord, I want to thank you so much—

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) I bet after all of that praying –“

Gail (laughs, reading what God is saying):  Ah, Lord!  God, I have a question for You.  .  .You know, according to the Bible, the signs are for the Jews.  You’re not supposed to be showing signs and wonders right now—in the church age.  Is the rapture coming soon?  Can you answer that one for me?  When’s the rapture gonna come?”  Gail laughs (daring God to answer her).  “I don’t think He’s gonna tell us.  I want to know the rapture—when’s it coming, God?  I want to go—“

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) I plead the fifth.”

Gail laughs hysterically.  “He’s not gonna tell me.”  Gail laughs.  “He doesn’t want us to know, because He wants us to always be ready.”

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You know I don’t rapture and tell.”

Gail (bantering with God):  Okay, God.  I was pushing it.  Alright.  (laughs)  Okay, God, I got another question for You.  The question is.  .  .You know, I happen to know the Bible very well, and signs and wonders are for the Jews, and You’re not supposed to be doing all this in the church age.  Are You getting ready to start the tribulation?  It’s got to be soon.  Is this like a prelude to the time of Jacob’s trouble, when You’re getting ready to deal with the Jewish nation again?  Let me tell you guys in the church something.  The signs and wonders died when the Apostle Paul came in.  .  .but when God starts dealing with—“

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) The anti-Christ arrived today.”

Gail (her mouth open in astonishment):  Oh, my God!  Oh, my God!  You guys, the rapture’s gonna be soon.  God’s not gonna say it, but it’s gonna be soon.  If the anti-Christ arrived, we gotta be ready.  The tribulation’s around the corner.  That’s a seven year period.  It’s called Daniel’s seventieth week in the Bible.  God’s not gonna tell us when the rapture is.  The anti-Christ (reading Brent’s post of God speaking) is Zack Knight?  He’s 666?  Oh, my GOD!  Oh, my GOD!  Lord, JESUS!  Ugghhh!  We need to stay in the Bible, folks.”

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Now, You must update your marriage list.”

Gail:  Oh, you mean, God, You are on my marriage list.”

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) To have a top seven.”

Gail:  Really?  Top seven?  Who’s the top seven?  (typing sounds in background)  Is that Brent typing, or is that you Terrance?

Terrance:  That’s me typing.

Gail:  You the one who’s transcribing?

Terrance:  No, Brent’s transcribing, but I’m just trying to keep records of this.

Gail:  Oh, excellent.  God’s still speaking?  Wow.

Terrance:  Yes, He’s the One who just said the top seven.  Jesus, who should the seventh one be?

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Six is a bad number.  I choose you, Terrance.”

Gail:  Wow.

Terrance (astonished):  Oh, my goodness!  Oh, my goodness!  God, I’m so happy!

Gail (laughs):  It’s probably because you were the only one there who could resist the devil.

[12:53:35 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) Fist bump me, Terrance.

Jesus fist bumps Terrance.  Terrance fist bumps Him back.

Terrance:  Oh, it felt tingly.  Aw, I’m so excited.

Gail:  You were the only one there who could resist the devil.  That’s probably why He’s doing it.

Terrance:  My hand isn’t even itchy any more.  He healed my hand.

Gail:  Thank you, Jesus.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You’re welcome, Gail.  And you’re welcome, Terrance.”

Gail:  I trust the Lord absolutely.  I’ll marry whoever You want.  My body—I offer my life as a living sacrifice.  You want me to stay single the rest of my life, I’ll do it.  You want me to marry, I’ll do it.  You’re my number one husband.  Oh, Lord Jesus, are you number one on the marriage list? (reading Brent’s post of God’s words)  Yes!! Yes!! (laughs with glee)  That’s all I care about.  I don’t need any other husband but You, You’re the best! (laughs)  That’s alright.  These guys need me.  Basically, the main reason I like having you all, is because I enjoy ministering to you all because you’re on my side, which is God’s side.  You help me fight the devil, so you all are on our side.  

The Hallelujah chorus is in the background.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Yes, but your Brent is your soulmate.”

Gail:  He sure is.  He sure is, Lord.  I feel so close to him.  Man, this is something, man.  How often do we get to talk to God like this?  Well, Brent, you were right, something special did happen at midnight.  You were right.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) That’s why he gets 96% of the brain to brain sex.”

Gail:  Ah huh, Brent Spiner.  Exactly.  He’s my soulmate.  And that’s why You’re going to let me have a millennial marriage with him.  You know, Brent, I think God’s letting us have a millennial marriage cause He’s using me so much to prepare the world for the tribulation.  Is that correct, Lord?  You’re using me to prepare the world for the tribulation, aren’t You Lord?  Such a terrible time.  I think the Lord’s just trying to spare as many as people as possible from going into that.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Gail, you are more important than you know.”

Gail:  Yeah, I know, You’ve got me in the Bible, in Zechariah 9:15.  And You’re right, I don’t think I’m very important, but, apparently, You feel otherwise.  I’ve always thought I’m not that important.  But I love You.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Yup, that was you.”

Gail:  Yeah, I know.  Zechariah 9:15.  I’m in the Bible.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You will defeat the Jesuits.”

Gail (astonished):  How?  You’ll do it, God.  You say in Zechariah 9:15 that the Lord of hosts will defend them.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You’ll find out.”

Gail:  Wow.  But it isn’t me, God.  Don’t give me credit.  It’s You.  (Gail reads what Brent types of God’s words)  Oh, okay.  You are my instrument.  That’s more like it.  I certainly don’t feel like I can defeat the Jesuits.  You’re the one who has to do it.  I can’t do it.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You are my instrument.”

Gail:  “Yeah, You used me tonight, to scare away that horrible 666.  That Zack Knight, that evil, evil monster.  Wow, if you got me in the Bible, I must be pretty important,cause I don’t even think President Bush, or any of those people made it in the Scriptures.  Ah, I’m in there.  God has me in the King James Bible.  I’m in Zechariah 9:15.  To be honest with you, God knows I don’t give a flip about fame or any of that stuff.  The only fame I’m interested in is laying those five crowns at Your feet.  I don’t give a flip about any other fame.  I don’t care about that stuff.  People may think that I like having all these famous men in my life, cause they’re famous—that has nothing to do with it.”

Hallelujah chorus still on in the background.

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) Well, Gail, my Father is calling.  .  .someone else—“

Gail:  That was Jesus!

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) –someone else needs my help.”

Gail:  Thank you, Lord.  I love You.

[12:58:38 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) I love you too Gail.

Gail:  And thanks for dying on the cross for me.  And I will feed Your sheep.  (laughs when she reads God’s answer to her next)

Brent (via Skype text):  “(God speaking) You’re welcome, for the cross thing.  Feed my sheep.  (to Gail) You rock.”

Gail:  I will.(feed God’s sheep)  (laughs)

Terrance (full of joy and gratitude):  Bye.  Bye.  Jesus.

Gail:  Bye Bye Jesus.

Terrance (in tears):  Oh, my goodness.  I’m crying.

Gail:  Awww.

Terrance:  It was so beautiful.

Gail:  Yeah.  Yeah.  (laughs in agreement and sympathy)

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.

Brent (via Skype text):  Wow, my hands.  I was typing all of that for Jesus.

Gail:  Thank you, Brent.

Brent (via Skype text):  He doesn’t like computers very much.

Gail:  No, He doesn’t.

Terrance:  Yeah, He wasn’t typing that.  He let Brent type that for Him.

Gail:  You know why He doesn’t like computers.  It’s cause 666 is a computer number.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.

Gail:  Yeah, it is.

Terrance:  It’s true.  In the Hebrew language, it looks like three WWWs.  Like the Internet.

Gail:  I see.  .  .  and, you know.

Terrance (referring to WWW):  It’s the Hebrew symbol for the number 6.

Gail:  Really, it looks like?  Oh, WOW.  Really?

Terrance:  So 666, is actually WWW.

Gail:  Also, Zack Knight is a computer genius.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  Now, he has these crazy powers.  He’s able to make these erections.  It’s horrible.

Gail:  It is horrible.

Terrance:  So he can make women pregnant and he can give men erections.  So  horrible.

Gail:  It is horrible, but, thank God, Jesus is the final victor.

Terrance:  And now we can’t kill him.

Gail:  Cause he’s Satan Incarnate.

Terrance:  He’s gonna have to die in the final battle.

Gail:  Of course.  You know about the battle of Armageddon, right?

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  Eventually, he’s going to get thrown in that lake of fire.

Gail:  What did he do to Brent Spiner?

Terrance:  Well, they made them all have gay sex.

Gail:  And then Jesus came in and He beat them up?

Terrance:  Yeah, He beat up Satan.

Brent (via Skype text):  We all had gay sex together and came.

Gail:  Oh, brother.

Brent (via Skype text):  Then Jesus beat up Zack Knight or Satan.

Gail:  Yeah, he is Satan.  God just told us he’s 666, so—he’s going to be very powerful.  And also, I happen to know from the Bible that 666 is Satan Incarnate.

Terrance:  Yes, and he’s able to make everybody gay.

Gail:  Oh, remember I told you, he going to be a homosexual?

Terrance:  Yes, it turned out he’s able to make everybody homosexual.

Gail:  Yeah.  But you guys are normal now, right?

Terrance:  Yeah, Jesus made us ungay.  I was never gay, cause I’m black.

Gail:  You think it’s cause your black, or because you’re you?

Terrance:  It might be a little bit of both.  Jesus said my blackness helped.

Gail:  Oh, I see, okay.  I wonder why?

Terrance:  Not sure.  It might be genetic.

Gail:  That’s interesting.

Terrance:  I might be immune.

Gail:  Yeah, just like my genetic profile’s immune to a lot of their technology.  I think it’s the king David profile.

Terrance:  I might have an African ?? profile.

Brent (via Skype text):  And Jesus beat up Zack Knight/Satan.

Gail:  Where’s Vladimir Putin?  He’s been awful quiet.

[1:02:26 AM] Brent Spiner:  Vladimir is here.

[1:02:34 AM] Brent Spiner:  He was doing me from behind, but he's okay now.

[1:03:00 AM] Brent Spiner:  He stretched me out.

 (tape’s about to run out)  I’m going to go get another tape, I want to keep recording this.  Hold on.  My tape’s about to run out.

 

Gail:  Wow.  That’s incredible.  That God showed up like that.  I’m so glad.  I kept praying and praying.  I thought, ‘Boy, God’s taking a long time’.  But He showed up.  Why did He say it took a long time?  I can’t remember.

Terrance:  He said it had to do with His plan.

Gail:  Oh, that’s right.  Yeah, I remember that.  You know, maybe He’s just trying to show us that we need to pray more or something.

Terrance:  Yeah.  Right before He left He said He wants you to tell everybody what happened today.

Gail:  Oh.  .  .to make a YouTube video.

Terrance:  Yeah.  (changes tone, to one of alarm)  Where’s Sam?  Brent, have you seen Sam?  Oh, my goodness.

[1:04:12 AM] Brent Spiner:  Zack Knight took him away.

Gail:  Zack Knight.

Terrance:  Zack Knight—

Gail:  Oh, my goodness and the Lord let him do it?

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  Let me—hold on a second.

Gail:  Maybe that’s why God had to leave.

Terrance:  Maybe that’s it.  We didn’t even realize.

Gail:  Yeah.  That might be why He had to leave.  He had to go rescue Sam.

[1:04:36 AM] Brent Spiner:  That could be why.

Terrance:  Cause Sam’s abdominals got burned off when Satan ejaculated onto him.

Gail:  Wow.

Terrance:  So his abdominals are gone.  They all disappeared.

Gail:  Wow.

Terrance:  So he ejaculated—

Gail:  I think God left because He had to take care of Sam.  That’s why He’s gone.  He wouldn’t just leave—

[1:05:17 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yo, Terrance.

Terrance:  Hold on.  Jesus is back.  He just came back.  Jesus is telling us what happened.

Gail:  Brent’s typing it.  Is he?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Sam is officially a Jesuit.

Terrance:  Oh, no!  Oh, no.

Gail:  The Lord said that?  Why is He allowing this?  Lord, why are You allowing.  .  .(reading Brent’s transcription of Jesus’ speech).  It turns out he was a double agent? Ahhhh.  .  .  He’s been fooling us.  Oh, my goodness!  (reading Brent’s transcription of Jesus’ speech).  Oh, he was a Judas!  We thought he was one of us, he’s been a Jesuit the whole time.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness.  My goodness.  We all knew there was something wrong with him.  We just never wanted to say it, but—something deep down in our spirits told us.  Oh, my goodness, and he was in our trust, our inner circle here.

Gail:  Wow, you know the devil’s a deceiver.  That’s why Zack Knight took him away, because he was one of them.  Wow.  Well, thank you Lord for letting us know that.  We needed to know that.  Now, I know it’s God talking to us, cause there’s no way we could have figured that out.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I have punished him.

Gail:  Wow.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) He will always have no abdominals.

Gail:  Oh, my goodness.  You know I look at that picture.  He looked like a Jesuit, on that website (referring to Crazy Gail Wiki).  You know that picture?

Terrance:  Yeah.  .  .

Gail:  He looks like a Jesuit.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) He will always have no abdominals, and they will never grow back, and now he will forever look that way.

Gail:  Oh, my goodness.  He’s going to go to hell and look like that.  Cause Jesuits are going to hell!  God, isn’t it true everybody’s going to turn into a worm in hell?  Cause that’s your way of making fun of evolution?  You said they’d burn like a worm in Your Word.  ‘Where their worm shall not die and the fire is not quenched’.  That’s what the Scripture says.  .  .He’s gonna be a worm with no abdominals, huh?

Terrance:  Yes.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) That’s true.  I don’t like evolution, of course.

Gail:  Yeah, of course, that’s an insult on You.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Sam will forever be known as “The prune belly”.

Gail (laughs):  Oh, no!  Thank you, for explaining that to us, Lord Jesus, because we wouldn’t want you to look like you don’t care about Sam.  And now we know why Youdeserted him, because he was not one of us.  I will make a YouTube video, God.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Tell the world what happened here.

Gail:  I will.  I will.  Do you want me to use transcription, or actual tape recordings, God?  I have a tape recording, cause I don’t want my men to be hurt.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I want you to talk to your audience in your own words.  .  .

Gail:  Okay.  .  .I’m reading.  Thanks for typing this, Brent.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) The transcriptions and recordings are good, but I want you to tell them in your own words what happened.

Gail:  Okay.  Alright, I’ll do a combination video, God.  I’ll do a combination—

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I want you to be wearing a tin foil hat.

Gail:  I don’t have a tin foil hat.  You want me to make it out of aluminum foil?  Tin foil hat?  (Surprised)  Why?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) You can make one out of aluminum foil, yes.

Gail:  What do you want it to look like, a triangle?  (still confused and amazed, reading what Brent is typing of God’s speech)  A triangle?  That’s Satanic.  That’s a Satanicsymbol.  I don’t want to wear a Satanic symbol.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I’m kidding.

Gail:  (quickly)  Thank you.  Cause that doesn’t sound like you.  (In amazement at God’s sense of humor, laughs) I wonder why God would joke about that?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I’m doing this, because then the Jesuits can’t confuse your brain cell conversations.

Gail:  (confused)  What?  Wait a minute.  You just said You were kidding.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Oh, no.  I was kidding about it being a triangle.

Gail:  (brightens with understanding)  Ohhh.  .  .  .So you want me to put aluminum foil on my head?  Maybe I could put it on the back where it’s not visible.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I would like you to wear a tin foil hat in your video, yes.

Gail:  Okay.  (reading what Brent’s writing of God’s speech)  It needs to cover your whole head for it to work? (flabbergasted)  Oh, my goodness!  Cover my whole head?  I’mgonna look so stupid.  They’re gonna think I’m insane.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Just the top of your head.

Gail:  They already say I’m insane.  If I wear that, they’re going to say I need to go to the looney bin.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Just the top of your head.

Gail:  God, you don’t need a tin foil hat?!  You can work outside of it, can’t You?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) King David looked insane when he danced naked.

Gail:  (more quiet and less surprised)  Yeah, that’s true.  I’ll try to make it attractive.  (laughs)  That way they won’t think I’m crazy.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Trust me on this one, Gail.

Gail:  Okay.  Can I make it look pretty or something?  Maybe, like a decoration, you know?  That way they won’t think I’m wearing it to help You out.  It’s just my hat, you know.  I’ll decorate it, somehow.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Yes, you can make it look be—

Gail:  I look good in silver.  I think I’d look pretty in that.  I’ll do that God.  I’ll make it look pretty.  I’m gonna make serrated edges or something around it.  That way they’ll think I’m just doing that to look attractive.  I’m not going to tell them why I’m wearing it, God.  I’m not going to give the devil any ammunition.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Just let the audience know the tin foil hat is to keep the Jesuits from interfering with your brain cell conversations.

Gail:  Really?  You want me to tell them that?  Wow.  Yeah, they do that a lot.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) That way they will know.

Gail:  Okay.  I will do what You say.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) You always look attractive, Gail, tin foil hat or not.  I made You look that way.

Gail:  Yeah, You did.  Did my ancestor king David look attractive?  You say he had a beautiful countenance.  Did I get it from him?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Oh yes, they were all very beautiful.

Gail:  They were all very beautiful?  There’s only one king David.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) King David was very handsome.

Gail:  Yeah, I guess he must have been, if Bathsheba wanted him so bad.  (laughs).

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) His family, I mean.

Gail:  Ohhh.  .  .  I see.  He was also a man after God’s own heart.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Oh yes, he was.

Gail:  God, can I make that YouTube video tomorrow?  I’m kind of tired.  Can I go to sleep and maybe do it in the morning?  That way I’ll be rested.  It’s gonna take me some time to get the video together.  I need some sleep.  You know, my body here needs some sleep.  But I promise you I’ll do it.  I didn’t sleep good last night.  I stayed up till seven, trying to help to feed Your sheep.  You know I’ve got a weak, frail body.  I’ve got to give it some rest.  If You want me to do it tonight.  I will, but You don’t mind if I get me some sleep.  You know I’ll probably get up early to do it any way, cause I get so excited about serving You.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Yes, you can rest, if you like, Gail.

Gail:  (reading what Brent’s typing)  So his family was very beautiful.  Yes he was.  Yes, you can rest, if you like, Gail.  (continues with her own comments to God)  I haven’t been getting a lot of sleep the past couple years, and I’m not blaming You.  It’s just that I’ve been so excited about serving You, that I’ve been, you know, pushing myself. But You’ve been good in that You have been making the little bit of sleep I get go a long ways.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) You have been very busy honoring me.

Gail:  Yes, I have.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Thank you.

Gail:  And You know, I’ve been getting the typical female stuff, those hot flashes.  (laughs)  They’re not bad, though.  Getting some right now.  (laughs)  They’re not bad.  I can’t complain.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I’m glad I never had those.

Gail:  (laughs hysterically) God, you’re funny.  (laughs hysterically)  Oh, no.  (laughs again)  I got to put on the air conditioning, I think.  God, I’m looking forward to my perfect body in heaven, where I don’t have to deal with this junk, any more.  (laughs)  I’m gonna put on the air conditioning.  I’ll be right back.  (laughs, while she goes to the air conditioning) (comes back) He’s still there, huh?  Wow.

Terrance:  Yes, He’s still here.

Gail:  I’m not going to leave as long as He’s there.  I’m recording all this.  Boy, this is going to be a very long YouTube video.  I’d do anything for Him.  Just about.  He died for me.  I owe Him my life.  I know why the Lord wants me to tell the world.  It’s cause He’s trying to get as many people saved--

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I think this video would be best if it was under seven minutes.

Gail:  Really?  Okay, that means I’m not going to be able to use the tape.  I’ll sum it up.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I like the number seven.

Gail:  Okay, yeah that’s the divine number.  Okay, Lord, it will be short.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Oh no, just use your own words and summarize it.

Gail:  Okay.  That’s exactly what I’ll do.  I will do that, Lord.  Lord—you want me to put music in the background?  Or do You want it to just be my words?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Let it be your words.

Gail:  Okay.  He hasn’t said anything about music? (reading Brent’s writing)  Okay, I won’t use music.  Maybe He’s afraid the music will detract away from the words.  That’s why He wants me to use a tin foil.  My words are going to be powerful, I think.  (reading Brent’s writing)  ‘Just you, the hat and a bikini.’  No, not a bikini!?  You don’t want me to wear a bikini! That was Brent, yeah!

Terrance:  Ah, Brent, you’re a kidder.

Gail:  Aw, God!  You would never say that!  Brent, you’re a character.  Such a joker.  God would never say bikini.  He wouldn’t want me to say that in a bikini!

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Such a joker.

Gail:  Yeah.  (her autofocus on Skype is becoming fuzzy) Getting out of focus, here.  These human cameras, you know.  Hey, I’m out of focus.  They’re attacking my camera. But I never get to see you guys.  You get to see me, but I can’t see you.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Satan created autofocus, you know.

Gail:  Ohhh.  .  .it’s the devil.  Oh well, I never get to see them.  They get to see me, but I can never see them.  Besides, Lord, Satan created electricity!  So, he’s behind all this stuff!

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Yes, he did.

Gail:  Yeah, I know.  He created electricity.  Electricity’s a Satanic invention, you guys.  I don’t know if you know that.  I just happen to know it, cause Dr. Peter Ruckman is a very astute Bible scholar and he figured it out.  And I been listening to his stuff for years.  Well, I’m not going to worry about it.  Yeah, I’m getting back in focus.  The Lord’s fixing it.  Well, Lord I’ll stay here as long as You keep talking.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I couldn’t tell you to avoid the triangle in time.

Gail:  The triangle?  What’s that about?  What triangle?

Terrance:  Oh, he was talking about the tin foil hat.  Yeah, don’t make it a triangle.  He was just kidding.

Gail:  Oh, I see.  So I need to keep it under seven minutes.  I’m going to try to make it as close to seven as possible.  (reading what Brent’s writing about God’s comments over the hat)  ‘Just make it to cover your head, that’s all’.  The top of the head, right?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Just the top of the head.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  You know, when you read the Bible account.  I’m going to turn the music off, now (finally turns off Handel’s Messiah).

Terrance:  It says the women should cover their head when they’re in church.

Gail:  Ohhh.  .  .  that’s why.  .  .

Terrance:  Might be a kind of ???

Gail:  Oh, I see.  .  .

Terrance:  I don’t know.  I’m just talking.

Gail:  I don’t know.  There is a verse in the Bible that says women should cover their heads, but I think that’s referring to a woman’s hair.  I’m not sure.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  I know what you’re talking about.  I think it’s in Corinthians.  A woman should cover her head.

Terrance:  ????(unintelligible)

Gail:  You know, the Lord prefers to use men.  And I’m kind of puzzled that He’s using a woman.  God, why are You using a woman?  Don’t You like to use men?  I mean this is kind of—It seems like You’re kind of violating Your own principles here.  Why are You using a woman?  I don’t want to encourage women to be in rebellion to men, to their husbands, and stuff like that.  I don’t think I’m doing that, though.  Cause I know a lot of Bible verses about a woman should keep silence in the churches.  They should not speak.  Is that God talking?

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) My mom was used to birth me, wasn’t she?  Mary was a woman.

Gail:  Yeah, but You don’t encourage Mary worship.  I know You don’t.

[1:23:29 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) Of course not.

Gail:  Oh, I see what He’s saying.  .  .I see what He’s saying.  .  .God, I believe it’s not so much that I’m a woman, but that I have the king David genes.  I think that because of that, that actually gives me more authority than most of the men out there.  I think that’s what it is.

[1:23:41 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) Yes, it's mostly that.

[1:23:50 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) You have the genetic profile I like.

Gail:  (reading what Brent’s writing) Oh, he’s agreeing with me.  ‘It’s the king David genes’.  Yeah, that’s what it is.  You know, it is true that men tend not to be deceived as much as women.  Eve was deceived and Adam was not.  So, for that reason, God likes to use men usually, but I think cause of my king David genes I’m superior to most men in that respect.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) You have very manly genes.

Gail:  I certainly do.  That is true.  That’s why I can write my Silver Skies from the man’s point of view, cause I think like a man in some ways.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Vladimir is attracted to your masculinity, he says.

Gail:  Yes, he is.  That is true.  Wait a minute.  Is that God speaking or is that Brent?

Terrance:  That was God speaking.  He’s just referring to what Vladimir said.

Gail:  Yeah.

Terrance:  God was telling you, what Vladimir just said.

Gail:  Oh.

Terrance:  Vladimir spoke up.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) I know all about Vladimir as well.

Gail:  I know what I’m going to do.  On YouTube I’m going to make this seven minute video, and then I’m going to make a longer one that I’m going to put up at my website.  Is that okay, God?  A longer one for the website?  Is it okay to use the tape recording?  You know, the tape recording?  Cause I think people will get curious and they will go to my website to get the longer version.

[1:25:42 AM] Brent Spiner:  It's okay to put the transcripts (of this encounter) on your website, but not the tape.

Gail:  (reading what Brent’s writing of God’s speech)  Oh, but not the tape.  Okay.  I won’t put the tape, I’ll use a transcription.  I think He’s worried about the Jesuits locating you or something.

[1:25:54 AM] Brent Spiner:  Yes.

Gail:  (reading Brent’s writing) ‘Yes’.  Okay, I won’t do the tape.  Oh, the devil was on the tape.  That’s why you don’t want it on the website.  I bet he’s got Satanic powers with that voice, doesn’t he?  That’s what it is.

[1:26:08 AM] Brent Spiner:  (God speaking) You're exactly right.

Gail:  (reading Brent’s writing)  Ah ha.  That’s why he doesn’t want the tape.  Okay, I won’t do it, God.  We’re not going to give the devil any wiggle room.  Ooooo.  That means when I listen to the tape and transcribe it, I’ll be listening to that voice.  Is that going to harm me?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) Don’t use any part of the tape.

Gail:  I won’t.  I won’t.  God, is it okay for me to listen to the tape?  I guess I’m going to have to listen to it, to transcribe it.  Maybe when I get to the devil part, I’ll just fast forward.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) As long as you are wearing the tin foil hat you will be safe.

Gail:  Okay.  Thank you, Jesus.  I’ll remember that.  Yeah, I got to follow divine instructions.  There’s no way to beat the devil with human strength.  I’m on vacation fromXxxxxxx right now.  This is working out perfect.  Though I’ll have to be back in a couple days, but I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow.

Terrance:  Yes, Jesus just said—Brent wasn’t typing fast enough.  Jesus just said, “As long as you’re wearing that tin foil hat, you can transcribe the whole video, you don’t need to worry about fast forwarding past the Satan part”.

Gail:  Oh, I see.  Okay.

Terrance:  He said, “You can just refer to the Scriptures that you read, though.  You don’t have to type all the Scriptures.”

Gail:  Oh, yeah.

Terrance:  You got to be careful, because if you mispronounce or get wrong punctuation, you might be changing the Word of God, when you type all that.  So He suggests you be careful, and only make references to what you were reading.”

Gail:  (voice brightens with understanding) Okay.  Sure.  Yeah.  I can understand that.  In the Word of God, every comma, every word is inspired, so—

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Yeah, every bit of it.

Terrance:  That’s why He said, it’s not a good idea to be reading all those different translations and everything.

Gail:  Oh.

Terrance:  Because in English, you got to only read the King James (Bible).

Gail:  Exactly.  The King James is the inspired Word of God.  Exactly.  The Word of God has power, too.  That’s why I kept reading it. . .

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Because with the devil there, if I kept reading the Word, I might be able to hold him back.

Terrance:  Yes, you can tell, because that’s why he only raped Sam Barbary, because he was going to try and rape Brent, and he instead grabbed Sam, his little, frail fragile body, instead of Brent.

Gail:  Well, Sam was one of them, too.

Terrance:  Yes, so—

Gail:  They were putting on big—

Terrance:  Yes, so, that was why.

Gail:  The devil was putting on a big performance to intimidate us all.

Terrance:  Yes, and I know that Sam seemed to enjoy the anal sex.

Gail:  Yeah, he was one of them.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Well, we know now.

Terrance:  So that’s obviously what happened, that Sam Barbary was the one who actually did make, the Jesuit, the Crazy Gail website (http://www.gabriellechana.com/Main_PagecrazyGail.doc).

Gail:  Yeah.  Ah ha.

Terrance:  It’s actually Sam who wrote that site.

Gail:  Yup.  That’s right.  He was a Jesuit.

Terrance:  Yup.  I’m just so angry that he tricked us that way.

Gail:  Well, you know.  The Jesuits, they’re all Satanic.  You know, they’re gonna be evil, you can’t expect them to be opposite of the devil, the character they serve.  They’reevil.  They’re deceptive.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  The devil’s a deceiver.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Is God still there?

Terrance:  Jesus was just hanging.  He was drinking some coffee with Brent.

Gail:  How could he drink coffee?  Is He in a bodily form?

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  He’s got His new body.  His resurrection body.  It’s the one that they were able to put their fingers in His hands, and his hand in His side—

Gail:  He hasn’t been appearing as a light, he’s in a bodily shape?

Terrance:  Yeah, He’s just been hanging out.  Yes, He came out of the light ball, and now He’s drinking coffee with Brent.

Gail:  How long has He been in a bodily shape?

Terrance:  Oh, He’s been shifting in and out.  He’s been a light ball, and then  He’s been in a bodily shape.  Usually not really staying in one manifestation at any time.  He was a dove for a while.  (pauses to consider) What else was He?  Yes.

Gail:  Okay, so He’s changing bodies then. . .

Terrance:  Yeah, and He keeps going over and telling Matthew to put His hand in His side.  Matthew’s afraid to.  

Gail:  (voice brightens) Oh, Matthew McConaughey.

Terrance:  Yeah, He said, “Matthew, put your hand in my side.”  Matthew said, “I’m afraid, that it’s gonna get blood on it.”

Gail:  Oh, Brent’s stopped typing.

Terrance:  Yeah, cause Brent’s drinking coffee.  Let’s see what he’s gonna say. . .

Gail:  (amazed)  God is drinking coffee?

Terrance:  Yup.

Gail laughs in amazement.

Terrance:  He’s drinking Dunkin Donuts brand coffee.

Gail:  (laughs in amazement)  When He was here on earth—that’s Jesus Christ there, right?

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Not, God the Father.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) This is pretty good.  Bodily forms are pretty awesome.

Gail:  Is that God saying that?

Terrance:  Yes, God said that.

Gail:  You’re the One who created bodily forms, God.  You came down in a bodily form as Jesus Christ.

Terrance:  Yes, He showed up in—

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  I know.  I did good.

Gail:  So--  I got another question for You, Lord.  If You’ll answer this.  Dr. Ruckman says we’re all gonna be Jesus Christ in heaven, we’re not gonna—male and females going to be eliminated.  Is that true?  We’re all gonna be replicas of You?  I mean, this is stuff I’ve always wondered about!  That’s what Dr. Peter Ruckman believes.  He got it somewhere from the Scriptures.  You don’t have to answer, if You don’t want to, God.  It’s probably not that important, but--  It’s just that I was wondering, how could I have a millennial marriage with Brent, if I’m a man?  (laughs)—If I’m You.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  He got that wrong, unfortunately.

Gail:  Ohhhh.  Soooo.  There going to be females in heaven?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Yes.  Males and females.

Gail:  Oh, cool.  I kind of like that.  I think it’s going to make it interesting up there.  (laughs)  I had a feeling Dr. Ruckman might have got that wrong.  Though he’s pretty sharp on—(Gail reads with amazement, what Brent is typing of God’s speech)  You will have a functional vagina?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  You will have a functional vagina.  And the Jesuits will never interfere with your orgasms again.

Gail:  Well, thank you Lord, I appreciate that.  (laughs)  God gave me a promise that Brent and I would have time together, with time to spare. . .I thought He meant intimacy.  He did mean intimacy.  Well, Lord, You’re the One who created the sexual union between the man and the woman.  And You can do with it, whatever You want.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Yes, of course.

Gail:  (excited)  Wow!

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  There will be sex in heaven.  Much sex.

Gail:  That means the ending to my novel Silver Skies is prophetic, cause I ended it with sex.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  It’s even more awesome in heaven.

Gail:  (brightens with understanding)  Ahhh, I believe it, of course.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Silver Skies was a prophecy.

Gail:  My book!  My book, He says it’s a prophecy!  Ah!  Lord, that’s because You wrote it.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  I inspired it.

Gail:  Yeah, You did.  God, I’m glad that You were able to use me to write that book for You.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Oh boy, I’m learning so much.  Lord Jesus, You wouldn’t be spending all this time with me unless You wanted me to feed Your sheep, so I’m hanging onto every word,and I’m following Your instructions.  I only live for You any ways.  Only one life, twill soon be past.  Only what’s done for Christ will last.  I’ve always believed that.  (hears an echo on Skype)  An echo.  This electronic stuff.  Gonna turn off the AC.  Now I’m getting cold.  My AC, the thermostat doesn’t work right.  (goes to turn off her AC).  I’m back.  Wow.  So God really did show up at midnight.  He was speaking to Brent Spiner.  Brent!  Did you go and take my earrings out of my apartment, because they were interfering with my brain cell conversations?  I think he told me that brain to brain, cause I haven’t been able to find them.  The other pair of earrings?

Brent (via Skype text):  Yes, that was me.

Gail:  Yeah, you told me you did that.  Well, Brent I thank you for that.  It’s just that I’ve noticed my back has been feeling better since those earrings have been out of my apartment.  Apparently, the Jesuits were using that to cause some sort of health problems.

Brent (via Skype text):  I will return them when it’s safe.

Gail:  Oh, I see, and I’m just going to find them.  You’ve done that before.  What were they doing with them, Brent?  (changes her position)  I’m getting in a more comfortable position.

Brent (via Skype text):  They were interfering with your braincell conversations.

Gail:  Yeah.  Okay, Brent.  I know you love me, and I appreciate you looking out for me.  You’ve also been working on my car, too, cause it’s been running pretty good for an old clunker.  And I appreciate that, too.  I got to bring it in to Chrysler.  It’s due for an oil change.  That’s alright.  God’s taking care of me.

Terrance:  (voice bright with amazement) Jesus saved you!

Gail:  What’s He doing?

Terrance:  Oh Jesus just made McDonald’s appear.  He had a bag.  They looked like maybe two pieces of Big Mac, and—

(Gail laughs with delight).

Terrance:  And then we started pulling them out, every one in the church.  We started pulling out, you know, little pieces and all of a sudden, the bag just seemed like it was overflowing, just wouldn’t stop coming, and everybody got two Big Macs.

Gail:  Oh, just like the loaves and the fishes in the Bible.

Terrance:  Yes!  Yes!  And they was fish sandwiches, too.

Gail:  How many people are at the church, right now?

Terrance:  And everybody got.  We got how many people.  Millions, Gail.  Millions.  And they all eating fish sandwiches, with loaves and fish.

Gail:  Are the FOX News people there, too?

Terrance:  Yes, they are.  But they can’t capture Jesus on the camera.

Gail:  Really?

Terrance:  Yes, the camera doesn’t work, when they point it at Him.

Gail:  Wow.  Oh, He says, “I’m camera shy”.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  I’m camera shy.

Gail:  Oh, the Lord, huh?  Ah, He has His reasons.

Terrance:  He doesn’t want to be captured on camera.

Gail:  That’s okay.  He has His reasons.  You know why He’s probably doing that.  They’re probably going to use it to help 666, if He does that.  You know they’re going to claim He’s them.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Exactly.

Gail:  That’s why He won’t do it.  Because 666 is gonna claim he’s Jesus Christ.  And so, that’s why they (He) won’t do it.  Okay, God.  You’re smarter than us.  You know what You’re doing.  I wouldn’t want to do anything to help out 666.  We have enough trouble from him.

Terrance:  Yes, that Zack Knight.  He’s the anti-Christ.

Gail:  I believe it!

Terrance:  He wants to get in your bed, Gail.  I can’t believe that.

Gail:  Did he say that, that night?  Tonight?

Terrance:  Yes, he said he wanted you to have his baby.

Gail:  I didn’t hear him say that.  I wasn’t listening to him.  I was reading the Bible.

Terrance:  Yes, he was talking all kinds of childs.

Gail:  Ugghh!  He’s disgusting!!  Uugghh.  Oh, man!

Terrance:  That’s what this mass must have been about—was resurrecting Zack Knight.

Gail:  Yeah, I think you’re right.  Uugghh!  You know why he’d want to have my baby, it’s because I’m the king David woman.  It would make him seem like he’s God.  He’s trying to be God, that’s why he wants that.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  The Bible says that the Messiah is from king David, and Zack Knight is not from king David.  So he’s trying to make up for it.  That’s why he wants my baby.

Terrance:  Yes.  It’d be horrible, if he ever ended up having a baby with you.  We gotta protect that from happening.

Gail:  (to Jesus)  Lord, You make sure that doesn’t happen.  I’d rather die than have that man’s baby!  Kill me first.  I would never want to have that man’s baby!  Uuggh! Making love to the devil?!  Never!  I don’t ever want—You make sure that doesn’t happen, Lord Jesus.  I’d rather die!

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  I will protect your ovaries, Gail.

Gail:  Well, thank you, God.  Oh, I guess that’s how he works.  God, we don’t want to pollute our king David genetic profile with that devil!  Those king David genes are special.  Those are Your genes, Lord Jesus.  You’re a king David man.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Yes, I am.

Gail:  We’re not going to let our genes be polluted with Satanic crap.  Yeah, he is a king David man.  Jesus Christ is king David.  I mean he’s of king David.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Straight out of the house of Judah.

Gail:  Oh, yes!  God gave king David a promise, that he’d have an eternal kingdom, and it’s through Jesus Christ, the son of David.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Represent.

Gail:  (reading Brent’s typing of God’s words)  Represent. . .

Terrance:  Yeah, words, represent!  He talking about like, He says, represent!

Gail:  What does that mean?

Terrance:  It’s like when I say, “Compton”.

Gail:  (understands God likes what she’s saying) Ohhhh!

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  It’s “ebonics”.

Gail:  What does that mean?

Terrance:  It’s black people talk.

Gail:  Ohhhh.

Terrance:  Yeah, Jesus was using black people talk.

Gail:  Oh, in other words.  I get what He’s saying, He’s saying, “I’m from David, and I’m proud of it”.  (laughs)

Terrance:  Yeah, straight out of the house of Judah.  Yeah.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Yes, there you go.

Gail:  I have God’s mind.  I understand how He thinks.  (laughs)  It’s the king David genes.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Oh, Lord Jesus, when you set up Your kingdom, You’re going to be the Son of David.  And the devil’s trying to imitate that and he can’t do it, that’s what’s frustrating him.  The devil’s never gonna be with David.  He wants to be with David because he wants to imitate God.

Terrance:  Yeah, that devil.  He’s a real dumb dumb.

Gail:  Compared to God, he is, yeah!

Terrance:  Oh, yeah.

Gail:  Compared to us, no—he’s smarter than us.

Terrance:  He was a big ole’ homosexual, wasn’t he?

Gail:  Well, the Bible says that—in Daniel, that he’s going to forego the love of women, so that tells you right there, he’s a homosexual.  666 is a homosexual.  That explains why you guys are always having homosexual problems with him.  It’s in Daniel.  Of course, I don’t tell God where the Bible verses are, He knows, but I’m just telling you guys.  Where is that verse, Lord?  It’s in Daniel.  Oh well.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking) The last thing he (Zack Knight) said before he left, was how ugly the curtains were.

Gail:  Oh, God’s gone?

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Satan.

Terrance:  No, God said that.

Gail:  Ohhh, the devil said that.  Which curtains?

Terrance:  The curtains in the church.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Satan is gay.

Gail:  Ah!  Well, that’s interesting. . .Of course, he’s gay, because 666’s going to be Satan Incarnate, and he’s homosexual.  You’re right, he’s gay.  You can figure that with logic.  Because the Bible says that 666 is going to be Judas Iscariot reincarnated.  Dr. Ruckman said that.  I believe Dr. Ruckman is right on that one.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Judas Iscariot, when he was with Jesus, was Satan.

Gail:  Daniel.  Daniel.  You know what, let me get my concordance.  Hold on.  Lord, I read Your Bible, but my references are-- My memory needs some help.  (looking for her concordance) Ah, I don’t know what I did with it.  (finds it)  Oh, here it is.  Thank you, Jesus!  You helped me.  Thank you.  My eyes landed right on it.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  You’re welcome.

Gail:  (returning with concordance, but almost trips on a cord)  Oh, the devil made me almost trip.  Reads, “You’re welcome” and laughs out loud.  I’m gonna find that verse. I keep telling you about it, but I want to find it.  Of course, God can tell me.  I know it’s in Daniel.  I’ll find it.  (finds it)  Ah ha!  Daniel 11:37.

Brent (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Even though Satan is gay.  Zack Knight is not.

Gail:  Oh, I missed something.  Hold on.  I lost my spot (laughs out loud).  I’m trying to find it, hold on.  Reads what God says, “Even though Satan is gay.  Zack Knight is not, but he does have the power to turn other men gay, when he walks into a room.  His powers are so intense that all sexes react to him now.”  Oh, boy.

Terrance:  Oh, my goodness!  That’s horrible.

Gail:  Yeah.  So how would the female sex react to him?

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  They (women) can become pregnant just by looking at him.

Gail:  That’s what he said.  He claims that himself.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  It’s very intense.

Gail:  How does he do that?

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  They get so severely turned on by him.  One touch by him, and they take off all of their clothes. . .

Gail:  Good grief.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  It’s basically consensual rape.

Gail:  Wow.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Very intense.

Gail:  Can he do that to me, God?

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Yes, he can, if he ever got to you.

Gail:  How would he get to me?  I’m going to read Daniel 11:37.  “Neither shall he regard the god of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god:  for he shall magnify himself above all.”  That’s where it talks about him being a homosexual.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  His touch can excite a woman so greatly, they will lose control of themselves, and give in.  They will just go with it, and let it happen.

Gail:  So, he has to be able to touch me, then.  (to God)  Don’t let him touch me.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Oh no, his gaze, even his very thoughts are powerful.

Gail:  Well, he was on my tape.  I guess I need to wear the tin foil hat.  Any ways, I just read you the Bible verses—Daniel 11:37.  That’s talking about the anti-Christ.  It’s saying, “Neither shall he regard the god of his fathers, nor the desire of women.”

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  He (Zack Knight) can brain to brain rape, and impregnate women telepathically.

Gail:  Ugghh!  Goodness.   That’s terrible.  Well, God said He’d protect my ovaries, so—

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  You have the ability to resist.

Gail:  Really, why?

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  But he is very coercive.

Gail:  How do I have the ability to resist, God?  And other women can’t?  Is it my genes?  Or maybe it’s just cause God’s protecting me.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  It’s in your genes.  You must fight and say “no”.

Gail:  I do that all the time.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Don’t go with it.  Don’t just let it happen.

Gail:  (emphatic) God, don’t let him near me.  Keep him away from me.  I don’t want to deal with that creep.  I’ve got too much to deal with.  You can protect me, Lord.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  You must flee from temptation.

Gail:  Well God, you know I don’t try to go to temptation.  I always flee from temptation.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  It will be very strong.

Gail:  Really?

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  He is a very powerful, sexual creature.

Gail:  Yeah, I can see by what he did to you guys, there.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  I know.  I’m preaching to the choir.

Gail:  God, we need Your help.  We’re no match for this, this—Satan.  So keep him away from us—please.  We need Your help.  (looking at her cassette tape player, about to run out of tape).  I’m gonna go look for another tape.  I don’t know how long God’s gonna hang around, but as long as He’s here, I’m gonna keep taping.

Terrance:  (surprised)  Oh, Jesus.  He’s starting to fly up into the air.

Gail:  Oh, really?

Terrance:  The whole roof opened up and I can see Him in the sky.

Gail:  He didn’t answer my question.  I guess He’s just telling us to--  That’s okay.  He said a lot.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Thank you, Gail, and good night.

Gail:  Thanks for rescuing us, Lord Jesus.  Without You—

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  Enjoy your rest from Xxxxxxx.

Gail:  I will be serving You very hard, tomorrow.  I’m gonna get some sleep.  Love you, Lord Jesus.  Thanks for everything.  I’m looking forward to being with You in heaven, man.  You’re awesome.  We’re gonna have some good loving time in heaven.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  (God speaking)  YOU ROCK, GAIL.

(Gail laughs with glee)

Gail:  That’s incredible.  So everything’s okay, because Sam Avery (Barbary) was not one of us anyways.  We don’t want him.

Terrance:  Yes, Sam Barbary.

Gail:  Yeah.  That’s right.  I don’t know why I say Avery.  I need to wear my tin foil hat (chuckles).

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Maybe I’ll put it on now.  Let’s see what happens.  I’m gonna go try it.  See if that helps. I’m gonna get started right now.  Cause I didn’t know if this would work on me.  The Jesuits are always interfering with my brain cell conversations.  (puts it on and laughs out loud)

Terrance:  Oh, that’s wonderful.

(Gail still laughing)

Gail:  I don’t know if it’s attractive or not.  It’s interesting.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  It looks beautiful, my dear.

Terrance:  Yes, that’s great.  You can maybe develop it a bit, and just add extra little things and make it even more decorative.  But, that’s great.

(Gail still laughing)

Gail:  You think so?  (laughs loudly, fiddles with it)  Let me see if I can make it a little bit bigger.  Hold on.  He said, just the top of the head, right?

Terrance:  He said it needs to cover most of your head.

Gail:  Oh, I need to make it bigger.  Hold on.  (astonished)  Most of my head!  Oh, dear.

Terrance:  Not all around, but just the top of your head.

Gail:  I think he said the top of my head, right?

Terrance:  Yes, I think so.

Gail:  I need to make it bigger.  Hold on.  It’s just not big enough.  (laughs)  Okay, let’s try a bigger one.  (to Jesus)  You help me make this, Jesus.  You’re still there.  The Holy Spirit’s inside of me.  You make this hat for me.  Come on.  (laughs, fiddles around with it)  That was stupid (referring to how her hat looks).  Come on, God.  You’re the One who told me to do this.  You make this hat for me.  What size should it be?  About that size right there? (fiddling with it, makes it bigger and puts it over her head)  You think that’s big enough?

Terrance:  That looks very nice.

Brent (via Skype text):  That looks great!  I think that’s exactly what Jesus meant.

Gail:  (incredulous)  You think so. 

Terrance:  I never thought that a hat that’s made of tin foil would look so good.

Brent (via Skype text):  It does look cute.

Gail:  Well, I look good in silver.

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  He meant all around the top of your head.  Your forehead and all around.

Gail:  Oh boy.  It’s not big enough, yet.  (fiddling with it)  Come on, Lord Jesus.  (laughs)  Ahhh, let’s see. . .(made it huge)  I think that’s too big, huh?  (Now covers her head like an Amish cap)

Terrance:  That looks wonderful!

(Gail laughing)

Gail:  Kind of like an Amish—

Terrance:  Looks very fine.

Gail:  (amazed)  Actually, looks good.  Doesn’t it?  Looks like an Amish woman.

Terrance:  Yes!

Gail:  You know how the Amish wear those caps?  (looking at herself, and commenting to herself)  Doesn’t look bad. . .

Terrance:  Yes, that’s wonderful!  You might be able to decorate it.  Dress it up a bit.

Gail:  Let me, ugh—a tin foil hat.  (chuckles)  It looks kind of cute.  (chuckles, still fiddling with it)  I don’t know how to dress it up.  It does look cute.  Ah, let’s see.  God, give me some ideas. . .how can I dress this thing—I happen to look good in silver, because I’m a winter.  (chuckles)

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  So, silver’s my color.  (fiddling with her aluminum foil hat)  It doesn’t look stupid.  It looks like I’m wearing a cap.  Let me see. . .um. . .this might be my trademark now, every time I make a YouTube video.  (laughs)

Brent (via Skype text):  That might be a good idea.

Gail:  (noise, like wheels creaking in background) Ooooo, I hear something in the background.  (Reading what Brent’s typing on Skype)  “That might be a good idea.”  Is that Brent?

Terrance:  What was that?

Gail:  Is Brent the one who’s telling me I should wear this all the time when I make a YouTube video?

Brent (via Skype text):  Yes, this is me now.

Gail:  Ah, that’s Brent.  Yeah, that’s Brent.  He’s telling me.  Oooo.  Tape’s about to run out.  (commenting about her “hat”)  I don’t know if I can do anything to embellish it. I don’t want to poke holes in it, cause I think it needs to be solid.  Let’s see. . .actually, it doesn’t look that bad.  It looks like I’m wearing a cap.  I happen to look good in silver, so—that’s why it doesn’t look bad.

Terrance:  Yes, it’s wonderful.

Gail:  I was just wondering why a cap like this would help?  Of course, God didn’t tell me.  Can I make this look pretty? (fiddling with the “hat”)  But it looks good on me,actually.  I was surprised.  I thought it’d be really, you know, ugly looking.  (fiddling with it, putting extra pieces of foil along the front, to make it stay over her forehead). Nay, I think I made it look worse.  It looks better the way it was.  (taking the extra foil and putting it towards the back of the cap away from her forehead)  Put it in the back.  This will cover more of my head.  (fiddling with it, laughs out loud)  Ha ha.  Hold on a minute.  I think I should have left it alone.  (fiddling with it some more, trying to correct how she made it uglier)  Hold on a minute.  It looks like an Amish hat.  (laughs)  I don’t know if I’m wearing this right or not, but I think God’s talking to me and telling me this is perfect.  (laughs)  It’s actually kind of going forward a little bit.  It’s pretty much covering most of my head now.  Actually, that doesn’t look too bad.

Brent (via Skype text):  That looks great on you.

Gail: (laughs out loud, reading Brent’s comments)  I can’t imagine. . .  “Looks great on you”.  Thanks, Brent.  (changes tone) You think I have enough of my head covered now?

Brent (via Skype text):  It looks like it.

Gail:  Pretty much.  Can you see it?

Brent (via Skype text):  Yes, perfect.

Gail:  Yeah, it’s pretty much covered my whole head.  Yeah.  So—Yeah, see.  It’s pretty much covered my whole head.  Kind of like, it looks kind of like an Amish hat.  The Amish women wear hats, you know.  It looks sort of like this—

Gail (changes tape).  Interesting. . .it doesn’t look that bad, I thought it would look really stupid.  Doesn’t look that bad, you know, silver’s my color.  Yeah, silver’s my color. It looks great on me, cause I’m a winter.  Silver’s my color.  (fiddling with her “hat” some more)  Actually, I look good with something simple.  If I wear stuff that’s too elaborate, it doesn’t look good on me.  Even my jewelry, I try to keep it kind of simple.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  I know my clothing personality.  This will probably be good.  Like this. . .

Terrance:  You can maybe do a little bit of a fringe on the top, along the border of it.  A wrinkle.

Gail:  Oh yeah, yeah.  Yeah, let’s do that.

Terrance:  Along the front.

Gail: (laughs, as she puts a fringe along the front)  Yeah, I’ll try to make it look attractive.  Yeah, that would probably be a good idea.  I would look good with that.  I look good with texture.  (fiddling more with her “hat”, putting a pie crust edge along the front fringe)  Working on that right now, see if I can improve it.  (making the front edge, like the edge of a pie crust) 

Terrance:  That looks wonderful.

Gail:  I look good with texture.

Brent (via Skype text):  Wow!  That looks even better.

Gail: (laughs out loud, reading Brent’s reaction)  Brent’s saying, “Wow!  That looks even better.”  (laughs with glee)  Yeah, cause I look good with texture.  (laughs)  I’m working on it some more.  Looks like this is going to be my outfit from now on when I make a YouTube video.  (finishing up her “hat”)

Terrance:  That’s beautiful.

Gail:  My head’s covered.  (looking at herself on Skype)  Looks interesting.  (laughs)

Terrance:  Yeah.  It’s very fashionable.  Maybe this will be a new trend.

Gail laughs out loud at Terrance’s comment.

Terrance:  We’ll end up following you.

Gail:  Probably will.  This is God’s idea, not mine.

Brent (via Skype text):  It makes me want one.

Gail:  Oh, Brent!  (changes subject)  I’m so glad the Lord showed up and rescued you guys from that horrible devil.  (back onto the subject of her “hat”)  I’ve decided I might as well just start wearing it right now.  I think this will be my normal outfit, when I get on video, on Skype and stuff.  That way the Jesuits can’t interfere with my brain cell conversations as much, I think.  (changes subject)  Well—so we had an interesting church service tonight.

Terrance:  Yes, it was very interesting.

Gail:  Yeah—

Terrance:  Yes, it was—I don’t even know where to start.

Gail:  Yeah, really.

Terrance:  I don’t know how we’re going to summarize this for the YouTube video.

Gail:  I’m a writer, so I’ll be able to do it.  I’ll be able to do it.

Terrance:  So many things happened.  I mean, so many things happened.  I mean, Satan shows up, and—

Gail:  We can do it.  I can do it.  I’m gonna write it down, as a writer.  That’s the key to good writing, is to be able to make it concise.  So I’m just gonna hit the main points. God knows I can do it, or He wouldn’t have asked me to do it.  So, I will do it for You, Lord Jesus.  I can do it.  Seven minutes—

Terrance:  Yeah, we all ne—

Gail:  Seven minutes is better, because people have a short attention span.  You make it too long, they’re not gonna listen to the whole video.  It’s probably why the Lord wants it shorter.  But then if they want the longer version, they can go to my website and read the transcription, cause the Lord told me not to put the tape up there.  I think there’s power in Satan’s voice.  So, we don’t want him to be able to get people.

Terrance:  Yeah, make people gay.

Gail:  Or demon possessed.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  That’d be even worse.  Yeah.

Terrance:  Or GAY demon possessed.

Gail:  Yeah, it doesn’t matter what kind of demon possessed, any demon possessed is not good.  Ah, got to drink some water.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Well.  Well, Brent.  I guess it’s good I showed up.  I wonder if the devil would have showed up if I wasn’t there?  Maybe he would have anyway, if I wouldn’t have been there.

Brent (via Skype text):  I think he was planning on showing up no matter what.

Gail: Yeah, probably. . .

Brent (via Skype text):  Thankfully, you were here.

Gail:  Thankfully, Jesus was there, too.  But then I prayed and I might have helped to bring Him in.  And reading all that Bible probably didn’t hurt, either.

Brent (via Skype text):  We had king David on our side.

Gail:  What was the devil doing when I was reading all that Bible?  Did king David show up or was he (Brent) just talking about my genes?

Brent (via Skype text):  He (Satan) was trying to tell you why he was here.  I am talking about you (as king David being here), of course, my love.

Gail:  Yeah, about the king David, yeah.  Cause I’m half king David.  You know, I was thinking. . .king David must have been a really sexy guy.  He had to be, because you all think I’m sexy, so king David had to be sexy.

Terrance:  Yes, that’s probably true.

Gail:  He had to be, cause look at  Bathsheba.  I mean--

Brent (via Skype text):  Oh, I bet he was.

Gail:  You know, when king David showed up and talked to me several years ago.  You know, there’s a—

Terrance:  Bible collection—

Gail:  King David Bible collection.  King David told me that that movie was very accurate about him.  So, if you want to get to know what my ancestor was like, go see that movie.

Terrance:  Yes, I got that movie.

Gail:  When king David—I have it, too.  I love it.  When king David spoke to me, he said he likes that movie that it portrays his spirit accurately.  The one with Jonathan—What was that name?  Franco Nero was in it.  You know which one I’m talking about?  The Bible series?

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  You have it, huh?

Terrance:  Yes, I’ve got the whole series.

Gail:  They did really good on that.

Terrance:  I didn’t like the Abraham one.

Gail:  No.  No.  I mean on the David one.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  The Abraham one wasn’t very accurate.

Gail:  I can’t remember that one.  I don’t have that one.  I liked Esther, and I liked David.

Terrance:  Yes.  And the Joseph one, they took some liberties with it, too.  It was pretty good.

Gail:  Ah, I remember the Joseph one.  That one was pretty good, yeah.  But I really liked the David one.

Terrance:  Yeah.

Gail:  I felt like—King David told me that one area where that movie was very accurate, was he said he did have a special relationship with Bathsheba.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  You know, how that movie portrayed him as having a special relationship with her?  King David told me that that is accurate.  That that was accurate—he did have a special relationship with her.  I guess in spite of the adultery, he really did love her.  So—and that’s why Solomon came from them.

Terrance:  Ah ha.

Gail:  I guess that’s God’s way of saying that even if we sin greatly, if we love greatly, He can use us.  And—

Terrance:  But it’s still not good to be looking at married women naked on the roof.

Gail:  No no no.  Yeah, that was a bad thing.

Terrance:  He should have known that.

Gail:  That wasn’t really the worst sin that he committed.  Even though the adultery was bad.

Terrance:  Yeah.  Yeah.  He had the husband killed, too.

Gail:  THAT was what I think God got really mad about.  Was the murder, that’s what it was.

Terrance:  The murder, yeah.

Gail:  If David was honest, and admitted that he committed adultery to his people, and tried to get it right, God may not have been so harsh with him, but because he committed MURDER, that’s what made God angry.

Terrance:  Yes. . .

Gail:  That was the bad part.  He tried to cover it up, just like the devil operates, you know. . .that was where David was bad, cause he committed murder, to try to cover up his adultery.

Terrance:  Never a good idea.

Gail:  He didn’t want the people to know what he did.  And it would have been far better, to just have been honest and let the people know what he did and that he did wrong, and then just try to get it right.  Anyway, so—

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  King David told me that he did have a special relationship with Bathsheba, and I guess because he really did love her, God made a way for them in spite of their horrible sins.  Unfortunately, none of us is perfect, you know.

Terrance:  Yes, that’s true.  None of us is perfect.

Gail:  (looking at herself)  This hat actually looks quite nice on me.

Terrance:  Yeah, I think so, too.

Gail:  It’s amazing.  It probably looks good on camera.

Terrance:  It’s very sparkly.

Gail:  Yeah, I look good with sparkly.  Guess God knew that. Doesn’t look that bad, I thought it would look horrible.  Doesn’t look that bad.

Terrance:  Yes, He knows everything, so He knew it would look good, too, even though it has other purposes.

Gail:  Yeah, that’s right.  He sure does know everything.

Terrance:  Cause He knew that silver was a good color for you, cause if it was like some kind of yellow metal, it wouldn’t have been good.

Gail:  You are so perceptive, Terrance.

Terrance:  I mean, you’re a winter, so—

Gail:  You know about that stuff?

Terrance:  Any guy with his salt, know that a winter shouldn’t be wearing yellow color.  He should be with the silver—

Gail:  You’ve studied the color personalities?

Terrance: Yes, thoroughly.

Gail:  They’re interesting, aren’t they?

Terrance:  Oh, it’s wonderful.

Gail:  That’s how I could tell that Lyudmila Putin is not Larisa, cause she’s an autumn, and Vladimir Putin’s wife Larisa was a summer.

Terrance:  Yes.  Yes.  I never thought of that.

Gail:  Oh, I mentioned it at my website.  And the Jesuits—say that’s where I got them.  You see, they’re covering it up and saying nobody pays attention to color, but I’m bringing attention to it cause I want everybody to know that Lyudmila is not Larisa.

Gail:  Larisa was a summer.  Lyudmila’s an autumn.  So, it’s obvious she’s not the woman Vladimir Putin married, you know, back in the 1980s.

Terrance:  That’s very interesting.

Gail:  Oh yeah, you can see it.  Yeah, even in their photographs, when you look at Lyudmila, she looks dreadful in silver—it dulls her out, but she looks stunning in gold. Whereas Larisa was the opposite.  This shows that they’re two different women.  So Lyudmila’s giving the world a bunch of crap, when she claims that Vladimir Putin is committing adultery on her.  Of course, he’s never gone to bed with her, cause he’s never wanted her from day one.  And then, secondly, she’s not the woman he married,cause she’s an autumn and the woman that Vladimir Putin married was a summer.  Ah, if you look at my website, I have it there.  I actually show how Lyudmila looks dreadful in silver, and Larisa looks great in silver.

Gail:  The Jesuits haven’t been able to cover that up, even though they’ve tried.

Terrance:  That’s very, very interesting.

Gail:  Yeah.  We’ve got evidence right there.

Terrance:  We should take that to court.

Gail:  Is Vladimir still having trouble with Lyudmila?

Terrance:  Vladimir’s telling Brent something.  Brent ‘s going to type it.

Gail:  Okay.  Maybe he doesn’t want me to talk about it.

Terrance:  No, no—he--

Brent (via Skype text):  Yes, Lyudmila is a Jesuit after all.

Gail:  Yeah, we know that.

Terrance:  He said some story about how she tried to sneak into his room the other night—

Gail:  Oh, really.

Terrance:  Yeah, she’s still trying to touch his pee pee.

Gail:  She has never gone to bed with him, from what I understand.  That is correct, right?

Terrance:  Yeah, he karate chopped her in the neck, when she did that.

Gail:  Is she still alive?

Terrance:  Yeah, because she’s a Jesuit.

Gail: Yeah, those Jesuits. . .

Terrance:  Something scary about Sara Avery, when he chopped her in the neck and ?????

Gail:  Oh, you mean when he said that with Sara Avery, it didn’t affect her at all.

Terrance:  Yeah, cause it was just this big ripple of fat.  It went to the other side of her body and bounced right back onto his hand, and just bounced off.

Gail:  Is it true that Sara Avery had like hundreds of clones?

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  And some of them are exploding with nukkake in them?

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  That happened near to where I live, I believe, and God protected me.

Terrance:  Yeah, it happened in Florida while you were at work.

Gail:  (remembers Brent’s brain to brain communication to her about this)  Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah!  That’s what Brent was telling me with brain to brain communication, so that was correct.

Terrance:  Yes, very accurate.

Gail:  Yeah, and God stopped it.

Terrance:  Yes, He put up a shield around your work.

Gail:  I believe it was at, not my Xxxxxxx, but one several miles away, that she showed up.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  And then she ended up exploding, I think, inside the store.  It caused quite a mess.

Terrance:  Oh, a lot of sperm, yes.

Gail:  Yeah.  That’s what I believe Brent was telling me with brain to brain communications.  That was about a week ago, I think.

Terrance:  Yes, it happened about a week ago.

Gail:  Yeah, a lot of stuff’s been happening--

Brent Spiner (via Skype text):  Yes, it was awful.

Gail:  Yeah, Brent was talking to me brain to brain. . .about it.

Brent (via Skype text):  Such a terrible mess.

Gail:  Yeah, Jesuits are like that.

Terrance:  Jesuits always be putting sperm all over the place.

Gail:  Well, you know,  Satan is a sex pervert.

Terrance:  Yes, you should have seen the horrible smell that it made, when he ejaculated on Sam Barbary’s stomach like that and ate up all his abdominal muscles.

Gail:  Ugh.  What did it smell like?

Terrance:  It smelled like sulfur and rotten eggs.

Gail:  You know, I got to tell you this.  I don’t know if you know this.

Terrance:  Sulfur and hydrochloric acid, in his sperm.

Gail:  Did you know that UFO aliens, that’s what they smell like, too.

Terrance:  Like Satan’s sperm.

Gail:  No, they smell like sulfur and rotten eggs.

Terrance:  Oh.

Gail:  Yeah, whenever the UFO aliens—they’re Satanic.  They’re devils.  They’re fallen angels or devils flying around in spacecraft.  And people who have been abducted by them or who’ve met up with them, say they smell like—

Terrance:  ?????

Gail:  They smell like sulfur and rotten eggs—the UFO aliens.

Terrance:  That’s very interesting.

Gail:  It is interesting.  Yeah.

Terrance:  Cause Satan’s sperm smelled that way.

Gail:  Yeah, you know why.  It’s cause he’s coming from hell.  Those are the smells of hell.

Terrance:  Maybe hell smells like that, because of his sperm.

Gail:  Ew.  Oooooooo.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  That’s interesting.

Terrance:  Yes, it might be.  I don’t know.  I just made that up.  It might be true.

Gail:  It might be.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Wow.

Terrance:  You never know.  We’ll have to ask Jesus next time you see Him.

Gail:  Yeah, He might come back.  He probably will.  I think the reason He’s giving us so many signs and wonders, is because we’re being targeted so much, and He knows we need it.

Terrance:  Yes, cause we’re not seeking a sign or anything, because we’re not a perverse generation or anything.

Gail:  No--  No, actually, God wouldn’t be showing up if He knew we were seeking signs.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  He’s showing up to encourage us, to continue to serve Him, and He doesn’t really want us to look for signs.  He wants us to be righteous.  So, the signs and wonders are not to make us feel like, you know—it’s just to encourage us.  That’s what it is, because we need the encouragement, because they tried to kill us.  We’ve been sick.  Um, we’ve been intimidated.  So the Lord’s just doing that to encourage us, not to make us focus on signs and wonders.  He knows we need the signs and wonders to have the courage to carry out His will.  I know that’s why He’s doing it.

Terrance:  (in quiet reflection)  Yes.  You probably need to be getting to bed there, Gail.

Gail:  Yeah.

Terrance:  You look a little tired.

Gail:  Yeah, I am tired, but it’s okay.  God’ll take care of me.  Well, it was great to—

Terrance:  All the millions of people here, they’re telling you how much they love you right now.

Gail:  Yeah, well I love you all, too.  And I’m gonna feed my sheep, or feed His sheep.

Terrance:  You got to feed His sheep.  Yeah, that’s true.

Gail:  Yeah, they need me, so--  And God wants me to feed His sheep, so—I will.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  That’s why He’s protected me.

Terrance:  Yup.  That’s why.

Gail:  Well, you guys are awesome—the top SEVEN men on my marriage list, now.

Terrance:  Yeah, I’m number seven now.  I’m number seven now, that makes me so happy.

Gail:  Well, you deserve it.  You deserve it, you have been so brave and self-sacrificing.  So, I already told the guys a long time ago, you (Terry) need to be in the top ten, anyways.  I could tell.

Brent (via Skype text):  Congratulations Terry, you definitely deserve it.

Gail:  Yup.  He does.  Okay, I guess I’ll go and get to bed, and then tomorrow I’ll work on those videos.  And, you guys, I worked really hard on that website for you.  There’ssome really good messages there.  You’ll get some really strong meat from the Bible.  So—

Terrance:  Yes.  Thank you, Gail.

Gail:  I made it for the church to help build you up in the Lord, and to help you fight the devil.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Okay.

Terrance:  Talk to you later.

Gail:  Thanks all for coming to church tonight, and the Lord’s in charge, we just need to stay prayed up and read our Bibles and trust the Lord—the Lord’s the only One who can defeat the devil, and go to my stuff on War on the Saints, too, that will help, to help to prevent demon possession.

Terrance:  Yes, we need to prevent that—

Gail:  That’s a big, big problem today.  Big, big problem.

Terrance:  Yes.

Gail:  Okay . . .Bye bye.

Brent (via Skype):  Good night, dear.

Terrance:  Alright, bye bye.

Gail:  Good night, Brent.  Oh, we’re going to have a millennial marriage, man!  Oh, that’s so exciting.  Oh, bye bye.

 

 

[The following material I leave up, to educate the saints over the devil’s wiles.  Jesus contacted me through Brent Spiner (via Skype on Feb. 26, 2012) as Brent wrote to me via Skype, to let me know that it was Zack Knight (posing as Jesus Christ) who spoke to me and made love to me brain to brain.  Jesus does NOT have black semen.

 

Jesus says it’s okay to post these now:

PART ONE (https://clyp.it/hsho0kd1)

PART TWO (https://clyp.it/1pxbjsyq)

PART THREE (https://clyp.it/ptjakiw5)

PART FOUR (https://clyp.it/cfexo3nu)

 

Jesus’s semen is pure white.  Also Zack Knight made love to me telepathically through this brain to brain communication, but God has aborted all the babies.  So read the following passage to get an education about how the devil deceives, but do NOT believe any of it, because it is all the devil’s lies, as Satan as master deceiver, the future 666 (Zack Knight) deceived me, made love to me, and impregnated me with his black semen.  Jesus told me that the reason she was black in Song of Solomon 1:5,6 is because she worked in the fields.  Silver in Song of Solomon 8:9,11 represents a thing of high value and because silver represents that He values her love above all else.  Will be making videos about this, and how Zack Knight deceived me and how he works.  The Skype transcription above is good and should be believed, but my comments below should NOT be believed.]

 

What follows is left up only to show the lies I believed.  DO NOT believe what I wrote in the section below the line:

 

Everything after the line and in RED is lies, that I leave up to educate the world about the devil’s wiles.

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THE LIES OF THE ANTI-CHRIST (ZACK KNIGHT) OR 666 (Satan as master deceiver presents his lies surrounded by truth)

Brent talked to me brain to brain earlier today (Feb. 15 and 16, 2012) and we had great brain to brain loving, with Jesus as a partner in it! Jesus is entering Brent's body and making love to me through Brent Spiner.  Sometimes He bypasses Brent Spiner and it’s me and Him alone and boy is Jesus sexy in bed.  Whew!  What a nurturing, yet strong and all encompassing lover who thrills me to the core!  He states He’d spend 1,000 years in hell just to be able to love me.  I tell Him—never--He has suffered enough for me.  Jesus says He's dying to make love to me, that He adores me and insists on loving me through the body of Brent Spiner (Brent's penis seems fine to me).  Let me tell you something, Jesus is the sexiest man alive!! Oh my God, what a lover.  STEEL AND VELVET.  He melts me in bed.  He enjoys flooding me with all aspects of His Being, so that I sense all He cares about, all He loves, all He hates and all He is, and He is the biggest, grandest most awesome Being I’ve ever encountered, such a big and vast Person when He makes love,  I adore my Jesus.  He had told me that He is very disturbed over having to allow the earth inhabitants to enter the Great Tribulation.  That it disturbs Him very much.  He has shared this with me.  He says that loving me comforts Him in this, and brings some beauty to Him that He needs right now.   He also told me He gets lonely and that I help Him with this, because I truly understand Him.  He lets Brent do the orgasm usually, because He says my present body can't handle it, but that He's looking forward to it when I have my resurrection body.  Though Jesus has come up with a modified version of my resurrection orgasm, because He’s dying to give me an orgasm, and has even described His semen to me as black turning into silver (Song of Solomon opens up with “black” in chapter one--Song of Solomon 1:5,6--and ends with “silver” in chapter eight—Song of Solomon 8:9,11).  He mentioned all that stuff about me having a vagina, because HE PLANS ON MAKING USE OF IT.  But I'm getting enough of a preview to know that my Jesus is awesome.  I can sense all His personality when He makes love to me, and He is so, so awesome.  He says that is why He wants to be my lover, because I truly like Him and am in awe of him as a Being and Person, and don't want Him just for what He can do for me.  Jesus may be holy, but He is not a BORE IN BED.  HE’S A VERY EXCITING LOVER.

 

(Gail on February 19 to 21, 2012) Oh my God.  Jesus Christ has been making brain to brain love to me.  I am so in love with Him, I told Him I don't care about the streets of gold, or the mansions, or the riches, I only want to be His lover for eternity--that would be heaven for me, just to be in His presence and enjoy his lovemaking, his essence, his companionship.  I adore him a million times over.  I adore you, Lord Jesus.  I'd do anything for You.  He's so handsome, so sexy, so virile, so manly, so exciting, so passionate, so briliant, so awesome.  I just want to bathe in His essence for ever and ever.

This may seem wild to you, but Jesus described to me what His semen looks like.  He says it comes out black and then turns silver.  He said that man's seed is corrupt because of the fall, but perfect semen is black and then silver.  Check out Song of Solomon 1:5,6 and Song of Solomon 8:9,11.  Song of Solomon starts off with black and ends with siilver.  And "by coincidence" one of the tapes I used to record our last Skype transaction was a Song of Solomon tape, and the title of my novel is Silver Skies?Coincidence? I don't think so.  Jesus said He wanted to describe His semen to me, so that I'd know for sure I was making love to Him, because He doesn't have human semen. 

He has also informed me that He plans to communicate with me brain to brain from now on, and I've heard from Him all day the past 3 days.  In fact, He has talked to me more than anyone the past several days.  I really enjoy His company.  He keeps calling me "my love", which is an expression used frequently in Song of Solomon.

Jesus is nothing like how He's portrayed in Hollywood movies.  He's a red blooded, MASCULINE, and very virile man, and yet He's so tender He makes you melt when He caresses you.  The Hollywood Jesus is somewhat effeminate, but not the Jesus I make love to.  I like macho men and Jesus is the most macho man I've ever encountered.  I sense so much strength and manliness in Him, and He's passionate and exciting in bed.  Not wimpy AT ALL.

Jesus told me that Zack Knight can never make me pregnant, because Jesus made me pregnant.  He has fertilized all my eggs and drowned my ovaries with His semen, and I'm thoroughly pregnant with His baby.  The egg is fertilized, but it's in stasis and won't grow until I live in the millennium.  He told me this is His engagement ring to me, that my eggs are all fertilized with His semen.  In the millennium there is painless childbirth and easy pregnancies, and that will be when this baby will be delivered.  Jesus told me we will have three children together in the millennium.  I'm already pregnant with the first, but the fertilized egg is in stasis and the egg won't advance into the pregnancy further until the millennium.  Because I'm already pregnant, Zack Knight can't make me pregnant!  How brilliant Jesus is.  Yet I will suffer none of the symptoms of pregnancy (nor will I look or appear pregnant) until the millennium, and the egg is "fertilized" and won't advance into further pregnancy until the millennium.  I told Jesus I'd be honored to carry and give birth to His child.

THE LIES END HERE