Gail Chord Schuler was born in 1957 to a fashion & swimsuit model mother from Japan (descended from the royal Oshu Fujiwara family) and an Eastern airlines pilot father (whose uncle was aviator Howard Hughes). The Jesuit Order's genetic profiling teams immediately became aware of her unusual genetic profile of King David and Catherine the Great, and strove to kill her as a baby by giving her an allergy to her formula. Because of this, she almost died her first month of life, but her mother switched pediatrician's and saved her baby's life. She is currently a volunteer writer and Gabrielle Chana FOX News correspondent.

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Born: Gail Elaine Chord
September 15, 1957 in Miami, Florida, USA

Height: 5' 7" (1.7 m)

Spouse (3):
David Schuler                      (April 20, 1985 - ?) (murdered) (1 child)
David Schuler Jesuit clone   (? - May 31, 2001) (divorced)
Brent Spiner                        (? - present) (not living with yet)

Trademarks (4): 
Jesus Christ's favorite
Leader of Gail Chord Schuler Jesuits (with Zack Knight)
Loree McBride's Greatest Threat
Recipient (with husband Brent Spiner) of Jesus Christ's semen in millennium 

Gail Chord Schuler Jesuits Contact Info: or
The Forbidden Abyss Part One: Brent Spiner & Vladimir Putin                    2016

Gail Chana herself (voice)
Brent Spiner (voice)
Loree McBride (voice)
Jesus Christ (voice)
Richard Arnold (voice)
Macaulay Culkin (voice)
Levar Burton (voice)
Paramount studio executive (voice)
Jesuit website (voice)
Berkeley County sheriff (voice)
Gail's psychiatrist (voice)
Gail's son (voice)
Seattle naturopath (voice)
Jesuit radiologist (voice)
Chiropractor B. Scott Jones (voice)
Russian President Vladimir Putin (voice)
President Bill Clinton (voice)
President George W. Bush (voice)
Tallahassee heroin addict (voice)
Jesuit car tower (voice)
Jesuit hit men (voice)
Brent Spiner Jesuit clone (voice)
Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
Brent Spiner's Flames: Brent Spiner's first letters to Gail (summer 2011)      2016

Gabrielle Chana herself (voice)
Brent Spiner (voice)
Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
Loree McBride (voice)
Brent Spiner clone (voice)
psychiatrist and actor Gerard Butler (voice)
Russian President Vladimir Putin (voice)
Defecting Jesuit (voice)
The Shimmering Sea: Robin Williams Murder                                             2015

Gail Chord Schuler herself (voice)
Robin Williams (voice)
Brent Spiner (voice)
Psychiatrist Gerard Butler (voice)
Matthew McConaughey (voice)
Hugh Laurie (voice)
Tony Blair (voice)
50 Cent (voice)
Vladimir Putin (voice)
Hugh Jackman (voice)
Jesus Christ (voice)
Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
Chinese nurse (voice)
Jesuit Chinese doctors (voice)
Santa Monica jeweler (voice)
Imaginary reporter (voice)
Police officer Tom (voice)
Jesuit police (voice)
Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom: The Forbidden Abyss, Part Two              2015

Gail Chord Schuler herself (voice)
Brent Spiner (voice)
Judge Terrance Jenkins (voice)
Loree McBride (voice)
Quebec trial head Jesuit juror Teresa (voice)
Jesus Christ (voice)
Russian President Vladimir Putin (voice)
Brent Spiner Jesuit clone (voice)
YouTube (voice)
Hugh Jackman (voice)
Matthew McConaughey (voice)
Church of Gail doctor (voice)
Camila Alves (voice)
Gail's Jesuit clone mother (voice)
Walmart manager Optimus Prime (voice)
Kim Jong-il (voice)
Bubba black Jesuit (voice)
Ivan, the Russian (voice)
Jesuits (voice)
Jesuit leader & Antichrist Zack Knight (voice)
Brianna Jenkins-Schuler (voice)
Gerard Butler (voice)
Matthew McConaughey's lawyer (voice)
Satan (voice)
Author of Star Trek: The Next Generation teleplay Gail wrote for Brent Spiner, meant to be a sequel to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode called "The Offspring" (not produced) "Lal" (1992).

Author of short story about why Gail reinstated Brent Spiner as her long distance lover after she learned about Loree McBride "Emerald Towers" (2000).

Author of the novel "Silver Skies" made into a Steven Spielberg film starring Matthew McConaughey (1993 - 2005).

Editor of Brent Spiner's first correspondence with Gail Chord Schuler "Brent Spiner's Flames" (2011).

Author of Brent Spiner, Gail Chord Schuler, and Vladimir Putin biography "The Forbidden Abyss Part One: 1990 to 2011" (2013).

Author of book about how Jesuits murdered Robin Williams "The Shimmering Sea: Robin Williams Murder" (2014).

Author of story about Jesuit bomb rapist Camila Alves, Matthew McConaughey's stalker "Bomb Rape at the Oscars: Camila Alves Stalks Matthew McConaughey" (2014).

Author of biography about Brent Spiner and the men on Gail Chord Schuler's marriage list, including Jesus Christ "Jesus, the Eternal Bridegroom: The Forbidden Abyss Part Two" (2015).

Author of history about Jesuit involvement in the U.S. Civil War and their murder of Abraham Lincoln and Hillary Clinton (2016) "Jesuit Murder of Abraham Lincoln: Hillary Clinton is a Jesuit" (2016).

Author, along with Brent Spiner and Jesus Christ, of an addition to the Biblical canon called "Bible for Tribulation Saints" (2017).
"Do right, though the stars fall." - Dr. Bob Jones, Sr.

Her favorite prayer to Jesus from 1999 to about 2011, was, "If I do anything to help out those evil Jesuits, I want you to kill me," to which Jesus replied to her in 2012, "I would never want to kill one of my most beautiful creations."

"Jesuits are sly fanatics, who won't retreat before anything," taken from The Secret History of the Jesuits by Edmond Paris (a writer the Jesuits murdered).

"He (God) gives the very best, to those who leave the choice with Him," - missionary Hudson Taylor (who was Gail's hero as a young lady and who practically led the entire Chinese nation to Jesus Christ in the late 1800s)

"Brent Spiner reminds me of missionary Hudson Taylor, the man I would have wanted for a husband in my youth, and Hudson Taylor was a physician, like my Brent, and a vast soul."
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler singing "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler ending her performance of "Somewhere" for Brent Spiner on April 28, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler on May 14, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler on May 14, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler on May 18, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler on May 18, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler on May 18, 2016
Gail Chord Schuler on May 18, 2016
Gail with Daniel Tosh taken in Culver City, California for her appearance on Tosh.0
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Gail Chord Schuler at 58 years old 
(May 18, 2016)
​Brent Spiner's Ol' Yellow Eyes Is Back
Gail's Indoor Workout Video
Gail's self hair cut, wearing a tank top she sewed (May 26, 2016)
Jesuit Murder of Abraham Lincoln: Hillary Clinton is a Jesuit (Aug. 2016)            2016

Catholic priest Charles Chiniquy (voice)
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
Gabrielle Chana as commentator (voice)
Charles Chiniquy's mother (voice)
Charles Chiniquy's father (voice)
Parish priest Courtois (voice)
Mr. Morin communion instructor (voice)
Children at first communion (voice)
College instructor for priests (voice)
Reverend Perras (voice)
Catholic priest Lebel (voice)
Dr. Alberto Rivera ex-Jesuit priest (voice)
Lincoln's assassin John Wilkes Booth (voice)
Mary Surrat's daughter (voice)
Tosh.0 Cewebrity Profile: Empress Gail Tosh.0-lection Special (Nov. 8, 2016)       2016

Empress Gail (herself)

Dedicated to those who have lost a loved one.
How to go to heaven when you die.
Gail has had a relationship with Brent Spiner for 25 years, which started in June 1991, when she recognized his voice on her phone as her phone lover. She has been engaged to physically marry physician (2006 to present), pastor (2012 to present), actor and singer Brent Spiner (a.k.a. Data of Star Trek: The Next Generation) since December 1999, when God told her then in a still, small voice that Loree McBride is a Vatican agent, Gail knew that Brent loved her enough to die for her. 

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Playboy Shots with PRIVATE PARTS COVERED. Jesus is NOT a prude. I do these poses to be an example of healthy sexuality. I am faithful to my husband Brent Spiner and he and Jesus approve of me being Hugh Hefner's Playmate of the Century. Unlike Loree McBride, I do not rape or drug rape people and never force myself on anyone sexually. To respect those who find the idea of nude bodies offensive, I will not post them visually but only make them available through links here at I only send one or two nudes a month to my Patreon supporters who support me at sixty dollars a month (after the payment CLEARS).

These photos below were taken Jan. 1, 2018 when I was sixty. For those of you who are prudes, RELAX! These photos are not a threat to anyone AND THEY ARE NOT FULL NUDES. Loree McBride Jesuits would find these censored Playboy shots offensive cuz Loree wants everyone to think that Brent Spiner is not my husband, when just the thought of Loree makes the REAL Brent want to puke! Apparently, Loree finds it very threatening that Hugh Hefner flipped in his grave when I decided to pose for Playboy and that Brent thinks I'm super hot. As a reminder, I do NOT post full nudes of me online. These photos are censored with Pepe the frog over the private parts. But to respect those who find this offensive, I will only allow them to be seen via links. Also, I realize there is more to life than looking at nudes (even censored nudes), so for those who find nudes (even censored nudes) boring, I won't force anybody to look at them.

I just want people to admire Jesus' creation (my body), but I am not using my body to have sex with any men besides the men on my marriage list and that is only through brain-to-brain sex! I was a virgin when I married and have only had sex with my ex husband. I do have brain-to-brain loving with Brent Spiner a lot, but that's okay cuz he's my husband. Brent Spiner fully approves of me posing for Playboy. If he objected, I would not do it.

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